By AgentOrion - 29/08/2014 04:16 - United States - Bessemer

Today, I dreamed I was wrestling an alligator. I quickly woke up to my girlfriend yelling and me holding her in a headlock. FML
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Awesomeaxel 24

just apologize and explain the dream. i mean she will probably still be irritated but at least she knows you didnt do it for fun.

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Awesomeaxel 24

just apologize and explain the dream. i mean she will probably still be irritated but at least she knows you didnt do it for fun.

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Saikon1357 25

Naturally she'll still be pretty upset, but hopefully she'll try to be understanding about it.

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Daylightscar 13

You literally just repeated the exact thing #1 said, you know you could always just like the comment if you agree with someone, not type the same comment

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SunTzu2 9

They're all on drugs and don't realize what going on

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MissSatan 16

If I were OP's girlfriend, I would still be pretty upset that he thought I was an alligator

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JBChristian 47

It was a dream for Pete's sake #34, you can't control that!

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dragonkisses28 25

Just explain it, OP. I once dreamed I was hitting someone and punched my husband in the face. Yeah they're upset at first, but it's kind of funny once you explain.

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SweetasCandy0609 28

#2 he was dreaming OP didn't know that he had her in a headlock until he woke up so it has nothing to do with his girlfriend being ugly.

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thebestofboth 20

That's what the government wants you to think

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cadillacgal79 32

That happened to my dad once, he used to watch wrestling before he went to bed and also ended up putting my mom in a headlock.

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LiliLatte 15

Try to explain the dream to her, OP. She'll probably understand

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eaglerob 20

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JBChristian 47

Hopefully you'd never want to put your wife in a headlock.

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alyoopz 10

Didn't we just do this one? It's always elbows when we're asleep, headlock is a new one lol

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Sisonduty 8

i had the same case whenever my younger brother sleep beside me, resulting him to be headlock back from me.

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vikky538 28

dreams are what want to be are pretend to be.. in your dream..your girlfriend is the alligator...

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