By crushed - United States - Raleigh
Today, I got really excited when I got an email from a guy I've been flirting with in my math class. Turns out he thinks I stole his calculator and wants it back immediately. There goes my chance. FML
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  Murilirum  |  23

Buy him a new calculator and give it to him (still in the package) to show you care about his calculator but don't know what happened to it. That will rebuild any connection lost in the accusation.

  ElricMustang  |  23

I dunno about you, but I wouldn't wanna start any relationship with my SO with "Remember how we meet? When I blamed you for stealing my calculator just to get to talk to you?"

By  kurodansei  |  16

Nay! This is an opportunity! Tell him he can have it back if he takes it's place as your math tutor... well if you had the calculator it would work.... maybe..... OPPORTUNITY!

By  ninad7  |  12

...well that's one way to get him to talk to you

By  DFresh503  |  8

Sounds like dude is a nerd. Nothing wrong with that, but just be aware of it OP. Us needs are hard to deal with. Don't come between a man and his calculator!

  MrSassypants  |  32

That "#" was supposed to have a number twelve after it, by the way. I just want to make it clear that I wasn't using the pound key as a hash tag. I don't do those kind of things; I think they're stupid.