Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend why it is inappropriate for her to go skinny dipping with her male friends. FML
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Today, I went skinny-dipping with my friends. At one point, I jokingly pointed out how one of them had the smallest boobs of us all. She calmly got out of the pond, dried herself, scooped up our clothes and phones, and drove off in her car. The cops she called arrived soon after. FML
Today, I went skinny dipping with a few friends at my friend's house. It was really fun until one of my friends shrieked, saying there were bugs in the pool. Everyone jumped out and looked at her. Turns out the "bugs" she saw was my body hair. FML
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Camhero 0
Hope she understands
killak41 9
If you have to explain that she's probably too young for you bro
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Comments (365)
aequitas740 0
Sorry man, I would dump her ass.
AthleticSwaqq 8
How'd that go?
amykins164 3
I'm sure she understood before. You got a hoe for a girlfriend dude
MeleMallory 0
Those garden tools make horrible girlfriends.
seximexi911 10
Hahaha please find a group of girls to go skinny dipping with. I mean, it's only fair...
Leetswaglordmaybe2 9
I see nothing wrong with that; having fun while being naked doesn't always mean it's sexual. OP, should she want to cheat on you, she will. Either let her have fun and keep your insecurities to yourself, or part your ways since you are not a match.
JinxosGirl87 0
So you're insecure if you don't want your GF's exposed ****** within inches of her friend's exposed penis?
aequitas740 0
Very well put. I do not think that's insecure at all. I think that's common sense.
bizarre_ftw 22
I think that's equatable to being an uptight prude. People who skinny dip with friends As friends don't think of it this way. But you do. Because you're an uptight prude.
lovelife9 12
If my boyfriend skinny dipped with his female friends, well let's just say him and I would be over. Just saying.
lmaoatall 6
You say say to much, I'm sorry to say. I just had to say it!
bizarre_ftw 22
Say! It's just that say.
lmaoatall 6
I'm sure her friends don't mind at all! Where's all the giggidy,s?
BabyCaioLovee 0
Whaaaaat the hell? Drown her ass !
JCTillery 8
What a ......... (add comment here)
AthleticSwaqq 8
(finishing your sentence) .... *cough* slore!
SucksToBeYouBruh 0
What a *****