FML : Today, I went skinny dipping with my friends. A security man drove up the dock we were on with his bike. After informing us that the dock was closed,...

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Today, I went skinny dipping with my friends. A security man drove up the dock we were on with his bike. After informing us that the dock was closed, and noticing all of our swimsuits on the dock, he refused to move his flashlight beam from us in the water. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Men '86 / Sunday 24 July 2011 06:41 / Canada

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By Doortje | 28

#2964883 - Sunday 24 July 2011 15:52

What a perv.

By thesunsetglow_fml | 8

#2964894 - Sunday 24 July 2011 15:52

Well he was obviously waiting for you to ask him to join. How insensitive of you not to.

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By Doortje | 28

#2964883 - Sunday 24 July 2011 15:52

What a perv.

i_love_grrr | 0

#2964901 - Sunday 24 July 2011 15:53

he was wanting a free show! lol

fashionistaGirll | 0

#2964924 - Sunday 24 July 2011 15:56

Hopefully they were over 18 then that is reallyy
perverted...

muhaidib | 2

#2964926 - Sunday 24 July 2011 15:56

depends if the OP is a man, woman, little boy/girl... could be worst

IceeCreamm | 7

#2964956 - Sunday 24 July 2011 15:59

yeah that maybe perving, but isn't everyone skinny dipping looking at eachother naked anyway?

Bobissmall | 13

#2964962 - Sunday 24 July 2011 16:00

It is perving if you're naked in public? I thought that was simply illegal.

Keyman1212 | 14

#2964964 - Sunday 24 July 2011 16:00

Yeah... The whole institution of skinny dipping is based in perviness. Comes with the territory.

seanders | 10

#2964985 - Sunday 24 July 2011 16:03

I would have done the same thing. (Assuming they're old enough). Woulda taught your skanky ass a lesson, plus a free show is hard to pass up.

atthegates | 0

#2965057 - Sunday 24 July 2011 16:23

a bunch of dudes skinny dipping. no homo.

justanothagirl | 0

#2965085 - Sunday 24 July 2011 16:28

could've been worse...... your dad could be the cop

Soloman212 | 28

#2965176 - Sunday 24 July 2011 16:43

Seeing as the OP's username is "Men '86"...

letsgoflyakite | 2

#2965247 - Sunday 24 July 2011 16:59

he just wanted to make sure they got out okay...

dolphincheddar | 10

#2965267 - Sunday 24 July 2011 17:01

43 it's because he went skinny dipping with 86 men

nite66 | 21

#2965318 - Sunday 24 July 2011 17:09

op is a dude

theaws0m3guy | 4

#2965479 - Sunday 24 July 2011 17:48

Heh. Heh. Ohh right! Giggity...

Ch0sen | 13

#2965515 - Sunday 24 July 2011 17:57

Could've been a horrendously ugly female guard who's just never had any luck with boys..I mean men*

Personally I think that's worse, but maybe that's just me >_>

NastyNinja31 | 0

#2965609 - Sunday 24 July 2011 18:20

this mus b where the homeless guy was trying to get

Ch0sen | 13

#2965700 - Sunday 24 July 2011 18:36

I just realized that op referred to the guard as a "he". But could just be an extremely manly woman...extremely manly and ugly woman...

bengalsbaby13 | 0

#2965709 - Sunday 24 July 2011 18:38

creep much? haha

SuperPineApple | 0

#2965714 - Sunday 24 July 2011 18:40

Well did you give him a good show? He might have paid

bubble25_fml | 5

#2965988 - Sunday 24 July 2011 19:28

when u go skinny dipping with your friends it doesn't matter that yo are naked because of the trust within the friendship. it's not the same as when a total stranger finds you and a couple of friends butt naked in the water.

scrapmetal58 | 9

#2966143 - Sunday 24 July 2011 19:51

At least he wasn't pointing his fleshlight at you.

ILUVMSC | 5

#2966634 - Sunday 24 July 2011 21:05

that's just a disturbing thought.. trying to make it awkward? well done.

2ndSucks | 15

#2967248 - Sunday 24 July 2011 23:14

So if op is a guy, and the cop was a man... Is there a video of this somewhere?

dolphincheddar | 10

#2967437 - Monday 25 July 2011 0:02

probably

Iamnotmyself | 17

#2967885 - Monday 25 July 2011 1:06

Men '86... Good porno name.

kateheartswaffle | 0

#2967902 - Monday 25 July 2011 1:09

how is it skanky? they were just having fun

seanders | 10

#2967987 - Monday 25 July 2011 1:25

176: Is that what you'll say when you get pregnant before you turn 17?

chiddy_bang71 | 0

#2969253 - Monday 25 July 2011 4:58

please pardon the Pervy po-po

dolphincheddar | 10

#2969340 - Monday 25 July 2011 5:20

177. most likely

a_nutritionist | 10

#2969893 - Monday 25 July 2011 6:57

@114 when you go there after its closed youre aware of the high risk of being caught. if you then get caught, you then lose the right to bitch about it because you were doing the wrong thing in the first place.

sskarma23 | 9

#2970159 - Monday 25 July 2011 7:48

you did report him right?

cdninf | 4

#2970645 - Monday 25 July 2011 8:50

I don't blame him, some vancouverites are nice.

iceymouse17 | 4

#2999597 - Saturday 30 July 2011 6:40

damn perverts

sweetluv006 | 6

#4990461 - Monday 1 October 2012 4:35

#14: 69 likes on your comment.......

By Mesocoollike | 8

#2964884 - Sunday 24 July 2011 15:52

that sucks...

JangiJangiJangi | 0

#2965205 - Sunday 24 July 2011 16:47

ydi because you went skinny dipping in a public place. but that mans a perv. ew.

UN1T3D | 6

#2965255 - Sunday 24 July 2011 17:00

tell the girls to turn on their high beams and distract him while you make a quick get away.

Ch0sen | 13

#2965449 - Sunday 24 July 2011 17:42

Where were you? I want to go skinny dipping there now. So the security man can shine his light on me too

HeartAndSoul2011 | 0

#2965623 - Sunday 24 July 2011 18:22

at #2: I like your picture ;)

trgower13 | 0

#2967470 - Monday 25 July 2011 0:11

it's his job. don't blame him. you deserved it.

tellithowitis | 13

#2967558 - Monday 25 July 2011 0:31

did you ask him to join you?

By Kirashai | 9

#2964886 - Sunday 24 July 2011 15:52

Time to learn to be an exhibitionist? :),

By hockeychick52125 | 0

#2964888 - Sunday 24 July 2011 15:52

lmfao. !!! sucks for u !!

rayrayray23 | 1

#2965661 - Sunday 24 July 2011 18:26

sucks for your mother.

By thesunsetglow_fml | 8

#2964894 - Sunday 24 July 2011 15:52

Well he was obviously waiting for you to ask him to join. How insensitive of you not to.

likerawrandstuff | 0

#2965391 - Sunday 24 July 2011 17:30

XD No, They Dont Wait To Be Asked He Jumps In ;) Lol

zinoxity | 23

#2967209 - Sunday 24 July 2011 23:06

I would join, I live where OP lives.

katgoesmeow | 0

#2969776 - Monday 25 July 2011 6:36

I used to until I moved to Alberta on last Wednesday

thesunsetglow_fml | 8

#2970928 - Monday 25 July 2011 9:21

way to join the AB crowd ;)

By lalagurl11 | 6

#2964928 - Sunday 24 July 2011 15:56

pervs are disgusting

MaloPero | 4

#2965062 - Sunday 24 July 2011 16:24

no, perv is a person who enjoys in their humiliation. they weren' t waiving penises in front of children faces, they were just having fun, naked or not.

IvanElFregon | 0

#2966202 - Sunday 24 July 2011 20:03

she's probably the black girl in the pic

Krennicus | 0

#2966379 - Sunday 24 July 2011 20:25

Oh my God! Naked humans! The world is going to end and society will collapse. Please, they aren't criminals, they are just humans in natural form.

TaylorTotsYumm | 10

#2966768 - Sunday 24 July 2011 21:38

I am not disgusting!

IAm1AwesomeChick | 7

#2967218 - Sunday 24 July 2011 23:09

105, they may have broken the law but it doesn't mean that they are pervs.

juan01 | 0

#2998190 - Saturday 30 July 2011 2:58

your ugly

By Xx_Dakota_xX | 1

#2964935 - Sunday 24 July 2011 15:57

umm splash him in the face with water and when he's blinded you take his flashlight and throw him in the water and make your get away

moosemonkey1000 | 6

#2965384 - Sunday 24 July 2011 17:28

so instead of just covering up for a minute or so, face assault and battery charges. Makes sense.

Xx_Dakota_xX | 1

#2965666 - Sunday 24 July 2011 18:27

well if he's creeping on u by looking at u naked u aren't going to let him see u naked and try to cover up

leetee1996 | 0

#2966410 - Sunday 24 July 2011 20:29

ur so stupid. he's a cop. I would just get out and get dressed. he's probably seen a naked person before. who cares.

ILUVMSC | 5

#2966679 - Sunday 24 July 2011 21:14

but what if he was just posing as a cop?

Juggalette_623 | 9

#2966855 - Sunday 24 July 2011 21:55

I'd go with the whole splash him and run thing. Once they get out of the water naked, they could be arrested for indecent exposure. And yes, a cop on a bike can arrest people.

JokerJohn7 | 0

#2967387 - Sunday 24 July 2011 23:49

oh, obviously a good plan, because a little water is gonna blind him

Xx_Dakota_xX | 1

#2968932 - Monday 25 July 2011 2:48

or well I guess u might be able to sue for pretty much sexual harassment and I do agree with assaulting a cop

a_nutritionist | 10

#2969959 - Monday 25 July 2011 7:07

yes 184 just keep digging that hole.

itssnotfunny | 24

#6266470 - Saturday 18 April 2015 23:25

why would they sue when they're the ones breaking the law?

By mckinneymacy | 2

#2964942 - Sunday 24 July 2011 15:58

what a creep!

Death_From_Above | 0

#2965512 - Sunday 24 July 2011 17:57

have to agree with ya!

milkyway1101 | 0

#2969549 - Monday 25 July 2011 5:54

lol yea

By Laterial | 3

#2964953 - Sunday 24 July 2011 15:59

That awkward moment when you're caught skinny dipping by the creepy, perv security guard...

By JPSimsta | 2

#2964959 - Sunday 24 July 2011 16:00

You don't go skinny dipping in a public place without some risk of being caught. heck if I saw a bunch of girls swimming naked id go for a peek myself!

loveluver7 | 0

#2964989 - Sunday 24 July 2011 16:05

exactally…

Iwashere12345 | 0

#2965250 - Sunday 24 July 2011 16:59

exactly not exactally

*franker nazi strikes again! muahahaha!*

Iwashere12345 | 0

#2965272 - Sunday 24 July 2011 17:01

*grammar not franker. not really sure how that happened

maybeeiwill | 11

#2965341 - Sunday 24 July 2011 17:18

Is punctuation not part of grammar? Capitalize a few letters next time!!

helloadria | 0

#2965427 - Sunday 24 July 2011 17:39

Capitalization is a part of grammar, however punctuation is separate, although I do understand where you were coming from. Proper english language seems to have been lost on society.