Kids: Today, my 16 year old daughter convinced her little sister that... - FML

By anon - 12/04/2015 10:33 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my 16 year old daughter convinced her little sister that I am a robot. Now every time I try to talk to her she starts crying. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/10/2010 05:07 - New Zealand

Today, my daughter came up to me crying. When I asked her what was wrong, she told me that she had a fight with her imaginary boyfriend. She's 16. I raised this child. FML

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By Misty3242 - 06/02/2010 08:15 - United States

Today, my little sister asked me what she would look like when she got older. I told her that she would probably look a lot like me. She started to cry. FML

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By loserwithlice - 26/07/2009 18:58 - United States

Today, I told my 8 year-old daughter that she looks a lot like mommy. Now she won't come out of her room because she thinks she's ugly. FML

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By ambiiii - 20/08/2015 03:25 - United States - Marble Falls

Today, my niece started crying because she thought that someday she'll look like me. FML

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By Holidayruined - 26/12/2021 10:59

Today, my 16 year-old son had a tantrum over me asking him to clean up his room, and decided to tell my 6 year-old daughter that Santa isn't real, and that it was me who bought her presents. My daughter is inconsolable. FML

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By Aldoch - 30/05/2012 22:41

Today, my daughter is still acting out her teenage issues. This morning, when I told her to, "Have a nice day" she screamed at me, "DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!" FML

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By uterurist - 22/11/2014 18:37 - United States - Saint Paul

Today, my son trained his little sister to walk up to strangers and whimper: "My mommy punches me." FML

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By Nuts - 07/11/2015 02:55 - Canada - Grimsby

Today, my daughter told me she wanted to divorce me. FML

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By jts - 20/02/2016 09:55 - United States - Asheville

Today, I had to console my bawling 6-year-old son and explain that his sister was lying when she told him that when boys in our family turn 13, they turn into girls. I'm not sure who disappoints me more right now. FML

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By baldspot - 02/04/2012 05:38 - Australia

Today, my daughter decided to wake me up by putting the vacuum in my hair and turning it on. FML

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ActionFearo 39

Sunday 12 April 2015 19:42

This honestly sounds like a very fun situation: "Honey, I love you, I'm not a r... error. Override. Must destroy planet earth".

Killz268 18

Sunday 12 April 2015 19:41

siblings are the best.

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Killz268 18

Sunday 12 April 2015 19:41

siblings are the best.

Chickenlips21 13

Sunday 12 April 2015 19:45

No. Best are the Siblings.

incoherentrmblr 21

Sunday 12 April 2015 20:35

I feel bad for Stephen Hawking...

Jdlove2 20

Tuesday 14 April 2015 2:36

Maybe she should make herself bleed a little to prove she's not?

marcranger 28

Sunday 12 April 2015 19:41

I wish my mom had been a robot! I would've been able to use logic to convince her that 3 a.m. was a perfectly reasonable time for a curfew.

Killswitchknot 20

Monday 13 April 2015 5:52

And that ice cream and cake was appropriate dinner.

CreampuffMcKill 11

Sunday 12 April 2015 19:41

I sense a Spongebob reference in here.

quesok 22

Sunday 12 April 2015 19:44

There is always a spongebob reference if you look hard enough

mmmxr 11

Sunday 12 April 2015 23:25

Did she see her talking to her radio?

Mkm1997 20

Sunday 12 April 2015 19:41

Really what teen would go through the trouble of all that

RockyRacoon 16

Sunday 12 April 2015 22:06

A bored one

Space_Teddy 29

Sunday 12 April 2015 19:42

We once did the same to a friend of mine, but we let him believe that my dog was a robot. Never laughed so hard, hope you can set things straight tho haha

mmmxr 11

Sunday 12 April 2015 23:23

How dumb is your friend to actually think your dog was a robot lol.

ActionFearo 39

Sunday 12 April 2015 19:42

This honestly sounds like a very fun situation: "Honey, I love you, I'm not a r... error. Override. Must destroy planet earth".

Pablo1321 14

Sunday 12 April 2015 19:42

now if u were a cop that would of been a different story

quesok 22

Sunday 12 April 2015 19:43

Domo Arigato Mr Roboto

Vagitarian4life 14

Sunday 12 April 2015 19:43

IO OIII IIO OIOI III IOI OII IO!!!!!!

cakefete2 30

Sunday 12 April 2015 19:46

No need for that kind of language!

stryder9090 28

Sunday 12 April 2015 19:43

Have her watch the movie Smart House. That should definitely clear things up

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