By Anonymous - 06/08/2009 06:13 - Australia

Today, I had to call poison control because my idiot son swallowed a bunch of baking soda to "make a volcano in his tummy." FML
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DirtyDiana_fml 0

woah only 1 comment? but idiot is harsh.

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oopsie_daisy8446 0

YDI for calling him your 'idiot' son. Obvoiusly he is young if he is saying 'tummy' not stomach. ******. :|

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Paige_Nicole10 0

and how old is he? and this isnt really an fml

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justmyluck1212 0

if he was like 10 year old, then that'd be really idiotic, but if he's younger, there's no use im calling him an idiot dad, he probably just takes after you

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ayashe 2

YDI for not teaching your kid about the things you shouldn't eat.

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Amkii 0

Like a lot of people have already said, obviously he's young and didn't know much better... little kids tend to not know stuff like that isn't good for them. Calling him an idiot is pretty harsh!

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lovely997 0

FhisL for having a mom who calls her young son an idiot dumb ****

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XanimalloverX 0

Calling your son an idiot is really harsh he's young what do you expect

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18legalawesome 0

I would understand calling your sun an idiot if he were 18, but it appears that he hasn't hit puberty yet. You really shouldn't be a parent.

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RavishMe77 0

Why the hell would you call your son an idiot, you idiot.

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superjennyflies 0

YDI for having baking soda in your son's reach. Especially because your son sounds young since he said "tummy", and you called him an idiot. Learn to be a parent.

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