Fart wars

By district12 - 18/02/2012 22:22 - United Kingdom

Today, my family started their own version of the Hunger Games. With farts as their ammo, they've been tackling and gassing everyone until their victim "dies" by surrendering. My house is a flatulent war zone, and I fear waking up blind. FML
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paulkeppel 0

gas them out until they surrender. show no mercy!

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paulkeppel 0

gas them out until they surrender. show no mercy!

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philipino 24

If they watched the movie first and then started because they thought it would be fun, OP could go ,"ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?"

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philipino 24

Or you could "kill" them all. *shrugs*

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thiscrazything 1

Eat broccoli and hard boiled eggs. Wait for the fermentation, then......nothing but sweet revenge is in your hands, or should I say...cheeks.

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RochelleRedvines 8

And may the stench be ever in your favor!

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ComTlancy 12

Hitler tried that and look what happened.

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fymother 13

Two ingredients you'll need for the win: Red meat (for quality) Beans (for quantity - can also be substituted with boiled cabbage)

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sexylol_fml 4

That sucks!! :( I WANT TO SEE THAT MOVIE SO BADLY THOUGH!!!

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KeyboardWarrior 10

62 If you read the book, the movie will most likely be a disappointment. Just look at the Percy Jackson movie. They completely butchered the story.

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GovernorGeneral 8

Beans. Suffocate. Win.

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amber551133 5

they should be more worried about pink eye than blindness

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dontpanic_fml 32

Yeah that's what I'm sayin 91, that's the real danger I'd think

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livefreelylee 0

pink eye could possibly cause blindness.

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littlemissalex 3

I sincerely hope you have a lock on your bedroom door.

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ladyLALAA 28

Me too, poor OP. Good luck with the pinkeye.

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rattusrattus 18

Seeing as he's UK, unlikely. If you put locks on doors that counts it as a separate 'residence' in terms of TV Liscencing, or another £140. Or, to put it another way: if you want to put a TV in your bathroom, you have to pay for another TV License.

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excelexcel 5

The Hunger Games is an amazing book series .. Just sayin'

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rattusrattus 18

@29 It is most vexing, yes. The enforcement agency is kind of Orwellian about it. OTOH, no TV license, no BBC.

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Nuclear_Ninja 6

Just barricade the door. Problem solved.

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RecklessJellyBea 7

I suggest you stock up on Febreeze.

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jabfinch 9

Or a window? Oh I've got one even better, they all grow up and stop acting like idiots.

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GovernorGeneral 8

^ Or you can just go out and buy a pack of a sense of humour. Pretty heavy price but its worth it if you arent born with it.

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smallsmerry123 5

For hunger games, they sure will ruin an appetite.

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dulayole 6

Get a #6 from taco bell and some tacos from jack in the box and let the nuke rip.

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darien987 1

Your family is hilarious...

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ClassyCommando 13

Fight your way to the centre of the house. There you will find plentiful beans, and other gaseous munitions provided by your wealthy, generous sponsors. Yeah, I'm talking about your rich grandparents.

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mkat2000 6

Whoop! Whoop! I am OBSESSED with those books!!!! And guess what, the movie comes out the day after MY B- DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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alival 12

They just want a good show! That's all they want!

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Jaxx66 21

Run away! May be safer to stay in your room and keep a window open.

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fcukU30to1 2

Put a stink bomb in each of their pillows!

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Prince_V2 2

No, don't do that. Train for the event. Stick your finger up your ass, then waft the aroma.

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