I think would be a lot less complicated to say she was the pi/2 to his sin (x) and together they'd be one

Buy him a new calculator and give it to him (still in the package) to show you care about his calculator but don't know what happened to it. That will rebuild any connection lost in the accusation.

Dude, do you know how much those calculators cost?

I dunno about you, but I wouldn't wanna start any relationship with my SO with "Remember how we meet? When I blamed you for stealing my calculator just to get to talk to you?"

You never know, some people can be weird like that.

Yep- they'll never multiply.

If the relationship was furtjer along, theyd have to divide their possessions.

What I uave to wonder though is what OP did to that guy in order for him to accuse her of stealing his calculator

Maybe she has a similar calculator

Maybe he sent the same e-mail to everyone in the class in hopes that someone would confess, that's what I would do anyways.

Nerds, not needs

I have three scientific calculators. I treat them like my children.

#I treat my calculator like my child as well. I push his buttons, keep him in my backpack, and drop him on occasion.

Some calculators are expensive. I'd want it back too.

That "#" was supposed to have a number twelve after it, by the way. I just want to make it clear that I wasn't using the pound key as a hash tag. I don't do those kind of things; I think they're stupid. #thetruthhomey4realziez