Today, after holding it in for hours, I finally managed to run to the bathroom for a pee. I thought it was impossible for rats to climb up the sewer pipes and into the toilet, but apparently I was wrong. FML
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melonxxda
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nobody give's a rat's ass anymore (:
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NomOnShroomz
| 14
"Today, I was walking through the sewer pipes minding my own business when I ended up in a toilet and some dumb bitch took a shit on me. FML"
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iBiteRoses
| 22
Wow, that is totally disgusting! I like rats, but not IN THE TOILET lol
{I'm a Class A moron}
{I'm a Class A moron}
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stephanieeDawnx
| 0
& I like people.
But not when they're annoying.
But not when they're annoying.
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urdirtyolduncle
| 15
Sounds like ninja rats.
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metallicshadow
| 16
at least you didn't pee your pants, right?
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ikickgingers
| 15
I don't think you really got into the A class...
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ric4rolz
| 0
Just flush the rats back down while their coming up.
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Damn_Hippster
| 11
Teenage mutant ninja rats!!!
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youcunthole
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Well show That rat that u do give a shit if you know what I mean...
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xoconnie
| 8
did they bite???? OUCH!!!
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Keyman1212
| 14
Better than finding out when you're shitting. Cause if they can get through some sewer pipes, they can get into your anus...
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hellphone_fml
| 37
xD
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FarSide
| 22
So were you dickless before you sat down?
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XmyviolentheartX
| 13
# 44 Splinter!
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bribubbles
| 10
Eww 69 that's disgusting.
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melonxxda
| 0
nobody give's a rat's ass anymore (:
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sunsetsbetween56
| 3
Wow three bad comments in a row... :/
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Stonedmanalex
| 0
I don't know he has more thumbs up then you.
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KiddNYC1O
| 20
32- *whispers* What is 23 talking about?
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ImFrackinBored
| 13
Well he must have been pissed...
I'm sorry but it had to be said.
I'm sorry but it had to be said.
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angrymexican
| 8
3 bad comments? I've only seen 2 and one of then was funny
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angrymexican
| 8
3 bad comments? I've only seen 2 and one of then was funny
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angrymexican
| 8
3 bad comments? I've only seen 2 and one of then was funny
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angrymexican
| 8
3 bad comments? I've only seen 2 and one of then was funny
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angrymexican
| 8
3 bad comments? I've only seen 2 and one of then was funny
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angrymexican
| 8
Fuck my iPod just fucked up sorry about that comment spam
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Boygenius50
| 8
32-Is that Rupert?
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btnhdude
| 0
Say again? I didn't understand the first time.
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middletin
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You probably peed on youself, didn't you?
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DKParth13
| 5
Damn this is the first FML I've ever seen where it reaches 1500 without getting 100 ydis!
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Blacksabbath211
| 9
Or just piss on the rat >:)
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IloveyouJon
| 11
That is so gross! Complain to the manager/landlord.
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LadyLol_fml
| 15
who said it was his house?
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Ikickmidgets
| 11
better than ass monkeys
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13FTW
| 9
Fucking ass monkeys.
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SirSquishyPants
| 1
Are they flying ass monkeys?
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datoismyname
| 22
Hey don't be hatin on the ass monkeys! I like mine! Their names are Hansel and Gretel.
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chickenwalrus
| 14
i love how it leaves countless terrible possible explanations of the ending of this to imagine yourself..
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SirSquishyPants
| 1
I agree, maybe OP used the rat as aiming practice, then flushed to see how well it does turd surfing.
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katiaklever
| 0
Hahaha XD ik..
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chickenwalrus
| 14
haha yes, or slowly dropped the turds out of his butthole to see how many the rats could catch in their mouth
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rattusrattus
| 18
Edmund the Second thought spears couldn't get up the plumbing system either, and he was wrong.
Very, very wrong.
(Yes, I know this is just an urban legend. Too pertinent to not reference though.)
Very, very wrong.
(Yes, I know this is just an urban legend. Too pertinent to not reference though.)
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PeteyPablo12308
| 20
I really hope the OP is a guy, and wasn't sitting on the toilet when this occurred.
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purpleadios
| 10
I would have been so freaked out!
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Pinkilishes
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omg now I'm scared
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loopsy_fml
| 14
Me two! I was going to post the same thing!
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bout88ninjas
| 15
*too
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flockz
| 19
better watch for em water rats. they hide underneath urinal cakes and when you ain't expectin it they jump up and play patty cake with your willy.