By AgentOrion - 29/08/2014 04:16 - United States - Bessemer

Today, I dreamed I was wrestling an alligator. I quickly woke up to my girlfriend yelling and me holding her in a headlock. FML
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just apologize and explain the dream. i mean she will probably still be irritated but at least she knows you didnt do it for fun.

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just apologize and explain the dream. i mean she will probably still be irritated but at least she knows you didnt do it for fun.

Naturally she'll still be pretty upset, but hopefully she'll try to be understanding about it.

You literally just repeated the exact thing #1 said, you know you could always just like the comment if you agree with someone, not type the same comment

They're all on drugs and don't realize what going on

If I were OP's girlfriend, I would still be pretty upset that he thought I was an alligator

It was a dream for Pete's sake #34, you can't control that!

34 - really??

Just explain it, OP. I once dreamed I was hitting someone and punched my husband in the face. Yeah they're upset at first, but it's kind of funny once you explain.

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#2 he was dreaming OP didn't know that he had her in a headlock until he woke up so it has nothing to do with his girlfriend being ugly.

That's what they all say.

That's what the government wants you to think

Who knows, maybe she's into that kind of stuff ;)

The screams were of joy and pleasure rather than distress.

That happened to my dad once, he used to watch wrestling before he went to bed and also ended up putting my mom in a headlock.

Try to explain the dream to her, OP. She'll probably understand

Or she'll probably "snap".

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Hopefully you'd never want to put your wife in a headlock.

Paul Hogan would be proud of you!

And Hulk Hogan too.

Hogan knows best!

Didn't we just do this one? It's always elbows when we're asleep, headlock is a new one lol

i had the same case whenever my younger brother sleep beside me, resulting him to be headlock back from me.

dreams are what want to be are pretend to be.. in your dream..your girlfriend is the alligator...