By district12 - United Kingdom

Fart wars

Today, my family started their own version of the Hunger Games. With farts as their ammo, they've been tackling and gassing everyone until their victim "dies" by surrendering. My house is a flatulent war zone, and I fear waking up blind. FML
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  rattusrattus  |  18

Seeing as he's UK, unlikely. If you put locks on doors that counts it as a separate 'residence' in terms of TV Liscencing, or another £140. Or, to put it another way: if you want to put a TV in your bathroom, you have to pay for another TV License.

  ClassyCommando  |  13

Fight your way to the centre of the house. There you will find plentiful beans, and other gaseous munitions provided by your wealthy, generous sponsors. Yeah, I'm talking about your rich grandparents.