Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that the reason I don't want to stay overnight at his house is because I still occasionally wet the bed. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I found out the hard way that my boyfriend occasionally wets the bed. He's 25 and we're moving in together next month. FML
Today, I slept in my boyfriend's room for the first time. I also wet the bed for the first time in a decade. FML
Today, I let my boyfriend sleep over at my house for the first time. Upon arriving, he tossed his stuff on the floor and said "I gotta take a piss, where's your shower?" FML
Today, I told my boyfriend he needed to wash his sheets more often after I discovered the same wet spot from the last time I slept over. He shrugged and said, “What’s the big deal babe? It’s your spot.” It’s been over two weeks. FML
Today, I woke up after a night out partying only to find I'd wet the bed. I was so ashamed that I rolled my girlfriend into it to avoid taking the blame. FML
Today, I had to explain to my 18-year-old boyfriend why it is not okay to pee in the pool. FML
Today, I realized it is now considered normal and routine that my boyfriend wets the bed after a night of drinking. FML
Today, I woke up from my honeymoon to discover the love of my life is a bed wetter. FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me that he hasn't showered in over a week because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
Today, I found out why my girlfriend of 8 months has never agreed to stay the night before. Now I have a 4-month old mattress that needs replacing, and a 23-year-old bedwetter for a girlfriend. FML
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iheartyoux96 0
its not OP's fault, some people really cant control it...
Caz_the_Spaz 6
that really sucks.
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Comments (250)
myktm 0
I wet the bed too and I'm 14 my mom won't do ANY thing about it. and two of my causins still wet the bed and they r both teenagers too.
killerkurt 0
FYL for being like the OP.
taycandy96 2
yeah my cosuin just recently stopped wetting himself like a year ago except he was 12
sterl13 0
wow f all the unpottytrainded
alexFYL 11
pottytrained does not = not a bedwetter. Bedwetting has absolutely NOTHING to do with being potty trained. Being potty trained just indicates going to the actual restroom when you feel the urges. Has nothing to do with accidentally wetting the bed. Some people have this problem, apparently it's somewhat common(?). It's like farting, but ... well, wet and a bit more embarrassing. It's fairly common in women who typically have smaller bladders than men anyway. There is medication and treatment, otherwise wearing Depends can help at least contain the mess.
relyo 0
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clockworklolita 3
#12 You should try to get to the doctor without involving your mother. I think your mother is being horribly unfair in not wanting to help you find a way to solve the problem. It's not something you should just have to live with.
pariah13 0
lol! nice relyo. nice!
Ser0 0
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allmidnighteyes 11
Is this guy your boyfriend? http://www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/3500030
YourConscience 0
LOL ^^win!^^ Would be funny if he was actually your boyfriend.
DJ_Chutfield 4
lol, I was just gonna say, I remember a dude complaining about having a bedwetter girlfriend. I wet the bed nearly every night until I turned 17 and it SUCKS. I hope you get out of it really soon.
saaaammmmm 0
It was the same with me. Around the age of 16 I stopped wetting the bed. Maybe it has something to do with puberty.
hannahnetto 0
I`m sorry for you. Don`t drink anything after 7 o`clock, maybe that`ll help!
boboland 0
Actually it does. I have a limit of drink at least 8 pints of water per day equally spread and no drinking after 6pm. It works.. I still wet the bed sometimes too :/
MadiAyyDeezy 0
haha. ballz
ensemble_coeur 0
ew, that's awful. have you seen a doctor about that yet?
imchanel 0
that sucks. maybe you should secretly wear a diaper? lol
fuzz97 23
lol wear a diaper then
lortay2468_fml 0
wear a frekin diper
xlostwithoutu 0
lern how to friken spel
lo1337a 1
This exact FML has been posted before from the boyfriend's perspective. So much for FML rejecting stories on the basis that a similar one exists. Bad moderation is bad.
lo1337a 1
I wonder if this comment is going to get moderated.
MadiAyyDeezy 0
it's a different color than the other comments..hm.
reece91594 0
they don't moderate comments
lo1337a 1
AHAHAHAHA it was moderated for not complying with the rules. One of the rules is 'don't cry fake'. Nice to see discretion being used here, well done.
lo1337a 1
Moderators, you either need to grow up or enforce ALL of the rules, & reject or accept FMLs fairly. This is just making you look childish.
Person1233 13
... There's a fetish for it.