Just tell him this: "If you were sin^2x and I was cos^2x, then together we'd make one." Then give him the calculator so he can see for himself.

I think would be a lot less complicated to say she was the pi/2 to his sin (x) and together they'd be one

Buy him a new calculator and give it to him (still in the package) to show you care about his calculator but don't know what happened to it. That will rebuild any connection lost in the accusation.

Dude, do you know how much those calculators cost?

try to explain it to him. maybe he'll listen

Maybe that's his weird way to try and talk to you?

I dunno about you, but I wouldn't wanna start any relationship with my SO with "Remember how we meet? When I blamed you for stealing my calculator just to get to talk to you?"

You never know, some people can be weird like that.

Looks like your relationship just doesn't add up!

Yep- they'll never multiply.

If the relationship was furtjer along, theyd have to divide their possessions.

Nay! This is an opportunity! Tell him he can have it back if he takes it's place as your math tutor... well if you had the calculator it would work.... maybe..... OPPORTUNITY!

...well that's one way to get him to talk to you

Well if you didn't actually steal it, then he has no reason to not like you. Just tell him you didn't steal it, and flirt with him.

What I uave to wonder though is what OP did to that guy in order for him to accuse her of stealing his calculator

Maybe she has a similar calculator

Maybe he sent the same e-mail to everyone in the class in hopes that someone would confess, that's what I would do anyways.

He probably thinks that graphs have nicer curves than you. Even still, he's probably not the one for you.

Sounds like dude is a nerd. Nothing wrong with that, but just be aware of it OP. Us needs are hard to deal with. Don't come between a man and his calculator!

Nerds, not needs

I have three scientific calculators. I treat them like my children.

#I treat my calculator like my child as well. I push his buttons, keep him in my backpack, and drop him on occasion.

Some calculators are expensive. I'd want it back too.

That "#" was supposed to have a number twelve after it, by the way. I just want to make it clear that I wasn't using the pound key as a hash tag. I don't do those kind of things; I think they're stupid. #thetruthhomey4realziez

Word you stole his calculator? Let me know if that works ima have to try that.