Today, I dreamed I was wrestling an alligator. I quickly woke up to my girlfriend yelling and me holding her in a headlock. FML
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Awesomeaxel
| 24
just apologize and explain the dream. i mean she will probably still be irritated but at least she knows you didnt do it for fun.
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Queen_bee1234
| 21
kinky.
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Awesomeaxel
| 24
just apologize and explain the dream. i mean she will probably still be irritated but at least she knows you didnt do it for fun.
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Saikon1357
| 25
Naturally she'll still be pretty upset, but hopefully she'll try to be understanding about it.
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Daylightscar
| 13
You literally just repeated the exact thing #1 said, you know you could always just like the comment if you agree with someone, not type the same comment
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SunTzu2
| 9
They're all on drugs and don't realize what going on
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MissSatan
| 16
If I were OP's girlfriend, I would still be pretty upset that he thought I was an alligator
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JBChristian
| 46
It was a dream for Pete's sake #34, you can't control that!
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brand125
| 17
34 - really??
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dragonkisses28
| 25
Just explain it, OP. I once dreamed I was hitting someone and punched my husband in the face. Yeah they're upset at first, but it's kind of funny once you explain.
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g007_fml
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Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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SweetasCandy0609
| 28
#2 he was dreaming OP didn't know that he had her in a headlock until he woke up so it has nothing to do with his girlfriend being ugly.
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g007_fml
| 5
That's what they all say.
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thebestofboth
| 20
That's what the government wants you to think
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Queen_bee1234
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kinky.
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garrett_8614
| 14
Who knows, maybe she's into that kind of stuff ;)
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enddmd
| 27
The screams were of joy and pleasure rather than distress.
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cadillacgal79
| 32
That happened to my dad once, he used to watch wrestling before he went to bed and also ended up putting my mom in a headlock.
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LiliLatte
| 15
Try to explain the dream to her, OP. She'll probably understand
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Enslaved
| 36
Or she'll probably "snap".
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eaglerob
| 20
Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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JBChristian
| 46
Hopefully you'd never want to put your wife in a headlock.
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MrDonSalvetti
| 27
Paul Hogan would be proud of you!
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martin8337
| 35
And Hulk Hogan too.
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rambleramble3
| 11
Hogan knows best!
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alyoopz
| 10
Didn't we just do this one?
It's always elbows when we're asleep, headlock is a new one lol
It's always elbows when we're asleep, headlock is a new one lol
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Sisonduty
| 8
i had the same case whenever my younger brother sleep beside me, resulting him to be headlock back from me.
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vikky538
| 28
dreams are what want to be are pretend to be.. in your dream..your girlfriend is the alligator...