Naturally she'll still be pretty upset, but hopefully she'll try to be understanding about it.

You literally just repeated the exact thing #1 said, you know you could always just like the comment if you agree with someone, not type the same comment

They're all on drugs and don't realize what going on

If I were OP's girlfriend, I would still be pretty upset that he thought I was an alligator

It was a dream for Pete's sake #34, you can't control that!

34 - really??

Just explain it, OP. I once dreamed I was hitting someone and punched my husband in the face. Yeah they're upset at first, but it's kind of funny once you explain.

#2 he was dreaming OP didn't know that he had her in a headlock until he woke up so it has nothing to do with his girlfriend being ugly.

That's what they all say.

That's what the government wants you to think

Who knows, maybe she's into that kind of stuff ;)

The screams were of joy and pleasure rather than distress.

Or she'll probably "snap".

Hopefully you'd never want to put your wife in a headlock.

And Hulk Hogan too.

Hogan knows best!