Today, I had the most exciting dream of my life. I was dreaming about catching a shiny charmander. I'm 15, and instead of dreaming of girls, I'm dreaming of Pokémon. FML
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Today, I had a dream where I was imagining myself hooking up with a really hot girl. Not a sex dream. A dream where I was sitting in a room alone and imagining myself hooking up with this really hot girl. Even in my dreams I can only imagine. FML
Today, my high point was still being able to recite all 151 generation one Pokémon in order, from memory. I need a life. FML
Today, I fell asleep and dreamed that I had won $500,000. In my dream, I used this money to buy a new MP3 Player, and then put the rest in a term deposit. Even in my dreams, I'm the most boring person I know. FML
Today, I dreamt about a girl I sort of knew. In the dream she confessed her feelings for me, and it was the first time anyone had ever confessed that sort of thing to me. When I woke up, I found myself falling for her. The experience reminded me of my romantic loneliness. FML
Today, I had a dream that I was 25, unemployed, living with my parents, and still completely in love with someone who no longer feels the same way about me. Oh wait... it wasn't a dream. FML
Today, I woke up and realized that the "nice dream" I'd had was just about talking to people. FML
Today, I had a dream that I had secret sex with Dumbledore more than once. FML
Today, I had a very nice, long, and pleasant dream about having a girlfriend for the first time since 2010, and then I woke up. I'm right about myself, I'm going to be single for the rest of my life, and there's no point in trying to change that. FML
Today, I had a dream that I was making pancakes. I need to get out more. FML
Today, I dreamed I was wrestling an alligator. I quickly woke up to my girlfriend yelling and me holding her in a headlock. FML
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toastyjustice 5
don't we all dream of that?
kageyami 2
...that's a win seriously
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chall16thvet 0
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lol you suck
rallets 22
feel the wrath !!!!!!!!!
volley4eva1698 0
lol no 2 you suck who doesn't dream/fantasize about pokemon?
Iamnotmyself 17
Oh yes, oh yes, pika pika me harder!
JesseOhNine 0
Pokemon are the best there's no denying it
pertained 12
why is it shiny? (Did it get bitten by a gay vampire?)
hook_em 0
ohhhh #2 does suck. he is no fun. I even dream about pokemon especially trying to catch all them little fellas. they make me giggle like a little school girl oooooooo
JustinThunder 8
I wish I could catch a shiny Charmander..
adropofpeace 8
Excuse me, what is wrong with Pokèmon?!
urdirtyolduncle 15
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why are the anti pokemon comments thumbed down? I guess most of these FML commenters are gay little pokemon kids
Link5794 18
A shiny Pokemon is just alternately colored, like the red Gyarados in G/S/C. They are very rare and sought after.
mmccombs13 0
good one??
shyshy96 4
I bet u couldn't
shyshy96 4
jerk
imOaks 3
Trololol. 85 wishes he could get laid.
iluvhobos 5
At least it's more interesting than that person who dreamed of a nail file awhile ago..
itsgen 16
haha i did for the longest time!
liquidfireKAN 0
ever heard of pokesav? lol I downloaded it and now all my pokemon are shiny
Boygenius50 8
Does nobody else see a major problem here? You can't even catch a starter, or alone a shiny one. . .
hotair10 9
yes, but it's a dream lol
Boygenius50 8
Haha I know, but the dream is illogical as well as unlikely. just thought Id point that out
urdirtyolduncle 15
122-- re-read the FML. instead of catching girls, like me, you're way too busy catching pokemon. grow up, people. Hey, maybe you can evolve your pokemon and train it to get you a girl, since you've probably never had one before.
Boygenius50 8
"Like me." Yeah okay kid, bet you stay a virgin til you die xD
theaws0m3guy 4
185 is a big party shitter.
The_Weirdo 10
185, I have plenty of girl pokemon! I know all about girls
skizzlerz 0
Now how about you go watch the Black man loves pokemon video on YouTube and hope that dude don't beat your ass for saying that. lmao
ImmortalKratos 0
you might wanna be careful with that fire crotch.
hook_em 0
guys just chill out. I'm jealous just like everyone else here because we cannot get a girl like in 185s pic. I am so dang jealous that I can't stand it right now!!
Dillon1531 0
hello
knights95 9
85 is right I posted a comment not about Pokemon and it got thumbed down
Soloman212 28
187- you can in fact catch starter pokemon in later games, and besides; your starter has the same odds of being shiny as do random encounters. You CAN get a shiny starter.
taytoc 10
ur cute just saying
Aerious 0
How does he suck, 2? I'd marry a guy like this.
I_iz_B_a_troll 23
I agree with numero eightyo cinco! :D You guys are annoying :)
grantyboi 0
2 obviously he doesn't suck if he caught a shiny pokemon.
I_iz_B_a_troll 23
I dislike the "Comment already thumbed" pop-up. D: if I wanna thumb a nice sexy comment it shouldn't have to force me to stop! ): just don't register the thumbing and I'll be happy ;D
I_iz_B_a_troll 23
I dislike the "Comment already thumbed" pop-up. D: if I wanna thumb a nice sexy comment it shouldn't have to force me to stop! ): just don't register the thumbing and I'll be happy ;D
danica45 7
LOL #38 pika pika me SO hard
TheIllusionist 0
there's a chance that it's shiny wen u choose it
KingGeorgeGal 12
Don't complain about your life? Change it.
yourlifeisbetter_fml 0
When you see a majority of people are going one way, why would you insult them? Yeah, sure, be yourself. don't be a jerk. YDI
whitesox365 0
its no better dreaming about girls if you dont get some. dreams are for pokemon, real life is for girls
munkeyboom123 0
ur annoying.
gandhislayer 6
matbe in 4 or 5 years. last i checked 14 year olds dont get married.
gandhislayer 6
^^ meant for 263
Boygenius50 8
247-You actually can't catch starters at any point no matter what game you play, and despite the fact that you can select them at the beginning with pure luck, the FML claims that OP was CATCHING a shiny Charmander, an impossibility in real life.
vvmativv 8
Mate been with my gf for 3 years in july, she's 21 and I'm 19, I'm quite a big nerd to be honest, but people wouldn't know that if they met me. She isn't. As for telling people to grow up, well... I'd sooner gotta catch em all Pokemon than STI's which appears to be your favourite game :o
Neorecon19 18
#159: I'm gonna tell you what I'm gonna tell #39; Keep the "Iron Tail" under control!
emyxii 4
I love nerds D: I'd marry a Pokémon fan!
YouFailForLife 7
I don't think anyone who's hating on Pokemon, realizes that the people who actually support it, are comfortable enough with their identity and personality to admit to themselves and others that we all ******* loved Pokemon and no one is an exception. In fact, the Pokemon lovers here are probably better off and more adjusted then you haters. Enjoy that realization.
the_hero_of_time 0
op...ur life is def. ****
I_Deserved_It 10
#85, because nobody likes a person who can't respect other peoples' interests. Or a killjoy.
iAeAdFiAaA 0
get a life, troll. pokemon is way better, because you can catch them and train them. the only thing you can catch from girls is an STD.
iluv8008132 0
**** u pokemon is da bomb
iluv8008132 0
aaahahahah u were beggin for that comment to be buried
icecreammintz 0
yea
cabanaboyjuan 6
#2: YOU suck fool
MeRcixXxTRiPp 0
I'm a very gay pokemon little kid!!! :D cuz pokemon makes me happy!!!
Sacul6868 0
Shiny Charizard look awesome!!!!
forest1wolf 9
263- marry meeee haha I'm Juss saying that cuz u look hawt in Ur pic but I bet Ur a chill chick
cre8or99 0
first!!!!
MRSMOJORISIN_fml 0
ever heard of playboy?
adropofpeace 8
Excuse me, what the heck is wrong with pokemon?! :O
fmluser57 0
who gives a shit. post a real comment
chall16thvet 0
lol you suck
karagarren 8
that is an epic win. not an FML.
toastyjustice 5
don't we all dream of that?
Kefka91 15
I dream of girl pokemon.
knights95 9
I dream of collecting all the rare Yugi-O cards not Pokemon
bennetts211 2
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Everybody knows that Pokémon is *far* superior to yugi-o!
Meloblood 0
Yeah, this is perfectly natural.
ilovemusic7 0
I see no problem with this FML. who wouldn't want to dream of Pokémon?
atroxletum 6
I dream of spelling Yu-Gi-Oh correctly.
daBeast155 0
gotta catch em all right?
RainbowHeadache 2
I dream of Pokemon, have a wonderful boyfriend & am 20 years old. I see nothing wrong with a little pokecitment at any age.
ImAHomosexual 0
Guys, what we must realize is that this kid will have bitches for days once he actually does catch the charmander.
ihasbrains 10
Shit, I fantasize about pokemons being real. I would fly to ******* Japan on my ******* Charizard
FurryPride 9
ohhhh arceus slow down your so strong.
IdontWanna69 8
I had dreams like that when I played the shit out of those games. now I have dreams that I'm in first-person shooters...
Docbee 11
"Char.. char.. CHARGASM" ~insurd
sjhcheerleader 0
yeah? you can't even spell Yu-Gi-Oh correctly! get it right, get it tight!
CareFace 16
Unlike your waist line, 192. Boom.
theaws0m3guy 4
Kabang! Bam! Boosh!
MOSESRAISIN 0
******
knights95 9
86- Sorry I stopped watching those shows like 7 years ago
FailBear920 19
Buttterfree up you schedule cause im gonna bedrillen you all night!
whoisthisgirl 4
black charizards are awesome. you better raise that dream shiny charmander!!
KingGeorgeGal 12
Two seconds ago I wasted 30seconds of my life by reading this FML. FML.
jakiwi 0
Dear 19, GTFO.
ahhhFYL 0
gotta catch em all
Complaining 13
31 - I happen to like both. Pokemo for it's "creativity" and games, Yugioh for Ancient Eg pyt and card games. And I mean the originals, not the disgusting DUBs.
Complaining 13
86 - Yugioh is technically incorrect too, but nobody cares about Japanese words. Japanese: Yugiou Engllish: Yu-Gi-Oh Japanese: Yuugi = Game Ou = King Yay for fail English DUBs…not.
MarkFeehily 0
Pokemon is pure win!!!
HowardTheDuck 0
yugio is WAY better than pokemon
KarinnaAC 0
i would hope not
DeathMaple 3
Bwuaha I have a black charizard =D
Kylias 6
My greatest dream-come-true with my starters was receiving a female Bulbasaur. Her name is Chiori and she's still on my LG right now. :3
gingerftw 0
amen to that!
mazochyst 10
423, yes! Favorite starter besides Chikorita and it's only luck or breeding that you can get a female!
FifaFtw 0
I wish I could ****...I mean catch a pikachu
mooocow1 5
U SUCK and just no just no •_•
Veganpm 0
that is awesome! :-)
magnolius8 0
one day the shiny dragonite will be mine...
Snivy102 0
No, gotta ev train them all
battleroyalefan6 16
You can't even do that... you can catch charmeleon but not charmandar
coolkat77 0
what the hell is wrong with u!!!
whiteboy7thst 2
Your the one with the name koolcat (with a k)
Jacobt24 19
43 - it's coolkat. You mispelled it and it was right infront of you
Shadow4i5 3
hahahaha white ppl
Redneck42 0
what's wrong with white people.
iraninja 4
love it man XDD totally not an FML
RyanMacVey 17
woah thats hot... did you wet your bedsheets mate?
detective_oreo 0
gayboi strikes again!!!!
RyanMacVey 17
listen ... if you are going to be a gayboii fan... then you are going to have to start remembering how to spell my name... a true fan would
devwre 0
he never said it wanted to be a fan. just saying.
RyanMacVey 17
well he said gayboii strikes 'again' ... that suggests that he has found my previous comments amusing aswell as the one he is referring to... so in conclusion, he is a fan
Ghostkiller12345 9
YEAH MAN gayboii gets thumbs up again :D go go mate ur on fire gayboii FTW O_O
alex6946 10
damn gayboii, you gots some attitude! ;D
freddyisepic 2
60&84=twins
freddyisepic 2
81*
RyanMacVey 17
141 - is that nyan cat? you deserve a thumbs up for that
BarbieGirl1671 0
I think I love you gayboii lol.
Ghostkiller12345 9
gayboii i got thumbs down for saying gratzon ur thumbs up.. Man people really hate me :P
RaeRaeHeartBreak 3
gayboii is the shiz ;)
JesusFishTaco 5
I have a fear that gayboii is starting to grow on me. Mostly because he made a comeback from being hated. I wish I had as many fans as gayboii. (cries) (If you didn't get the sarcasm, you have the intellect of a tree frog)
EmoScreamer1717 0
WTF????
RyanMacVey 17
(''': thanks guys
allthatremains25 0
gayboii, you are my hero!
coffeegirl16 0
Gayboii, if you have an Irish accent that'd be bomb. -Cherry
EagorLuvsBigFoot 8
Woah 376 your picture is really disturbing
kageyami 2
...that's a win seriously
Jacobt24 19
Gotta catch 'em all!!!
icyfire617 10
Pokemon are legit!!
jaidonsafira 0
I was thinking the same thing!
amrik 11
you can't catch charmanders in the wild :(
kylienh 0
I definitely agree. :) If a guy told me that he had a dream about that I would be impressed.
alex1432 9
yea maybe it was a girl charmander