By Emma - 1/8/2011 21:29 - United States
Today, while waiting at the park for my friend, an intoxicated tramp came up to me and asked me out. After I politely declined, he snatched the phone from my hand, threw it on the ground, screamed that I was a "two-timing whore", and staggered away. FML
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42 and 57,,, DO NOT SASS ME. I WAS SIMPLY WONDERING. YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY. CURIOUSITY KILLED THE CAT. WAAAAIT A MINUTEEE NEVERMIND ABOUT THAT. DO NOT MESS WITH CHUCK NORRIS. THE GUY WITH THE PUPPY PROFILE PICTURE KNOWS.I WILL JACK YOU UP. I WILL ROUNDHOUSE KICK YOU TO PLUTO. The lonely planet that was.