Today, I had the most exciting dream of my life. I was dreaming about catching a shiny charmander. I'm 15, and instead of dreaming of girls, I'm dreaming of Pokémon. FML
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Today, I had a dream where I was imagining myself hooking up with a really hot girl. Not a sex dream. A dream where I was sitting in a room alone and imagining myself hooking up with this really hot girl. Even in my dreams I can only imagine. FML
Today, my high point was still being able to recite all 151 generation one Pokémon in order, from memory. I need a life. FML
Today, I fell asleep and dreamed that I had won $500,000. In my dream, I used this money to buy a new MP3 Player, and then put the rest in a term deposit. Even in my dreams, I'm the most boring person I know. FML
Today, I dreamt about a girl I sort of knew. In the dream she confessed her feelings for me, and it was the first time anyone had ever confessed that sort of thing to me. When I woke up, I found myself falling for her. The experience reminded me of my romantic loneliness. FML
Today, I had a dream that I was 25, unemployed, living with my parents, and still completely in love with someone who no longer feels the same way about me. Oh wait... it wasn't a dream. FML
Today, I woke up and realized that the "nice dream" I'd had was just about talking to people. FML
Today, I had a dream that I had secret sex with Dumbledore more than once. FML
Today, I had a very nice, long, and pleasant dream about having a girlfriend for the first time since 2010, and then I woke up. I'm right about myself, I'm going to be single for the rest of my life, and there's no point in trying to change that. FML
Today, I had a dream that I was making pancakes. I need to get out more. FML
Today, I dreamed I was wrestling an alligator. I quickly woke up to my girlfriend yelling and me holding her in a headlock. FML
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toastyjustice 5
don't we all dream of that?
kageyami 2
...that's a win seriously
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summerhot_fml 2
We've all had that dream ;) who doesnt love pokemon?!?
okmankk 4
yu-gi-oh noobs I spelled it wrong so what!?
mitchyrizzle 0
they are right! especially a charmander!
pulga1094 0
Correct me if I'm wrong but I think you can't "catch" a shiny charmander. You have to hatch it :)
MissKiwi315 0
you can catch one if you hack. most shinies are hacks.
Sunny_Eclipse 6
34- Oh be quiet!!
Orcina1 3
I caught a shiny woobat in Black Version without hacking
Sacul6868 0
Its very rare. 1 in a big number.
EvanM2894 1
This isn't something to FML over. Really. I'm older than you are and I've *never* had a dream about a girl. (Or even about a guy.)
turtlesarerad14 13
You're wrong :p you can find them in the wild, but it's very rare. You can hatch one, though, but that is also rare.
sunnymadhouse 7
I honestly see nothing wrong with this.. pokemon's badass. Also, the imagination is a great thing, not just for girls and what follows
Saltime 0
Why don't you Tackle me until I Harden, then we can get kinky and Vine Whip each other until I use my Water Gun on you.
sunnymadhouse 7
kinky
xojessayox 4
nom'd.
cptmorgan6 8
I'm not saying that dreaming of pokemon isn't weird, but you don't have control over your dreams. So... you're only halfway to enjoying a nice tea-bag. Now, if you start playing pokemon instead of chasing tail, then you'd probably enjoy that tea-bag.
heartbrakej 0
well at least you know nothing is wrong with you... oh wait, go get some help.
Mekeritrig 15
I'm surprised by how big Pokemon still is in North America. Seems like where I live, the UK, the Pokemon fad reached it's peak about 5 years ago.
ChibiKarr 3
It tends to be more popular with people who are nerdy. Honestly nobody who's a part of the in crowd likes Pokemon from what I've seen. The fad is over except with Nintendorks like me. But again, this is what I've seen.
whoisthisgirl 4
where I live many people- even people who aren't considered nerds love pokemon. I love it, It brings back my childhood of when I live in new jersey and would try and Have higher levels than my friend Michael lol
atsirk 0
sorry but nobody gives a shit. pokemon is awesome.. end of story.
Mekeritrig 15
Sorry you're a dork, end of story.
IndiRae 9
I live in Ireland and all my friends still love it, we don't parade around with pokeballs or anything, but it's still in our hearts:3 But seriously, 'the in crowd' how ******* old are you, twelve? As long as you know who you are and are honest with yourself, who cares how 'popular' you are. You're obviously insecure enough to the point where you have to lash out at people who actually like something that isn't 'in' Gtfo.
Mekeritrig 15
I don't understand what I wrote to make people so defensive. All I did was remark that I was surprised that Pokemon was still big in some quarters. Instead of telling me how I was wrong a couple of people get defensive and tell me to shut up and gtfo. Grow up.
IndiRae 9
Only the first paragraph was for you 415, the rest was for the first comment. Sorry, I should have clarified.
Mekeritrig 15
Yeah sorry about that. I realised only after I posted. My bad.
ScuseMePrincess 2
Trust me, Pokemon are a lot more reliable and trustworthy than girls. They lie down their lives for you without a second thought.
Khyle1396 0
Excuse me? Do Pokémon animals have boobies? I didn't think so.
ScuseMePrincess 2
Jynx does, and not all girls have boobies. That being said, I've never seen a girl that can breathe fire like a Charmander. :P
symplyme 1
yea miltank does
IndiRae 9
I think quite a few guys out there would sacrifice 'boobies' to have their own Pokemon. I know I would cut mine off if it meant getting to have one xD
salvorican 24
Nothing wrong with that. I've been thinking about gettin soulsilver ALLLLLLL day. I'm 16 years old and proud to say pokemon is still badass
kageyami 2
soulsilver is awesome^^ it would be my fave one so far
wolvelover 1
haha me to, me to.
TacoDog 0
I don't see what the problem is. I'd rather catch pokémon than fantasize. Pokémon > Humans.
zembof 3
**** ya
munkeyboom123 0
i agree.
mrahhhhh 21
For those who don't know... a "shiny" pokemon is a special one that appears in the video games. It is specially coloredversion of a regular pokemon that only appears (without cheating) by random chance. The chance of them appearing are very, very low. Thus, they are very highly valued by Pokemon players. Examples include a golden magikarp, among others that I don't remember as I haven't played the game in 3 years. The neverending quest to reach a special point or a certain level or find a rare random item that takes over so much of a person's life is one of the reasons for why I quit playing, and is also why I'll never play Farmville and constantly make fun of people on the Internet who talk about how they're 10th Prestige on Black Ops or stupid shit like that.
Jacobt24 19
Actually Black Ops has 15 prestige levels
salvorican 24
Yup :) There's also a gold ratata and a green swellow.. I would know cuz I have them lol
Xx_Dakota_xX 1
70- on what version? soul silver??
xXDirtySanchezXx 0
you use to play pokemon. haha ******