Transportation, Cars, Accident, Clumsy and Keys: Butter fingers - FML

Butter fingers

By Anonymous - 16/10/2022 14:00

Today, I finally got my new car delivered to my home. After clicking some pics, I was walking around it, just admiring it, and tripped. Both sets of keys fell down the storm water drain. It rained heavily last night and this morning, so the water inside is still flowing. FML

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Sunday 16 October 2022 17:07

Congrats on the new statue that you had placed in front of your home.

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Sunday 16 October 2022 17:07

Congrats on the new statue that you had placed in front of your home.

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