Kids and Computers: Little shit

Little shit

By NoPocketforme - 04/04/2021 00:30

Today, I ate the last Hot Pocket in the house. My little brother threw a temper tantrum and poured a bucket of water all over my desk and Macbook. My mom’s response? “Aw he’s just a little boy.” My brother is 13. FML

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By poopiter - 27/07/2013 18:31 - United States - Grand Junction

Today, I finished off the last of the BBQ chips in the house. When my 6-year-old sister found out about it, she started screaming, then pulled down her pants and peed on the kitchen floor. My parents, after witnessing the whole thing, bitched me out for upsetting her. FML

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Dirty mind

By how are we related?! - 14/08/2022 00:00

Today, I realized just how fragile and idiotic my brother is. At a family get together, I bought a giant box of popsicles for all the kids to enjoy. He refused to let his sons have one, because according to him, “it looks gay”. I swear my mother found him by the road or something. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/01/2017 02:00

Today, I saw my little brother drink from the milk carton, gag, and spit the milk back in. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/08/2013 04:48 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, my little brother grabbed my boobs and wouldn't let go until I pried his hands off. When I told my mom, her response was, "Get over it. He's a little kid who doesn't know any better." He's 14 years-old. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/12/2011 15:53 - United States

Today, my 10-year-old brother got the bright idea to urinate in my oven to cool it off. My whole house smells like burnt piss. FML

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By vreenya - 08/04/2014 20:13 - Chile - Santiago

Today, my little brother was feeling like the god damned bratty douchebag he is and hurled a basketball at me. It missed, hit the wall, and rebounded straight into his face. He burst into tears, and I'm now grounded because my parents believed him when he said I threw it at him. FML

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Hangry

By Anonymous - 23/05/2021 06:01

Today, my son threw a temper tantrum and told me I “should have aborted him” and threatened to run away from home. Why? Because I nicely asked him to share his french fries with his sister. My son is 17. FML

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Little shit

By moneyman22 - 01/03/2010 19:09 - United States

Today, I was asked to take care of my 3 year-old little brother. After 15 minutes of him screaming and me trying to keep him entertained, he started throwing his toy cars at me. He hit me in the mouth, and I started to bleed. My parents yelled at me for "not controlling him." FML

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Flash flood

By Anonymous - 13/05/2023 06:00 - Botswana - Gaborone

Today, before we went out, my four year-old brother left the water running in the upstairs bathroom. By the time we came back, there was a flood in our entire house. Guess who was asked to mop it all up… FML

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By Username - 29/07/2011 23:36 - United States

Today, my younger brother and I got into a fight over who the favorite child is. My mom overheard, came in the living room and said, "It's your little brother, now shut up." She was serious. FML

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peterblackmer91 12

Sunday 4 April 2021 1:07

Wow. Bad parenting.

Charlie Given 26

Sunday 4 April 2021 1:06

sounds like your brother is a spoiled brat and revenge is a dish best served cold

Comments

Charlie Given 26

Sunday 4 April 2021 1:06

sounds like your brother is a spoiled brat and revenge is a dish best served cold

jrn 14

Sunday 4 April 2021 1:34

Revenge is a Cold Pocket

peterblackmer91 12

Sunday 4 April 2021 1:07

Wow. Bad parenting.

princess_stabitty 20

Sunday 4 April 2021 9:33

Aww, and it's parents who are responsible for their little boys - so mom better pay for a new Mac.

Brigfture 7

Sunday 4 April 2021 23:53

I’d do the same, I don’t like macbooks

rainbowdonnareed 18

Monday 5 April 2021 2:09

What is mom going to say when he's 20? Jeez is your dad around? Can you move out?

DrSamba1 8

Monday 5 April 2021 7:21

A relative of mine once lashed into me with an expletive-filled rant over something that was none of her business. I told another relative about it because part of the rant was directed at the second relative's mother. When the first one got wind of it, she started into a second rant, and then her mother started on how I threw her under the bus and I should be the responsible adult because I was 60 and she was a young girl. She was 25 at the time. Hardly a child.