Today, my girlfriend took a crap in my swimming pool. Her excuse? She had to go. FML
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manb91gb
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Today, my boyfriend threw all my stuff out. His excuse? I had to go
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zuckerburg
| 21
Pedophilia is actually a crime my friend. I would highly recommend dating someone your own age, provided you're not 7 or something
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manb91gb
| 14
Today, my boyfriend threw all my stuff out. His excuse? I had to go
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bloopaloop
| 27
Girls don’t have buttholes. She’s probably a dude.
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zuckerburg
| 21
Pedophilia is actually a crime my friend. I would highly recommend dating someone your own age, provided you're not 7 or something
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Lt_Senpai
| 21
Lmao
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Charlie Given
| 23
She must be a fan of National Lampoon's movie's 😂
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Miss Beep
| 14
Sometimes, you gotta do what you gotta do 🤷🏼♀️
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RichardPencil
| 29
The logic is impeccable.
It’s your fault for asking the dumb question. You should have asked why she didn’t poop in the toilet like a human being.
It’s your fault for asking the dumb question. You should have asked why she didn’t poop in the toilet like a human being.
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donb23
| 23
I think what has been overlooked here is because of anal sex she can no longer hold in a dump.
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ViviMage
| 38
So give her a fishnet and have her fish out her turds and pay for the pool chemicals.
Just because I have to go doesn't mean I go anywhere like goose.
Unless she has no warning at all to get out of the pool, which can happen. FYL.
Just because I have to go doesn't mean I go anywhere like goose.
Unless she has no warning at all to get out of the pool, which can happen. FYL.