Today, my boyfriend threw all my stuff out. His excuse? I had to go

Girls don’t have buttholes. She’s probably a dude.

Pedophilia is actually a crime my friend. I would highly recommend dating someone your own age, provided you're not 7 or something

Lmao

She must be a fan of National Lampoon's movie's 😂

Sometimes, you gotta do what you gotta do 🤷🏼‍♀️

The logic is impeccable.

It’s your fault for asking the dumb question. You should have asked why she didn’t poop in the toilet like a human being.

I think what has been overlooked here is because of anal sex she can no longer hold in a dump.

So give her a fishnet and have her fish out her turds and pay for the pool chemicals.

Just because I have to go doesn't mean I go anywhere like goose.

Unless she has no warning at all to get out of the pool, which can happen. FYL.