FML : Today, I had the most exciting dream of my life. I was dreaming about catching a shiny charmander. I'm 15, and instead of dreaming of girls, I'm dreaming...

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Today, I had the most exciting dream of my life. I was dreaming about catching a shiny charmander. I'm 15, and instead of dreaming of girls, I'm dreaming of Pokémon. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By wispywee / Wednesday 29 June 2011 17:47 / Canada

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By toastyjustice | 5

#2788125 - Thursday 30 June 2011 12:24

don't we all dream of that?

By kageyami | 2

#2788139 - Thursday 30 June 2011 12:26

...that's a win seriously

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By chall16thvet | 0

#2788114 - Thursday 30 June 2011 12:24

lol you suck

rallets | 22

#2788166 - Thursday 30 June 2011 12:30

feel the wrath !!!!!!!!!

volley4eva1698 | 0

#2788178 - Thursday 30 June 2011 12:31

lol no 2 you suck who doesn't dream/fantasize about pokemon?

Iamnotmyself | 17

#2788196 - Thursday 30 June 2011 12:33

Oh yes, oh yes, pika pika me harder!

JesseOhNine | 0

#2788206 - Thursday 30 June 2011 12:35

Pokemon are the best there's no denying it

pertained | 12

#2788212 - Thursday 30 June 2011 12:36

why is it shiny? (Did it get bitten by a gay vampire?)

hook_em | 0

#2788222 - Thursday 30 June 2011 12:37

ohhhh #2 does suck. he is no fun. I even dream about pokemon especially trying to catch all them little fellas. they make me giggle like a little school girl oooooooo

JustinThunder | 8

#2788277 - Thursday 30 June 2011 12:45

I wish I could catch a shiny Charmander..

adropofpeace | 8

#2788378 - Thursday 30 June 2011 01:04

Excuse me, what is wrong with Pokèmon?!

urdirtyolduncle | 15

#2788437 - Thursday 30 June 2011 01:15

why are the anti pokemon comments thumbed down? I guess most of these FML commenters are gay little pokemon kids

Link5794 | 16

#2788477 - Thursday 30 June 2011 01:22

A shiny Pokemon is just alternately colored, like the red Gyarados in G/S/C. They are very rare and sought after.

mmccombs13 | 0

#2788484 - Thursday 30 June 2011 01:24

good one??

shyshy96 | 4

#2788530 - Thursday 30 June 2011 01:45

I bet u couldn't

shyshy96 | 4

#2788546 - Thursday 30 June 2011 01:51

jerk

imOaks | 3

#2788562 - Thursday 30 June 2011 01:58

Trololol. 85 wishes he could get laid.

iluvhobos | 5

#2788565 - Thursday 30 June 2011 02:01

At least it's more interesting than that person who dreamed of a nail file awhile ago..

itsgen | 15

#2788576 - Thursday 30 June 2011 02:08

haha i did for the longest time!

liquidfireKAN | 0

#2788654 - Thursday 30 June 2011 02:37

ever heard of pokesav? lol I downloaded it and now all my pokemon are shiny

Boygenius50 | 8

#2788663 - Thursday 30 June 2011 02:42

Does nobody else see a major problem here? You can't even catch a starter, or alone a shiny one. . .

hotair10 | 9

#2788686 - Thursday 30 June 2011 02:54

yes, but it's a dream lol

Boygenius50 | 8

#2788693 - Thursday 30 June 2011 03:01

Haha I know, but the dream is illogical as well as unlikely. just thought Id point that out

urdirtyolduncle | 15

#2788753 - Thursday 30 June 2011 03:35

122-- re-read the FML. instead of catching girls, like me, you're way too busy catching pokemon. grow up, people. Hey, maybe you can evolve your pokemon and train it to get you a girl, since you've probably never had one before.

Boygenius50 | 8

#2788764 - Thursday 30 June 2011 03:41

"Like me." Yeah okay kid, bet you stay a virgin til you die xD

theaws0m3guy | 4

#2788765 - Thursday 30 June 2011 03:41

185 is a big party shitter.

The_Weirdo | 10

#2788770 - Thursday 30 June 2011 03:45

185, I have plenty of girl pokemon! I know all about girls

skizzlerz | 0

#2788777 - Thursday 30 June 2011 03:47

Now how about you go watch the Black man loves pokemon video on YouTube and hope that dude don't beat your ass for saying that. lmao

ImmortalKratos | 0

#2788794 - Thursday 30 June 2011 03:54

you might wanna be careful with that fire crotch.

hook_em | 0

#2788971 - Thursday 30 June 2011 04:40

guys just chill out. I'm jealous just like everyone else here because we cannot get a girl like in 185s pic. I am so dang jealous that I can't stand it right now!!

Dillon1531 | 0

#2789051 - Thursday 30 June 2011 05:00

hello

knights95 | 9

#2789105 - Thursday 30 June 2011 05:14

85 is right I posted a comment not about Pokemon and it got thumbed down

Soloman212 | 28

#2789216 - Thursday 30 June 2011 05:46

187- you can in fact catch starter pokemon in later games, and besides; your starter has the same odds of being shiny as do random encounters. You CAN get a shiny starter.

taytoc | 10

#2789237 - Thursday 30 June 2011 05:50

ur cute just saying

Aerious | 0

#2789346 - Thursday 30 June 2011 06:06

How does he suck, 2? I'd marry a guy like this.

I_iz_B_a_troll | 23

#2789362 - Thursday 30 June 2011 06:08

I agree with numero eightyo cinco! :D You guys are annoying :)

grantyboi | 0

#2789395 - Thursday 30 June 2011 06:13

2 obviously he doesn't suck if he caught a shiny pokemon.

I_iz_B_a_troll | 23

#2789397 - Thursday 30 June 2011 06:14

I dislike the "Comment already thumbed" pop-up. D: if I wanna thumb a nice sexy comment it shouldn't have to force me to stop! ): just don't register the thumbing and I'll be happy ;D

I_iz_B_a_troll | 23

#2789399 - Thursday 30 June 2011 06:14

I dislike the "Comment already thumbed" pop-up. D: if I wanna thumb a nice sexy comment it shouldn't have to force me to stop! ): just don't register the thumbing and I'll be happy ;D

danica45 | 3

#2789406 - Thursday 30 June 2011 06:17

LOL #38 pika pika me SO hard

TheIllusionist | 0

#2789477 - Thursday 30 June 2011 06:31

there's a chance that it's shiny wen u choose it

KingGeorgeGal | 12

#2789540 - Thursday 30 June 2011 06:41

Don't complain about your life? Change it.

yourlifeisbetter_fml | 0

#2789632 - Thursday 30 June 2011 07:07

When you see a majority of people are going one way, why would you insult them? Yeah, sure, be yourself. don't be a jerk. YDI

whitesox365 | 0

#2789915 - Thursday 30 June 2011 08:04

its no better dreaming about girls if you dont get some. dreams are for pokemon, real life is for girls

munkeyboom123 | 0

#2790593 - Thursday 30 June 2011 09:11

ur annoying.

gandhislayer | 6

#2790740 - Thursday 30 June 2011 09:28

matbe in 4 or 5 years. last i checked 14 year olds dont get married.

gandhislayer | 6

#2790753 - Thursday 30 June 2011 09:30

^^ meant for 263

Boygenius50 | 8

#2791181 - Thursday 30 June 2011 11:10

247-You actually can't catch starters at any point no matter what game you play, and despite the fact that you can select them at the beginning with pure luck, the FML claims that OP was CATCHING a shiny Charmander, an impossibility in real life.

vvmativv | 8

#2791671 - Thursday 30 June 2011 02:36

Mate been with my gf for 3 years in july, she's 21 and I'm 19, I'm quite a big nerd to be honest, but people wouldn't know that if they met me. She isn't. As for telling people to grow up, well... I'd sooner gotta catch em all Pokemon than STI's which appears to be your favourite game :o

Neorecon19 | 18

#2792444 - Thursday 30 June 2011 06:32

#159: I'm gonna tell you what I'm gonna tell #39; Keep the "Iron Tail" under control!

emyxii | 4

#2793288 - Thursday 30 June 2011 08:49

I love nerds D: I'd marry a Pokémon fan!

YouFailForLife | 7

#2796240 - Friday 1 July 2011 06:23

I don't think anyone who's hating on Pokemon, realizes that the people who actually support it, are comfortable enough with their identity and personality to admit to themselves and others that we all fucking loved Pokemon and no one is an exception. In fact, the Pokemon lovers here are probably better off and more adjusted then you haters. Enjoy that realization.

the_hero_of_time | 0

#2796321 - Friday 1 July 2011 06:38

op...ur life is def. fuck

I_Deserved_It | 8

#2796323 - Friday 1 July 2011 06:38

#85, because nobody likes a person who can't respect other peoples' interests. Or a killjoy.

iAeAdFiAaA | 0

#2796898 - Friday 1 July 2011 09:23

get a life, troll. pokemon is way better, because you can catch them and train them. the only thing you can catch from girls is an STD.

iluv8008132 | 0

#2797715 - Friday 1 July 2011 01:14

fuck u pokemon is da bomb

iluv8008132 | 0

#2797728 - Friday 1 July 2011 01:16

aaahahahah u were beggin for that comment to be buried

icecreammintz | 0

#2799086 - Friday 1 July 2011 05:48

yea

cabanaboyjuan | 6

#2800798 - Friday 1 July 2011 10:50

#2: YOU suck fool

MeRcixXxTRiPp | 0

#2811536 - Sunday 3 July 2011 07:53

I'm a very gay pokemon little kid!!! :D cuz pokemon makes me happy!!!

Sacul6868 | 0

#2811694 - Sunday 3 July 2011 08:43

Shiny Charizard look awesome!!!!

forest1wolf | 9

#2983634 - Wednesday 27 July 2011 05:17

263- marry meeee haha I'm Juss saying that cuz u look hawt in Ur pic but I bet Ur a chill chick

By cre8or99 | 0

#2788116 - Thursday 30 June 2011 12:24

first!!!!

MRSMOJORISIN_fml | 0

#2788127 - Thursday 30 June 2011 12:25

ever heard of playboy?

adropofpeace | 8

#2788134 - Thursday 30 June 2011 12:26

Excuse me, what the heck is wrong with pokemon?! :O

By fmluser57 | 0

#2788118 - Thursday 30 June 2011 12:24

who gives a shit. post a real comment

By chall16thvet | 0

#2788122 - Thursday 30 June 2011 12:24

lol you suck

By karagarren | 8

#2788124 - Thursday 30 June 2011 12:24

that is an epic win. not an FML.

By toastyjustice | 5

#2788125 - Thursday 30 June 2011 12:24

don't we all dream of that?

Kefka91 | 15

#2788155 - Thursday 30 June 2011 12:29

I dream of girl pokemon.

knights95 | 9

#2788157 - Thursday 30 June 2011 12:29

I dream of collecting all the rare Yugi-O cards not Pokemon

bennetts211 | 2

#2788188 - Thursday 30 June 2011 12:33

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Everybody knows that Pokémon is *far* superior to yugi-o!

Meloblood | 0

#2788191 - Thursday 30 June 2011 12:33

Yeah, this is perfectly natural.

ilovemusic7 | 0

#2788359 - Thursday 30 June 2011 01:00

I see no problem with this FML. who wouldn't want to dream of Pokémon?

atroxletum | 6

#2788439 - Thursday 30 June 2011 01:15

I dream of spelling Yu-Gi-Oh correctly.

daBeast155 | 0

#2788442 - Thursday 30 June 2011 01:15

gotta catch em all right?

RainbowHeadache | 2

#2788517 - Thursday 30 June 2011 01:37

I dream of Pokemon, have a wonderful boyfriend & am 20 years old. I see nothing wrong with a little pokecitment at any age.

ImAHomosexual | 0

#2788532 - Thursday 30 June 2011 01:46

Guys, what we must realize is that this kid will have bitches for days once he actually does catch the charmander.

ihasbrains | 10

#2788652 - Thursday 30 June 2011 02:36

Shit, I fantasize about pokemons being real. I would fly to fucking Japan on my fucking Charizard

FurryPride | 9

#2788691 - Thursday 30 June 2011 02:59

ohhhh arceus slow down your so strong.

IdontWanna69 | 8

#2788699 - Thursday 30 June 2011 03:03

I had dreams like that when I played the shit out of those games. now I have dreams that I'm in first-person shooters...

Docbee | 11

#2788720 - Thursday 30 June 2011 03:16

"Char.. char.. CHARGASM" ~insurd

sjhcheerleader | 0

#2788776 - Thursday 30 June 2011 03:46

yeah? you can't even spell Yu-Gi-Oh correctly! get it right, get it tight!

CareFace | 16

#2788920 - Thursday 30 June 2011 04:23

Unlike your waist line, 192. Boom.

theaws0m3guy | 4

#2788950 - Thursday 30 June 2011 04:32

Kabang! Bam! Boosh!

MOSESRAISIN | 0

#2788990 - Thursday 30 June 2011 04:44

faggot

knights95 | 9

#2789090 - Thursday 30 June 2011 05:10

86- Sorry I stopped watching those shows like 7 years ago

FailBear920 | 19

#2789239 - Thursday 30 June 2011 05:50

Buttterfree up you schedule cause im gonna bedrillen you all night!

whoisthisgirl | 4

#2789262 - Thursday 30 June 2011 05:54

black charizards are awesome. you better raise that dream shiny charmander!!

KingGeorgeGal | 12

#2789580 - Thursday 30 June 2011 06:53

Two seconds ago I wasted 30seconds of my life by reading this FML. FML.

jakiwi | 0

#2789758 - Thursday 30 June 2011 07:34

Dear 19, GTFO.

ahhhFYL | 0

#2790000 - Thursday 30 June 2011 08:26

gotta catch em all

Complaining | 13

#2790310 - Thursday 30 June 2011 08:44

31 - I happen to like both. Pokemo for it's "creativity" and games, Yugioh for Ancient Eg pyt and card games. And I mean the originals, not the disgusting DUBs.

Complaining | 13

#2790342 - Thursday 30 June 2011 08:47

86 - Yugioh is technically incorrect too, but nobody cares about Japanese words. Japanese: Yugiou Engllish: Yu-Gi-Oh Japanese: Yuugi = Game Ou = King Yay for fail English DUBs…not.

MarkFeehily | 0

#2790486 - Thursday 30 June 2011 08:58

Pokemon is pure win!!!

HowardTheDuck | 0

#2790787 - Thursday 30 June 2011 09:43

yugio is WAY better than pokemon

KarinnaAC | 0

#2791257 - Thursday 30 June 2011 11:32

i would hope not

DeathMaple | 3

#2791850 - Thursday 30 June 2011 03:50

Bwuaha I have a black charizard =D

Kylias | 6

#2792450 - Thursday 30 June 2011 06:33

My greatest dream-come-true with my starters was receiving a female Bulbasaur. Her name is Chiori and she's still on my LG right now. :3

gingerftw | 0

#2793791 - Thursday 30 June 2011 11:35

amen to that!

mazochyst | 10

#2795764 - Friday 1 July 2011 04:44

423, yes! Favorite starter besides Chikorita and it's only luck or breeding that you can get a female!

FifaFtw | 0

#2796034 - Friday 1 July 2011 05:44

I wish I could fuck...I mean catch a pikachu

mooocow1 | 5

#2797380 - Friday 1 July 2011 11:56

U SUCK and just no just no •_•

Veganpm | 0

#2816986 - Monday 4 July 2011 06:08

that is awesome! :-)

magnolius8 | 0

#2825304 - Tuesday 5 July 2011 04:51

one day the shiny dragonite will be mine...

Snivy102 | 0

#4015354 - Friday 10 February 2012 02:29

No, gotta ev train them all

battleroyalefan6 | 16

#6055744 - Wednesday 3 September 2014 08:41

You can't even do that... you can catch charmeleon but not charmandar

By coolkat77 | 0

#2788129 - Thursday 30 June 2011 12:25

what the hell is wrong with u!!!

whiteboy7thst | 2

#2788229 - Thursday 30 June 2011 12:38

Your the one with the name koolcat (with a k)

Jacobt24 | 19

#2788386 - Thursday 30 June 2011 01:05

43 - it's coolkat. You mispelled it and it was right infront of you

Shadow4i5 | 3

#2788407 - Thursday 30 June 2011 01:09

hahahaha white ppl

Redneck42 | 0

#2788510 - Thursday 30 June 2011 01:34

what's wrong with white people.

By iraninja | 4

#2788131 - Thursday 30 June 2011 12:25

love it man XDD totally not an FML

By RyanMacVey | 17

#2788137 - Thursday 30 June 2011 12:26

woah thats hot... did you wet your bedsheets mate?

detective_oreo | 0

#2788338 - Thursday 30 June 2011 12:58

gayboi strikes again!!!!

RyanMacVey | 17

#2788420 - Thursday 30 June 2011 01:13

listen ... if you are going to be a gayboii fan... then you are going to have to start remembering how to spell my name... a true fan would

devwre | 0

#2788490 - Thursday 30 June 2011 01:26

he never said it wanted to be a fan. just saying.

RyanMacVey | 17

#2788512 - Thursday 30 June 2011 01:35

well he said gayboii strikes 'again' ... that suggests that he has found my previous comments amusing aswell as the one he is referring to... so in conclusion, he is a fan

Ghostkiller12345 | 9

#2788569 - Thursday 30 June 2011 02:05

YEAH MAN gayboii gets thumbs up again :D go go mate ur on fire gayboii FTW O_O

alex6946 | 10

#2788609 - Thursday 30 June 2011 02:20

damn gayboii, you gots some attitude! ;D

freddyisepic | 2

#2788632 - Thursday 30 June 2011 02:29

60&84=twins

freddyisepic | 2

#2788637 - Thursday 30 June 2011 02:31

81*

RyanMacVey | 17

#2788692 - Thursday 30 June 2011 03:01

141 - is that nyan cat? you deserve a thumbs up for that

BarbieGirl1671 | 0

#2788809 - Thursday 30 June 2011 04:00

I think I love you gayboii lol.

Ghostkiller12345 | 9

#2788929 - Thursday 30 June 2011 04:25

gayboii i got thumbs down for saying gratzon ur thumbs up.. Man people really hate me :P

RaeRaeHeartBreak | 3

#2789678 - Thursday 30 June 2011 07:16

gayboii is the shiz ;)

JesusFishTaco | 5

#2789932 - Thursday 30 June 2011 08:07

I have a fear that gayboii is starting to grow on me. Mostly because he made a comeback from being hated. I wish I had as many fans as gayboii. (cries) (If you didn't get the sarcasm, you have the intellect of a tree frog)