Miscellaneous: Today, I had a dream that I was 25, unemployed, living with my...

By HeadTrauma - 20/01/2009 04:23 - United States

Today, I had a dream that I was 25, unemployed, living with my parents, and still completely in love with someone who no longer feels the same way about me. Oh wait... it wasn't a dream. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2021 11:01 - United States - Pittsburgh

Today, I had a dream where I was with my last girlfriend, from five years ago. Nothing dirty. Just leaning on each other, talking, and smiling. Woke up and felt like she was really here, and now I miss her as much as when she had to leave the country. FML

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So young, so jaded

By Anonymous - 24/02/2021 13:59

Today, like every day, I scrolled through my social media feeds, seeing happy couples, people buying houses and landing their dream jobs. I, on the other hand, am a single 23 year-old man in a dead end job, who still lives with his parents. FML

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Do you remember?

By Anonymous - 18/01/2016 22:30 - United States

Today, I woke up from an amazing dream I was having about my girlfriend. We were laughing and holding hands, the kind of dream I wanted to stay asleep for. When I finally got up, I was excited to tell her about the dream but then I remembered. We broke up a week ago. FML

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By Sarsippius - 18/05/2013 05:22

Today, I took a nap, and I had a dream that my ex-girlfriend got back together with me. I woke up in a great mood. When I went back to bed, I dreamed that she broke up with me, again. FML

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Anyone can be a 7 if you try hard enough

By Anonymous - 23/09/2022 04:00

Today, I had a very nice, long, and pleasant dream about having a girlfriend for the first time since 2010, and then I woke up. I'm right about myself, I'm going to be single for the rest of my life, and there's no point in trying to change that. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/08/2014 19:50 - United States - Powell

Today, after having multiple dreams where I have a daughter with my boyfriend, I'm now emotionally attached to a child who isn't real, and I get depressed when I can't be with her in real life. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/05/2014 21:07 - United States

Today, I had a wonderful dream where I got married to the perfect guy, then had the best sex of my life on a beautiful honeymoon. The only problem is that my "husband" was the snowman from Frozen, and that I got sad when I realized it was just a dream. FML

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Kinda sus

By Anonymous - 19/04/2023 15:00 - United States - Bossier City

Today, I yet again dreamt of the girl I loved in elementary school. She isn’t the woman I wound up marrying. FML

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Sweets dreams are made of these

By jj. - 06/06/2021 00:01

Today, I had yet another dream in which my mother and I had a sweet conversation, followed by her hugging me, and telling me she loves me. Then I woke up and remembered that my once-loving mother hasn’t spoken to me in five years, and her last words to me were, "I hope you die in a fire." FML

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By Faxshadow - 07/01/2009 17:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I fell in love with a girl who used to love me. She doesn't anymore. FML

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Hagadin 0

Monday 9 February 2009 9:47

wow.. identical. I also live with my alcoholic dad, turn 26 in a couple weeks and ********** using my tears as lube

Rainbowsareshiny 0

Friday 13 February 2009 23:22

aw. well. when one door closes, a window's bound to open right? and if not...well ******* break the window its all good. be the change you wanna see?

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Hagadin 0

Monday 9 February 2009 9:47

wow.. identical. I also live with my alcoholic dad, turn 26 in a couple weeks and ********** using my tears as lube

Cjw1220 0

Monday 26 July 2010 3:59

How does that work? Is it better than lotion?

lmngrl889 14

Saturday 13 July 2013 11:45

this FML is almost identical to my life story as we. I feel for you op

beaglegal 42

Friday 14 February 2014 3:37

Well that escalated quickly.

Rainbowsareshiny 0

Friday 13 February 2009 23:22

aw. well. when one door closes, a window's bound to open right? and if not...well ******* break the window its all good. be the change you wanna see?

Tygastyle 0

Wednesday 18 February 2009 7:14

emoest shit ever....move out

rcbarnes 24

Sunday 26 February 2012 7:33

I'm more troubled by the trite error/self-correction "clever" syntax, personally.

TheBigDawg 8

Monday 23 February 2009 8:32

This is me. :S I'm a virgin, on top of all that.

Crackerman 0

Wednesday 25 February 2009 2:21

I'm five years older....but otherwise, exact same boat!

Tri_fml 5

Wednesday 25 February 2009 4:12

Lol sounds like my life.. except I have a job. My girlfriend left me, and I can't afford to rent my flat anymore, so I have to move back in with my mum next month.

spitfire921 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 5:18

wow....my sympathies friend, get yourself out there! you could get a job! i understand you about the love part though :/

MukyDaCookie 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 5:15

That rough man. If it means anything, I love the way you put it.

hondaguy_fml 0

Saturday 2 May 2009 3:51

damn....exact same boat over here! Only reason I'm jobless, and back here after being kicked out of our apartment, is because her dad doesn't like me and fired me, in return, had his daughter think I was a loser and broke up with me. He had a black eye for 2 weeks after I was done with him....I now have a restraining order on me from both of them.