By Anonymous - 06/08/2009 06:13 - Australia

Today, I had to call poison control because my idiot son swallowed a bunch of baking soda to "make a volcano in his tummy." FML
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DirtyDiana_fml 0

woah only 1 comment? but idiot is harsh.

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BamxBitch 0

Awe, I hope he is okay. That's a FYL, but it's pretty ****** up that you're calling him an idiot. I assume he's just a child if he wants to "make a volcano in his tummy".

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bookworm124 0

Awwww... I hope he feels better! To you asses that said that he should know better, he's probably just a kid. What grown adult would want to make a "volcano in his tummy?" Kids don't know better.

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Kiwi_09 0

You do NOT call your song an idiot. That's not okay.

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falling_over 0

This, you worthless bitch, is what you are going to end up doing to your son with an attitude like that. I'm talking to the original poster, of course, not you #168. I understand why you left it anonymous. I wouldn't want people to know i was this big a bitch either.

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cinderssmoke 0

This is why retroactive abortion should be legal.

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ashy_rawr 0

YDI you shouldnt have left it where he could reach

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HotSauce_fml 0

you're a terrible parent. i hope you die so your son can have decent foster parents.

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namelessfew 0

I lol'd. At least you understand your child is an idiot.

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goodtimesx2 0

YDI for calling your son an idoit...asshole

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The_Cait 0

That's what I was just about to say. If the kid is still young enough to be saying "tummy" then the OP is a prick of calling him an idiot. It's not like it's some 16 year old stoner being a dumb ass [at least that's not how it appears based on the wording]. I hope your son is okay, and I hope you take note of some of these comments and become a kinder, more attentive parent.

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purplepickle 0

you know what? F his life, not yours. he's the one who was poisoned by all the baking soda. he's the one with the father who shouldn't be a father. and it sounds like he's a little kid, they do all kinds of strange experiments, its just part of raising them. you don't just call your son an idiot. YDI

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bmach 0

Natural selection at its finest. Hopefully your idiot son refrains from reproduction.

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