By Countdown has begun - 16/05/2019 12:58

Today, my girlfriend took a crap in my swimming pool. Her excuse? She had to go. FML
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manb91gb 15

Today, my boyfriend threw all my stuff out. His excuse? I had to go

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zuckerburg 21

Pedophilia is actually a crime my friend. I would highly recommend dating someone your own age, provided you're not 7 or something

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manb91gb 15

Today, my boyfriend threw all my stuff out. His excuse? I had to go

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bloopaloop 27

Girls don’t have buttholes. She’s probably a dude.

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zuckerburg 21

Pedophilia is actually a crime my friend. I would highly recommend dating someone your own age, provided you're not 7 or something

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Charlie Given 26

She must be a fan of National Lampoon's movie's 😂

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Miss Beep 14

Sometimes, you gotta do what you gotta do 🤷🏼‍♀️

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RichardPencil 30

The logic is impeccable. It’s your fault for asking the dumb question. You should have asked why she didn’t poop in the toilet like a human being.

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donb23 23

I think what has been overlooked here is because of anal sex she can no longer hold in a dump.

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ViviMage 39

So give her a fishnet and have her fish out her turds and pay for the pool chemicals. Just because I have to go doesn't mean I go anywhere like goose. Unless she has no warning at all to get out of the pool, which can happen. FYL.

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randybryant799 20

And she's still your girlfriend? That is disgusting!!

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