By Dilly_20 - 22/02/2011 18:00 - United Kingdom

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Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend why I'd be angry if he had a foursome with 3 other people. FML
I agree, your life sucks 42 588
You deserved it 5 613

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I don't understand 'boyfriends' on FML stories. 99.8% of the time they are assholes.

Make it a fivesome?

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Make it a fivesome?

your boyfriend doesn't sound very bright.....or faithful to you. I would even be angry if my boyfriend suggested to have a threesome, because it would mean that he wants to have relations with other women as well as myself. OP, I hope that either he's your ex or he gets it and is now faithful to you.

The debate about the relative merits and morals of group sex aside, I think if my partner was planning on having a foursome, I'd at least like an invitation.

yes, and a say who participates in said foursome.

honestly I'd want a threesome just to watch the chicks go at it haha I wouldn't even fuck the other one if my hypothetical girlfriend wasn't comfortable with that

@6 Just because he wants sex doesn't mean he's unfaithful and wants relations with other girls. Its just a one time foursome he wants, doubt he wants to date them all and start a family with them all.

32 - The boyfriend wanted a foursome with THREE OTHER PEOPLE. That implies that his girlfriend (assuming we can still call her that) was not to be included. I don't know about you, but I'd be quite pissed off if I was agreeable to foursomes or whatever yet wasn't to be included in this one. What gives him the right? You agreed to date this girl; you either have sex with only her, or you AGREE that it's okay to include others (not just go off with others on your own). There's no middle ground.

directed at OP, you don't have to explain. we understand that a foursome is one person with 3 other people.

Directed at #53, OP pointed out that it was three *other* people to highlight the fact that he/she was not included (else it would have been two other people, savvy?). As zeb pointed out and steffikah eloquently elaborated, OP didn't even get an invite to the orgy.

What's up with all of the FMLs about girls having to explain things to their boyfriends? It's getting old.

Seriously? Obviously OP's boyfriend was asking a hypothetical question.

1 - Wouldn't that be a bukkake(sp?)?

"honestly I'd want a threesome just to watch the chicks go at it haha I wouldn't even fuck the other one if my hypothetical girlfriend wasn't comfortable with that" @27 - This is why you have a hypothetical girlfriend rather than an actual one.

Hahaha win. I would be pissed if my boyfriend wanted sex with other people. No way am I having some chick touch him. I'd deck the bitch.

a bukkake is more of a gangbang that leads to all the guys ejaculating on said girls face.

tell him you'll go have a two some with his best friend

^ argreed

yeah. good idea :)

why dies his bf get to have fun?

that is not a good idea at all.

I don't understand 'boyfriends' on FML stories. 99.8% of the time they are assholes.

seconded. they're either too stupid or pompous to the point that you wonder how they're not single.

Maybe because this is an FML (Fuck My Life) not a BML (Bless My Life). You're most likely not going to find "Good" examples of boyfriends on this site.

Still not excusable if you ask me. That's why I brought it up.

Maybe that's because 99% of men ARE assholes.

Also from the way I read this he didn't actually do it. Some people believe in open relationships and such. How does that in any way make him an asshole?

please explain to me

He wants a foursome with three girls OTHER than the op.

45, 4 was being sarcastic...

I'd love to explain.

Is he stupid? most people have the common sense to know that.

Are you one of the four? If not, get in the game, girl!

I hope you're being sarcastic. It specifically says three people OTHER than the OP.

68, you must be new around here

agreed doc- the more the merrier

94 totally

ughh same herre

I'd help give be blow pl

He's gonna have a threesome with 4 other people and not include you? I'd be pissed too!!

Check your math...

59 or a typo :-/

Discalcic....lol

Don't you just hate it when you don't get invited to an event like this? *sigh* I've been left out 5 times.