What about me?

By crushed - 23/05/2020 02:00

Today, my wife told me about an old boyfriend she had. She told me that they used to fool around, and that she’d give him blow jobs all the time. I never get any action like that from her. FML
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John Martin 5
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Simple; u ASSUME she gave old BF “head” because she knew he was too small to satisfy her vaginally. You’re not getting any “head” bc she’s worried you’d choke her. Perspective, m’man.

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Kyle DE Hildebrand 3
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You should ask her why you don’t get any action like her old BC did !!

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Kyle DE Hildebrand 3
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You should ask her why you don’t get any action like her old BC did !!

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alex_jaguara 31
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Rookie mistake. Don't ever get married, dude.

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John Martin 5
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Simple; u ASSUME she gave old BF “head” because she knew he was too small to satisfy her vaginally. You’re not getting any “head” bc she’s worried you’d choke her. Perspective, m’man.

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xaonng 5

that comment in and of itself is assuming. whether or not that may be the case is wishful thinking but being a man who enjoys the act regardless of his size would appreciate receiving it nonetheless

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skierbri10 10
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Interesting prospective I’ve never thought about.

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Mathalamus 24

Get over it. It's in the past.

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tounces7 27

It's probably more her than anything to do with you. A lot of women get less and less adventurous as they get older. You just got stuck with one of those types.

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Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15
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with age comes reduced spontanous romance

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DoctorPALO 14

So if she's your wife, you should be able to talk to her about anything. Just tell her you're interested in that too. Of course, she may be of the mindset that fair is fair; do you do the same for her? If not, stop crying!

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sickerthanyou 13
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And that’s how you know how little she loves you, or maybe she just settled for you. That sucks

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