By Anonymous - 29/03/2013 17:13 - United States - Lakeland

Today, while on the way to Florida for spring break, I pointed out to my mom a bright blue car in the rear-view mirror. As the car overtook us, we both got a horrifyingly detailed view of the driver jerking off her passenger. FML
I agree, your life sucks 45 856
You deserved it 5 264

Same thing different taste

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Im so sorry you all had to see that. I will buy her some tinted windows.


ElementaryEdGuy 18

Well, it clearly says "jerking off HER passenger" in the FML. Sounds like you need to go back to elementary school, errr... ElementaryEdGuy. Edit: Beaten to it, huh... *jerks off to divert attention*

ElementaryEdGuy 18
ElementaryEdGuy 18

If it makes you feel better, I gave myself a thumbs down.

klovemachine 24

My wife jerked me off on our way Florida last week :)

klovemachine 24

My car is red, so it wasn't me OP saw :(

then000bster 16

Usually women aren't colorblind.... Good try.

BubbleGrunge 18

Just because women aren't usually color blind doesn't mean OP isn't! :)

A red car would not look blue to a colourblind individual.

I was in this situation last year...except I was the lucky passenger! My gf=great multitasker haha

1, she only has "mad skillz" if the car she's driving is a manual. Handling 2 sticks with one hand is pretty impressive!

70, my ex is partially color blind. To him, blues and greens are all the same, yellow and orange are the same, and pink, purple and red are the same. Thanks for pointing that out.

74- "mad skillz" only counts if she was doing both while getting up to speed.

22, No one wanted to know what ut wife did to you

-70 There are people who see different colors, shades, and textures then other people. So while it may be red to one person, it could be blue to another! I should know, considering my eyes see two different shades :o

Seriously! It could get all over the guys clothes.

Turn the inside of the car white! The amount of money they'll have to spend on cleaning after... Jeez!

shoulda yelled at her that that's not the stickshift

Im so sorry you all had to see that. I will buy her some tinted windows.

Can I have tinted windows too? Oh and ill take a car for my tinted windows afterwards.

Hope you guys weren't distracted and jerked into their lane!

Thr33to16 8

You have failed your "about me."

bamagrl410 31

Wow, two "jerk in your lane" comments in a row. Fail x2.

NewYorkMexPR 14
CerealKiller528 0

Well I gotta hand it to you, that was quite the situation.

SystemofaBlink41 27

Hands down, one of the most talented women I've ever heard of in my entire life! However it all comes down to opinion...

Don't think that's the stick she needed to shift...

So the question is what's worse masturbating or texting while driving?!

Well she wasn't masturbating, she was giving a hand job. To text you have to look at your phone but you can look at the road while giving a hand job... so maybe it's not as bad. Just pay she can multitask good. :P

perdix 29

#13, sadly, both are still legal in Florida. They tried to pass anti-texting bills but were blocked by objections from the big telecoms. Anti-hand-job legislation has been stymied . . . by all men!

mangoboy1 19

They should start making commercials for masturbating while driving like they do for texting while driving.

Thanks 20 I got the fml.....I'm not illiterate. But let's be real if you were masturbating yourself or another person would you be able to hold full attention on something else???

Relax 50, I wasn't serious about it being ' not as bad', don't take my comment seriously. :)

Who said anything about masturbating and driving? Either way it isn't hard to do. Not that I'd know.... xD

And that, my friends, is why window tints were invented.