By Emma - 01/08/2011 21:29 - United States

Today, while waiting at the park for my friend, an intoxicated tramp came up to me and asked me out. After I politely declined, he snatched the phone from my hand, threw it on the ground, screamed that I was a "two-timing whore", and staggered away. FML
I agree, your life sucks 32 068
You deserved it 3 460

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Halcyon3210 6

He's not a part of your system!

I like how you cheated on him without you guys actually being together.

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No one fucking cares, loser.

Well, did your phone break? O.o

AaronTkr 0

she switched to the verizion iPhone

I'm guessing it did.

CattyPurry 0

you should have yelled after him "CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW?"

No, but her emotions were shattered.

flockz 19

HE THREW IT ON THE GROUND!!!

You had sex with a bum and didn't date him? Oh and any normal bum would have keptthe phone.. That one must have been high off his rocker

iamyour_petrock 8

HELL YES

MyScrewedUpLifeS 0

42 I was gonna say that :(

42 and 57,,, DO NOT SASS ME. I WAS SIMPLY WONDERING. YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY. CURIOUSITY KILLED THE CAT. WAAAAIT A MINUTEEE NEVERMIND ABOUT THAT. DO NOT MESS WITH CHUCK NORRIS. THE GUY WITH THE PUPPY PROFILE PICTURE KNOWS.I WILL JACK YOU UP. I WILL ROUNDHOUSE KICK YOU TO PLUTO. The lonely planet that was.

Rebi3144 8

Sucks to be you, ya two-timin' whore.

for once I'd like to see a post that doesn't have any YDI when they obviously dont

Rebi3144 8

I wasn't saying ydi. I was saying the life sucks. Jesus.

86 was just trying to be at the top. they were trying to start a new topic,, sort of

95 don't try bringing Jesus into this... He's got enough trouble fighting of all the ninja mutant nazi zombies

iSitt 0

ydi for not quickly securing your phone when you notices a crazy guy approaching you.

beasting 0

u can sue

Halcyon3210 6

He's not a part of your system!

Goodatbeingbad 9

He took it and threw it on the ground!!

That was an epic comment ^^^ (talking about 7's comment)

HIS DAD'S NOT A PHONE.... DUH!

DAMN. I commented the same thing and then saw this. Ugh.

He's an adult! MAN!

Malkria 1

nice picture 7!!!!

DCFan 9

...... Shouldn't be so stuck up!

123jade456 0

haha crazy people

iJasper 8

Lol at your picture

idontcare8l 3

Does that mean the bird will now bite in stead if peck?

I like how you cheated on him without you guys actually being together.

I almost peed laughing at ur profile pic, kmsl

idontcare8l 3

Holy shit i didnt even notice the guy in the window ... Hes kinda scarey

123jade456 0

haha i love the picture hahahha

bluebob13 10

It's gollum!!!

salvorican 24

For some reason I imagined the intoxicated guy to be House...

Iwashere12345 0

saying 'get the fuck away from me' isn't politely saying no, OP

you know those times where you feel embarrassed for someone else after they say(or type) something stupid? Yeah...

sarabraun8 7

politely declined! read it over again if u must.

You should re-read before you post a comment and make yourself look stupid.