Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that the reason I don't want to stay overnight at his house is because I still occasionally wet the bed. FML
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Today, I found out the hard way that my boyfriend occasionally wets the bed. He's 25 and we're moving in together next month. FML
Today, I slept in my boyfriend's room for the first time. I also wet the bed for the first time in a decade. FML
Today, I let my boyfriend sleep over at my house for the first time. Upon arriving, he tossed his stuff on the floor and said "I gotta take a piss, where's your shower?" FML
Today, I told my boyfriend he needed to wash his sheets more often after I discovered the same wet spot from the last time I slept over. He shrugged and said, “What’s the big deal babe? It’s your spot.” It’s been over two weeks. FML
Today, I woke up after a night out partying only to find I'd wet the bed. I was so ashamed that I rolled my girlfriend into it to avoid taking the blame. FML
Today, I had to explain to my 18-year-old boyfriend why it is not okay to pee in the pool. FML
Today, I realized it is now considered normal and routine that my boyfriend wets the bed after a night of drinking. FML
Today, I woke up from my honeymoon to discover the love of my life is a bed wetter. FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me that he hasn't showered in over a week because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
Today, I found out why my girlfriend of 8 months has never agreed to stay the night before. Now I have a 4-month old mattress that needs replacing, and a 23-year-old bedwetter for a girlfriend. FML
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iheartyoux96 0
its not OP's fault, some people really cant control it...
Caz_the_Spaz 6
that really sucks.
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unpossible 26
Well OP, here's a good opportunity for you to see your boyfriend's character. If he is understanding, this will only bring you closer together. Sharing secrets, especially embarrassing ones--as uncomfortable as it is--will help you bond. Being honest with him now will open up the possibility of you sleeping over at his house later. I'm guessing from the wording of your FML that it didn't go as well as you would have liked, but give him a day or so to come around. If he doesn't, he's not the right man for you.
blastvortex 4
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mahamii_93 0
did he break up with you?
missyoutons 0
This is a symptom of type I diabetes- please get checked out!
sosadrightnow 4
That's not a big deal; a lot of people still do when they get older.
Punkrock18 0
I have the same problem so I feel your pain. to #161 I think I have tried that medicine but what ever medicine it was I took didn't always work for me. I had sonograms on my bladder and they said nothings wrong. f anyone knows the problem let me know also. thanks.
maddy39 2
Dont worry, i heard from a doctor that bed wetting is reallly common but sadly, theres no real cause to it= [
Arisakentaro 0
Thats okay sadly i had that problem too. It could be an over active bladder or a small bladder. If it really bothers you, you can talk to your doctor about it. In elementary school,when i was nine, my friend told us he wore a hard hat to bed and when his head bonked the wall or his bed stand it woke him up and hed go XD but im sure you dont wanna do that
FingerTips 0
well it sounds like that its he's life that sucks tho! XD
clahdupe 0
GIRL ITS COOL THAT HAPPENS TO ME ALLLL THE TIMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE