By Anonymous - 08/11/2011 17:20 - United States

Today, after holding it in for hours, I finally managed to run to the bathroom for a pee. I thought it was impossible for rats to climb up the sewer pipes and into the toilet, but apparently I was wrong. FML
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melonxxda 0
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nobody give's a rat's ass anymore (:

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NomOnShroomz 14
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"Today, I was walking through the sewer pipes minding my own business when I ended up in a toilet and some dumb bitch took a shit on me. FML"

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iBiteRoses 22
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Wow, that is totally disgusting! I like rats, but not IN THE TOILET lol {I'm a Class A moron}

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stephanieeDawnx 0
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& I like people. But not when they're annoying.

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urdirtyolduncle 15
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Sounds like ninja rats.

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metallicshadow 16
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at least you didn't pee your pants, right?

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ikickgingers 15
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I don't think you really got into the A class...

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ric4rolz 0
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Just flush the rats back down while their coming up.

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Damn_Hippster 11
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Teenage mutant ninja rats!!!

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youcunthole 0
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Well show That rat that u do give a shit if you know what I mean...

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xoconnie 8
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did they bite???? OUCH!!!

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Keyman1212 14
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Better than finding out when you're shitting. Cause if they can get through some sewer pipes, they can get into your anus...

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FarSide 22
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So were you dickless before you sat down?

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XmyviolentheartX 13
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# 44 Splinter!

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bribubbles 10
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Eww 69 that's disgusting.

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melonxxda 0
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nobody give's a rat's ass anymore (:

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sunsetsbetween56 3
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Wow three bad comments in a row... :/

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Stonedmanalex 0
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I don't know he has more thumbs up then you.

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KiddNYC1O 20
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32- *whispers* What is 23 talking about?

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ImFrackinBored 13
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Well he must have been pissed... I'm sorry but it had to be said.

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angrymexican 8
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3 bad comments? I've only seen 2 and one of then was funny

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angrymexican 8
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3 bad comments? I've only seen 2 and one of then was funny

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angrymexican 8
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3 bad comments? I've only seen 2 and one of then was funny

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angrymexican 8
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3 bad comments? I've only seen 2 and one of then was funny

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angrymexican 8
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3 bad comments? I've only seen 2 and one of then was funny

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angrymexican 8
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Fuck my iPod just fucked up sorry about that comment spam

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Boygenius50 8
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32-Is that Rupert?

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btnhdude 0
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Say again? I didn't understand the first time.

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middletin 0
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You probably peed on youself, didn't you?

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DKParth13 5
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Damn this is the first FML I've ever seen where it reaches 1500 without getting 100 ydis!

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Blacksabbath211 9
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Or just piss on the rat >:)

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IloveyouJon 11
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That is so gross! Complain to the manager/landlord.

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LadyLol_fml 15
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who said it was his house?

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Ikickmidgets 11
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better than ass monkeys

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13FTW 9
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Fucking ass monkeys.

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SirSquishyPants 1
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Are they flying ass monkeys?

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datoismyname 22
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Hey don't be hatin on the ass monkeys! I like mine! Their names are Hansel and Gretel.

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chickenwalrus 14
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i love how it leaves countless terrible possible explanations of the ending of this to imagine yourself..

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SirSquishyPants 1
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I agree, maybe OP used the rat as aiming practice, then flushed to see how well it does turd surfing.

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katiaklever 0
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Hahaha XD ik..

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chickenwalrus 14
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haha yes, or slowly dropped the turds out of his butthole to see how many the rats could catch in their mouth

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rattusrattus 18
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Edmund the Second thought spears couldn't get up the plumbing system either, and he was wrong. Very, very wrong. (Yes, I know this is just an urban legend. Too pertinent to not reference though.)

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PeteyPablo12308 20
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I really hope the OP is a guy, and wasn't sitting on the toilet when this occurred.

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purpleadios 10
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I would have been so freaked out!

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Pinkilishes 5
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omg now I'm scared

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loopsy_fml 14
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Me two! I was going to post the same thing!

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flockz 19
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better watch for em water rats. they hide underneath urinal cakes and when you ain't expectin it they jump up and play patty cake with your willy.

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