Today, I took chocolax to help lose some weight before I left for Miami. Turns out it doesn't happen right away like in the movies, it happens six hours later in front of your girlfriends parents, that you've just met for the first time at a very upperclass restaurant. FML
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KennyP55
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Wait, you thought shitting your brains out at any point before the 6 hour mark would help you lose weight? Enough to notice? Wow, FYL indeed, because you're an idiot.
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hotstuff81
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Why the fuck would you do that, its called going to the gym or eating healthy instead.
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ilikeboys
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aww =[
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hapylordofdeath9
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maybe next time you should read the box
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mygiraffe
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agree
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thatguy626
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isn't that another form of bullemia?
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PeteyPablo12308
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Yes it is. Although taking laxatives ONE time and expecting to lose weight the very same day, shows a severe lack of intelligence. In fact he won't lose any weight at all. He did probably shit his pants though.
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KennyP55
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Wait, you thought shitting your brains out at any point before the 6 hour mark would help you lose weight? Enough to notice? Wow, FYL indeed, because you're an idiot.
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Peroxide
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bahahahahahaha
kenny! kenny! kenny!
kenny! kenny! kenny!
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lolzforfun228
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i notice that almost all of your comments are about the OP being an idiot. Maybe you feel the need to call others idiots because you're IQ is 34?
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Taconuggets
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Are you stalking the chap?
By the way, well played Kenny. Well played.
By the way, well played Kenny. Well played.
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Insert_Wit_Here
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This seems exactly like it would happen in the movies... Well, if you're in a comedy anyway...
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funny_story
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Why would someone take laxatives in anything BUT a comedy?
I've never seen a single action movie where the hero is crapping all over the place
I've never seen a single action movie where the hero is crapping all over the place
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mojomojo_fml
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#9:
You almost made me crap my pants from trying to stifle my laughter at work!
You almost made me crap my pants from trying to stifle my laughter at work!
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mechatron2300
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AHA me too!
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voodootrucker
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man that would be awesome
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coolster56
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I did on south park
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plethora
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There's something wrong with you if it takes 6 hours for a laxative to work.
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harro1337
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There are some laxatives which take 8-10 hours like Senokot
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crazy_cat_lady24
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No, that's normal. He would have known that if he had just read the info that comes with the pills. What is it with people just randomly taking pills without reading what they do? It's stupid and reckless.
OP, YDI for being a double idiot: once for thinking you could lose weight by taking a couple of laxatives, and once for not reading the supplied info.
Laxatives are unhealthy and dangerous, you know.
OP, YDI for being a double idiot: once for thinking you could lose weight by taking a couple of laxatives, and once for not reading the supplied info.
Laxatives are unhealthy and dangerous, you know.
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Astroman129
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It typically takes around an hour for mine to kick in when I have my colonoscopies. Then again, mine is in a liquid form, so it would take affect quicker.
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hotstuff81
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Why the fuck would you do that, its called going to the gym or eating healthy instead.
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pleasetryagain
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Maybe you should read the box next time. It usually doesn't happen right away. Also- using laxatives in movies always ends hilariously. YDI.
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Snuwishuhad
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Hopefully you use that experience as a proof of why that was a very bad idea in the first place. Don't rinse and repeat.
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lmmmr
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Using laxatives to lose weight only works if you use about 5 a day for months on end. Doing so is less healthy than anorexia. You could not deserve it more. Go to the gym and put down the pizza.
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prettytappr
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wouldn't the instructions on the box or whatever tell you that it takes six hours? YDI for not reading the directions.
eat a salad next time.
eat a salad next time.
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mojomojo_fml
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YDI just for being stupid enough to think you'd be noticebly slimmer by dinner. Hope they had fun hosing you down.