Today, while waiting at the park for my friend, an intoxicated tramp came up to me and asked me out. After I politely declined, he snatched the phone from my hand, threw it on the ground, screamed that I was a "two-timing whore", and staggered away. FML
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Halcyon3210
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He's not a part of your system!
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kbt13
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I like how you cheated on him without you guys actually being together.
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Cesar8
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First
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UnicornHunter
| 12
No one fucking cares, loser.
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ChucktheNorris
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Well, did your phone break? O.o
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AaronTkr
| 0
she switched to the verizion iPhone
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UnicornHunter
| 12
I'm guessing it did.
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CattyPurry
| 0
you should have yelled after him "CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW?"
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CryMoreFMLs
| 14
No, but her emotions were shattered.
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flockz
| 19
HE THREW IT ON THE GROUND!!!
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dolphincheddar
| 10
You had sex with a bum and didn't date him? Oh and any normal bum would have keptthe phone.. That one must have been high off his rocker
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iamyour_petrock
| 8
HELL YES
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MyScrewedUpLifeS
| 0
42 I was gonna say that :(
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ChucktheNorris
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42 and 57,,, DO NOT SASS ME. I WAS SIMPLY WONDERING. YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY. CURIOUSITY KILLED THE CAT. WAAAAIT A MINUTEEE NEVERMIND ABOUT THAT. DO NOT MESS WITH CHUCK NORRIS. THE GUY WITH THE PUPPY PROFILE PICTURE KNOWS.I WILL JACK YOU UP. I WILL ROUNDHOUSE KICK YOU TO PLUTO. The lonely planet that was.
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Rebi3144
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Sucks to be you, ya two-timin' whore.
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onesky
| 0
for once I'd like to see a post that doesn't have any YDI when they obviously dont
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Rebi3144
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I wasn't saying ydi. I was saying the life sucks. Jesus.
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NuTrees
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86 was just trying to be at the top. they were trying to start a new topic,, sort of
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xlord
| 27
95 don't try bringing Jesus into this... He's got enough trouble fighting of all the ninja mutant nazi zombies
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iSitt
| 0
ydi for not quickly securing your phone when you notices a crazy guy approaching you.
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beasting
| 0
u can sue
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Halcyon3210
| 6
He's not a part of your system!
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Goodatbeingbad
| 9
He took it and threw it on the ground!!
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Nosrebor
| 8
That was an epic comment ^^^
(talking about 7's comment)
(talking about 7's comment)
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skppy1225
| 7
HIS DAD'S NOT A PHONE.... DUH!
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boobygirl
| 8
man!!!!!!
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Klug_fml
| 7
DAMN. I commented the same thing and then saw this. Ugh.
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ily236
| 0
He's an adult! MAN!
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Malkria
| 1
nice picture 7!!!!
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DCFan
| 9
...... Shouldn't be so stuck up!
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123jade456
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haha crazy people
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iJasper
| 8
Lol at your picture
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idontcare8l
| 3
Does that mean the bird will now bite in stead if peck?
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kbt13
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I like how you cheated on him without you guys actually being together.
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mycookiezz
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I almost peed laughing at ur profile pic, kmsl
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idontcare8l
| 3
Holy shit i didnt even notice the guy in the window ... Hes kinda scarey
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123jade456
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haha i love the picture hahahha
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bluebob13
| 10
It's gollum!!!
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salvorican
| 24
For some reason I imagined the intoxicated guy to be House...
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Iwashere12345
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saying 'get the fuck away from me' isn't politely saying no, OP
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getviolated
| 5
you know those times where you feel embarrassed for someone else after they say(or type) something stupid? Yeah...
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sarabraun8
| 7
politely declined! read it over again if u must.
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Iluvbeinamommy
| 0
You should re-read before you post a comment and make yourself look stupid.