By PeepShow - 06/08/2009 06:04 - United States

Today, it was just too hot. I stripped down and, being home alone, pranced around nude, lip synching and playing air guitar to some music. I was getting really into when I opened my eyes and looked out the window to see an old man with binoculars on his terrace. He wasn't birdwatching. FML
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Curtains. A sound investment.

lol technically he was.... but in all seriousness, FYL for having an overly observant old neighbour

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lol technically he was.... but in all seriousness, FYL for having an overly observant old neighbour

What do dirty windows have to do with it?

YDI for prancing around naked without shutting the curtains. Seriously, how could you not expect something like that?

how are any of these a reply to my original comment?

YDI for being a whore

Then dont comment on it. organized faggot, its his post and everyone rreplied

repeat, but the previous one was ages ago...

Yeah...there are a lot of FML's like this actually. I've stopped keeping track.

YDI FOR LIKING THE JONAS BROTHERS

YDI FOR BEING A GODDAMN CINNAMON ROLL. FUCK YOU.

If you are ugly, then FHL for going through the trouble...

Hahah lol yeah I agree. Every town has at least 1 pervy old man. YDI for giving that dude a strip show!

He was exhibitionist watching.

he wasn't giving the old guy a show!! he probably never noticed they were open. seriously I wouldn't care about the windows until herbert the pervert starts looking at me.

grow up midget. there's a reply for you

it's girl that wrote this fml not a guy

Curtains. A sound investment.

Brilliant. Now if only the OP knew of this sensational invention beforehand...

one poor old guy would have had one less experience in life. I know thats wrong, but as a guy I fail to see the damage done here :/

Excellent idea. It's surprising how many people don't seem to comprehend that people can look into windows as well as out of them.

Yeah, you cheap ass, get some curtains. I hope the old guy was pounding one out for ya!!!

@#57: ...You fail to see the damage in some creepy pervert staring at a woman enjoying herself in her own home? I would feel violated and unsafe, and knowing there was there was that sort of creep living nearby would make me want to carry around more weaponry than I usually do, and not to mention sucking the joy from my daily activities, as I would then feel like my every move was being watched. I hope the OP called the cops.

You don't have a right to privacy in your own home if you leave the curtains open. In fact, you can be arrested for indecency.

investing in blinds is a good idea

#2 i agree. OP how stupid can you be to prance around butt naked with the windows open? YDI.

It could be worse. He could have had a video camera.

people these days

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Show it anyway

i still remember that seinfeld episode

she didnt know he was watching?

Oh I thought it was a dude?

I'm sure it wasn't nice but I can't see how your life is fucked because of this?

OP, YDI because you are a douchbag!

Creepy neighbour: 1 You: 0

well, he was birdwatching :)

You must be British. Here in America, we don't use the word "bird" to mean "woman." In today's parlance, we can say the man was "howatching!" :)

who the hell says parlance.. you freak.

Smart people. On the IQ scale, I would qualify as a freak. I'm sure you are sliding down the slope on the lower side of the bell curve.

A better question is, who doesn't say "parlance"? It's a very useful word, and it's got a very elegant sound to it. So much better than "vernacular", which sounds like a fungus.

nice use of vocabulary number 32

I know who say parlance, people that have parents who aren't related

I'm developing such a crush on plexico.

Thank you, letitbe56 and alyssamcihelle35, I thought discriminating readers like you might enjoy the juxtaposition of the refined word, "parlance," with the vulgar slang, "ho." nodayliketoday, I'm blushing. PS: I can't wait until sparid sees "juxtaposition!"

Plexico, you brighten my day.