Secret sex

By anonymous - 01/12/2019 14:00 - United States - Oklahoma City

Today, I had a dream that I had secret sex with Dumbledore more than once. FML
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So....was it a magical experience?

I mean, if it was Jude Law era Dumbledore, no one blames you.

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So....was it a magical experience?

The wording is confusing. Did you have sex with Dumbledore more than once during a single dream, or did you have several separate dreams about sex with Dumbledore? Neither one is really an FML or a YDI. It's just a thing. Are you afraid that you're secretly turned on by older bearded men? Sex dreams aren't always sexy or titillating. If older bearded men turn you on, you would already know about it. And if they do, what's the big deal in it? Your personal turn-ons are your personal turn-ons. So what?

dozyrosy 1

they're probably just grossed out man

I mean, if it was Jude Law era Dumbledore, no one blames you.

Susan Yee 9

With the young or old Dumbledore?

Oh so it was you that killed him and not snape

Did he use his Elder Wand on you?

Well, that took a left turn.

You "Potterheads" are a bunch of freaks.

you shall not pass!!

Ten points to Gryffindor!!!!