Today, I had the most exciting dream of my life. I was dreaming about catching a shiny charmander. I'm 15, and instead of dreaming of girls, I'm dreaming of Pokémon. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Today, I had a dream where I was imagining myself hooking up with a really hot girl. Not a sex dream. A dream where I was sitting in a room alone and imagining myself hooking up with this really hot girl. Even in my dreams I can only imagine. FML
Today, my high point was still being able to recite all 151 generation one Pokémon in order, from memory. I need a life. FML
Today, I fell asleep and dreamed that I had won $500,000. In my dream, I used this money to buy a new MP3 Player, and then put the rest in a term deposit. Even in my dreams, I'm the most boring person I know. FML
Today, I dreamt about a girl I sort of knew. In the dream she confessed her feelings for me, and it was the first time anyone had ever confessed that sort of thing to me. When I woke up, I found myself falling for her. The experience reminded me of my romantic loneliness. FML
Today, I had a dream that I was 25, unemployed, living with my parents, and still completely in love with someone who no longer feels the same way about me. Oh wait... it wasn't a dream. FML
Today, I woke up and realized that the "nice dream" I'd had was just about talking to people. FML
Today, I had a dream that I had secret sex with Dumbledore more than once. FML
Today, I had a very nice, long, and pleasant dream about having a girlfriend for the first time since 2010, and then I woke up. I'm right about myself, I'm going to be single for the rest of my life, and there's no point in trying to change that. FML
Today, I had a dream that I was making pancakes. I need to get out more. FML
Today, I dreamed I was wrestling an alligator. I quickly woke up to my girlfriend yelling and me holding her in a headlock. FML
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toastyjustice 5
don't we all dream of that?
kageyami 2
...that's a win seriously
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Comments (348)
2Maverick15_1992 0
Totally worth it. Girls come and go, shiny pokemon are 1 in 8192. You catch that sh*t.
zembof 3
depends on the game some it's more
richboii 0
holy shit i was weirded out when i saw gayboiis comment cause my names richboii
abby_alana 0
that's kinda sad:(
devwre 0
gay picture
skizzlerz 0
your picture is sad.
assilasaur 0
that's amazing though :D
ALEXLASFLA 0
pokemon is kewl but girls are way better
okmankk 4
gurlz can break yur heart pokemon DIE FOR YOUR ASS! and they come back
10ofSpades 3
hahahaha your even a virgin in your dreams xD
MissKiwi315 0
I like pokemon :)
jewfro311 0
do you ********** to pokémon too?
zembof 3
I do ;D
pretty_coin 11
Poké-****?? :P
practicesafesax 0
I don't quite see what the problem is here...
You_Deserve_That 2
You deserve it for sleeping while you could in fact, be playing Pokemon.