Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that the reason I don't want to stay overnight at his house is because I still occasionally wet the bed. FML
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Today, I found out the hard way that my boyfriend occasionally wets the bed. He's 25 and we're moving in together next month. FML
Today, I slept in my boyfriend's room for the first time. I also wet the bed for the first time in a decade. FML
Today, I let my boyfriend sleep over at my house for the first time. Upon arriving, he tossed his stuff on the floor and said "I gotta take a piss, where's your shower?" FML
Today, I told my boyfriend he needed to wash his sheets more often after I discovered the same wet spot from the last time I slept over. He shrugged and said, “What’s the big deal babe? It’s your spot.” It’s been over two weeks. FML
Today, I woke up after a night out partying only to find I'd wet the bed. I was so ashamed that I rolled my girlfriend into it to avoid taking the blame. FML
Today, I had to explain to my 18-year-old boyfriend why it is not okay to pee in the pool. FML
Today, I realized it is now considered normal and routine that my boyfriend wets the bed after a night of drinking. FML
Today, I woke up from my honeymoon to discover the love of my life is a bed wetter. FML
Today, my boyfriend informed me that he hasn't showered in over a week because he "doesn't like to be wet." FML
Today, I found out why my girlfriend of 8 months has never agreed to stay the night before. Now I have a 4-month old mattress that needs replacing, and a 23-year-old bedwetter for a girlfriend. FML
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iheartyoux96 0
its not OP's fault, some people really cant control it...
Caz_the_Spaz 6
that really sucks.
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Comments (250)
wazdog 4
Can't you just piss it out and stop drinking liquids before sleeping? (I don't think you can piss ****)
cutebuttshorty 0
ewwwwww
Ultimate_Cynic 0
God, part of me just hopes that OP's boyfriend reads this and realizes it's her...
Whyme8P 0
how old are you?
ravensunnyd 0
maby go pee befor you go to bed and don't drink after 5
flashback.miss 28
Looks like ur bf is gonna get a visit from chris soon :) nah jk, its ntohing to b ashamed of :)
Erindub 0
Its better than pooping the bed : (
meowx 0
I think its really great you can share that with him tbh! If he didnt break up with you hes a keeper. Yeah but don't feel ashamed of it, hopefully youll stop. Not that i think you should be going around telling everyone. Maybe ask your doctor for some advise.
lulwhut 0
ffs you lot that say 'ydi' it is something that is quite common and probably triggered more by assholes like yourselves.. and as for the idiots saying don't drink after 7.. take a biology class morons.. the body needs fluid to the op - I hope your bf understands you and just see if there is anything a dr or psych can do to help :)
Ultimate_Cynic 0
Internet comments = serious business
_RobotInDisguise 0
Actually not drinking after 6 is what DOCTORS tell you to do if you're a bed wetter. That and cut down on caffeine. FYL OP
sibeso 17
That's litterally what the doctors recommend that you do. Cut caffeine, don't abuse alcohol and try not to drink after 7 (or 2-3 hours before bedtime). I have a diagnosed hyperactive bladder as well, and there's actually a medicine called Vesicare that works really well.
TheCoolGuy3434 0
see a doctor please