By Anonymous - United States - Wichita
Today, I went to a concert with my girlfriend. Some guy grabbed her ass, and I tried to fight him. I ended up with a concussion and a messed up jaw. Her? Oh, she beat the shit out of him while I was unconscious. FML
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  sens3sfailing  |  24

Any guy ass holish enough to grab a random girls ass will hardly give a shit if you tell him to fuck off. Don't know of many douche bags with no regard for personal space who give a fuck about what you say to them in a way that would make him back off.

  wlddog  |  14

He better hope it counts. Or, she may be someone that actually values strength in a man. or not being dumb enough to pick a fight with a massive bodybuilder.
I guess it depends on How big the other guy was and how he actually got knocked out.
Considering she beat the crap out of the other guy, i am guessing he wasn't very intimidating.

  Dracoboxer357  |  35

77- Lol, the bulk of my last fights were in a ring with gear on, and my wife cheered for me in both cases of victory and defeat. ;) I think it would have been bad manners if she jumped in and took over for me at that point. ;D

  wlddog  |  14

LoL, you could have sold more tickets.

Just for the record, if it was true that "it is the size of the fight in the dog, not the dog in the fight", then why have weight classes?

I agree, its random when righting someone off the street. However, that does not mean I will ever put money on the little guy. Guess i am not much of a romantic.

  aruam365  |  24

While it is sexual assault for someone to grab an unwilling person's ass... I completely understand telling him off for it and possibly reporting it but trying to start a fight over it is really fucking stupid and only is going to escalate the situation.

By  Eorlas  |  31

Wow, FYL OP that's really embarrassing.

Try to look on the bright side though. At least she was there to back you up so you didn't get hurt more. Look at it as a sign that you have a really nice girlfriend! She could have just cried, but she stood up for you instead.

By  perdix  |  29

You probably fucked up his hands real good by using your face.

Nevertheless, if you get in an argument with your girlfriend, you'd better be prepared to run.

  Dracoboxer357  |  35

12- I loved My cat until she died of old age, and I don't see how wanting to take care of a pet helps or hurts Op in the context of this posting. ;p
I'm not going to think he's more of a real big brawler if he happened to call himself "400 lb Slaughterhouse." ;p