Fire hasard

By Anonymous - 26/12/2015 18:23 - United States - Ridge

Today, I had to take my son to the ER after he badly messed up trying to light his farts on fire. FML
I agree, your life sucks 23 625
You deserved it 3 062

Same thing different taste

Top comments


meli1195 31

I think it's more like: stupid people will be stupid people

I do that stuff and I'm actually very smart. I just like to do stupid THINGS. know the difference.

There's a reason why natural selection is a thing ;)

I guess that's why I'm still alive huh. just smart enough to do stupid things and still get by with it.

You may be getting away with doing idiotic things now, but just wait.

#22 If it makes you feel any better, if you eventually do get killed doing something stupid, no one would be around to say "I told you so."

oh I've been punished for it multiple times, broken bones and all, I'll admit to the "I told you so thing" wouldn't bother me at all. if I die, you guys'll definitely be right! lol, but until then, Ima enjoy myself

"Stupid is as stupid does" -Forrest Gump

Actions speak louder than words. If you actually do stupid things like that, then u couldn't be that smart

Why did this get disliked?!? It's so true and halarious!!

LalapaloozaChick 14
Iwannarock1 19

You know he did. It'll show up on YouTube before long.

At least he will appear on FailArmy.

KhaleesiDannie 26

I love the smell of burnt intestines in the morning

koganti 18

Not sure why so many thumbs down. Maybe people aren't getting the Apocalypse Now reference? Excellent movie.

#23....why? at least she's confident enough to put a pic up of herself, unlike other people

Khaleesi, I think you have a beautiful face.

KhaleesiDannie 26

Thank you very much DVD Taco and Sun you're very kind

But it's an indication that he's definitely not a Targeryan.

stangbang92 17

I hope his dreams didn't 'go up in flames'.

Did you argue at all? I hope it didn't get heated. I don't mean to be cheeky. I just can't help thinking that your son will now be the butt of many jokes. All in all, I hope he's okay and no one thinks of him as an asshole because this whole situation stinks.

how do you know? maybe they didn't have to put very much thought into it. I thought it was fun to read.

Well, he almost became a Darwin Award recipient.

flyingflies 36

The important question is: how old is your son?