By Emma - 01/08/2011 21:29 - United States

Today, while waiting at the park for my friend, an intoxicated tramp came up to me and asked me out. After I politely declined, he snatched the phone from my hand, threw it on the ground, screamed that I was a "two-timing whore", and staggered away. FML
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Halcyon3210 6

He's not a part of your system!

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kbt13 0

I like how you cheated on him without you guys actually being together.

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AaronTkr 0

she switched to the verizion iPhone

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CattyPurry 0

you should have yelled after him "CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW?"

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flockz 19

HE THREW IT ON THE GROUND!!!

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dolphincheddar 10

You had sex with a bum and didn't date him? Oh and any normal bum would have keptthe phone.. That one must have been high off his rocker

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MyScrewedUpLifeS 0

42 I was gonna say that :(

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ChucktheNorris 0

42 and 57,,, DO NOT SASS ME. I WAS SIMPLY WONDERING. YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY. CURIOUSITY KILLED THE CAT. WAAAAIT A MINUTEEE NEVERMIND ABOUT THAT. DO NOT MESS WITH CHUCK NORRIS. THE GUY WITH THE PUPPY PROFILE PICTURE KNOWS.I WILL JACK YOU UP. I WILL ROUNDHOUSE KICK YOU TO PLUTO. The lonely planet that was.

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Rebi3144 8

Sucks to be you, ya two-timin' *****.

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onesky 0

for once I'd like to see a post that doesn't have any YDI when they obviously dont

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Rebi3144 8

I wasn't saying ydi. I was saying the life sucks. Jesus.

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NuTrees 9

86 was just trying to be at the top. they were trying to start a new topic,, sort of

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xlord 27

95 don't try bringing Jesus into this... He's got enough trouble fighting of all the ninja mutant nazi zombies

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iSitt 0

ydi for not quickly securing your phone when you notices a crazy guy approaching you.

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Halcyon3210 6

He's not a part of your system!

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Goodatbeingbad 9

He took it and threw it on the ground!!

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Nosrebor 8

That was an epic comment ^^^ (talking about 7's comment)

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Klug_fml 7

DAMN. I commented the same thing and then saw this. Ugh.

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DCFan 9

...... Shouldn't be so stuck up!

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123jade456 0

haha crazy people

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iJasper 8

Lol at your picture

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idontcare8l 3

Does that mean the bird will now bite in stead if peck?

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kbt13 0

I like how you cheated on him without you guys actually being together.

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mycookiezz 0

I almost peed laughing at ur profile pic, kmsl

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idontcare8l 3

Holy shit i didnt even notice the guy in the window ... Hes kinda scarey

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123jade456 0

haha i love the picture hahahha

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salvorican 24

For some reason I imagined the intoxicated guy to be House...

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Iwashere12345 0

saying 'get the **** away from me' isn't politely saying no, OP

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getviolated 5

you know those times where you feel embarrassed for someone else after they say(or type) something stupid? Yeah...

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sarabraun8 7

politely declined! read it over again if u must.

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Iluvbeinamommy 0

You should re-read before you post a comment and make yourself look stupid.

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