By anon - 12/04/2015 10:33 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my 16 year old daughter convinced her little sister that I am a robot. Now every time I try to talk to her she starts crying. FML
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ActionFearo 39

This honestly sounds like a very fun situation: "Honey, I love you, I'm not a r... error. Override. Must destroy planet earth".

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incoherentrmblr 21

I feel bad for Stephen Hawking...

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Jdlove2 20

Maybe she should make herself bleed a little to prove she's not?

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marcranger 28

I wish my mom had been a robot! I would've been able to use logic to convince her that 3 a.m. was a perfectly reasonable time for a curfew.

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Killswitchknot 20

And that ice cream and cake was appropriate dinner.

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quesok 22

There is always a spongebob reference if you look hard enough

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mmmxr 11

Did she see her talking to her radio?

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Space_Teddy 29

We once did the same to a friend of mine, but we let him believe that my dog was a robot. Never laughed so hard, hope you can set things straight tho haha

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mmmxr 11

How dumb is your friend to actually think your dog was a robot lol.

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ActionFearo 39

This honestly sounds like a very fun situation: "Honey, I love you, I'm not a r... error. Override. Must destroy planet earth".

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Pablo1321 14

now if u were a cop that would of been a different story

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stryder9090 28

Have her watch the movie Smart House. That should definitely clear things up

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