By royallymessedup - 21/08/2014 16:36

Today, some random bloke introduced himself at a bar by asking to fuck me. I got tongue-tied trying to say both "fuck off" and "please go away". I ended up telling him to "Please fuck away." FML
I agree, your life sucks 42 640
You deserved it 7 881

Same thing different taste

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He was probably a drunk asshole. That sucks OP

That's similar to when you're typing and someone's talking to you, and you start subconsciously typing what they say.

Yeah, I know what you please take out the trash! :p

orbit 22

Maybe it was what she truly wanted to say

#25 Well based on the FML I would say it's not. But that's just a guess

I'm sure he liked that answer lol #tonguetied

May the fml community show pitty on this poor "hashtagger"

may the FML community show pity on your poor profile pic

A hashtagger AND a sassypants! Get 'im!

there is nothing wrong with being a sassypants... however I have seen the error in my ways and retract my hashtag

21, what's wrong with being a sassypants? :(

nitrog100 21

I, for one, find your use of the 'pound' symbol appropriate.

I think that profile pic is pretty awesome honestly. Now, 16, will you please **** away??

Sorry 32, I'm sure you're the exception. You aight.

Arguably a more effective response than you were trying to say.

Freudian slip? I think you were just in the mood for an adventure

She offered her honor, he honored her offer and all night long it was on-her and off-her.

aleahlioness 15
1PersonIsMyWorld 22

exactly what i thought. I was wondering why no one had brought it up till I read yours. but ya one reply is polite and the other is...well not so much.

He took 'being straightforward' a tiny bit too serious. What is wrong with people these days...