By Anonymous - 29/03/2013 17:13 - United States - Lakeland
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That chick's got some mad skillz.
"Jerking off her passenger"
The fml does.
The OP said it was if you read again
Well, it clearly says "jerking off HER passenger" in the FML. Sounds like you need to go back to elementary school, errr... ElementaryEdGuy. Edit: Beaten to it, huh... *jerks off to divert attention*
So you're the one who op saw!
Op could be color blind! :p
A red car would not look blue to a colourblind individual.
I was in this situation last year...except I was the lucky passenger! My gf=great multitasker haha
1, she only has "mad skillz" if the car she's driving is a manual. Handling 2 sticks with one hand is pretty impressive!
70, my ex is partially color blind. To him, blues and greens are all the same, yellow and orange are the same, and pink, purple and red are the same. Thanks for pointing that out.
74- "mad skillz" only counts if she was doing both while getting up to speed.
22, No one wanted to know what ut wife did to you
-70 There are people who see different colors, shades, and textures then other people. So while it may be red to one person, it could be blue to another! I should know, considering my eyes see two different shades :o
She's gonna cause an accident!
Seriously! It could get all over the guys clothes.
You ma'am are a nut case.
Turn the inside of the car white! The amount of money they'll have to spend on cleaning after... Jeez!
shoulda yelled at her that that's not the stickshift
Im so sorry you all had to see that. I will buy her some tinted windows.
Can I have tinted windows too? Oh and ill take a car for my tinted windows afterwards.
Hopefully she didn't "jerk" in your lane afterwards!
LAME!
*LANE!
Hope you guys weren't distracted and jerked into their lane!
Don't think that's the stick she needed to shift...
So the question is what's worse masturbating or texting while driving?!
Well she wasn't masturbating, she was giving a hand job. To text you have to look at your phone but you can look at the road while giving a hand job... so maybe it's not as bad. Just pay she can multitask good. :P
Thanks 20 I got the fml.....I'm not illiterate. But let's be real if you were masturbating yourself or another person would you be able to hold full attention on something else???
Relax 50, I wasn't serious about it being ' not as bad', don't take my comment seriously. :)
Who said anything about masturbating and driving? Either way it isn't hard to do. Not that I'd know.... xD
And that, my friends, is why window tints were invented.
10 and 2 and he blew
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That chick's got some mad skillz.
Im so sorry you all had to see that. I will buy her some tinted windows.