Today, I fell asleep and dreamed that I had won $500,000. In my dream, I used this money to buy a new MP3 Player, and then put the rest in a term deposit. Even in my dreams, I'm the most boring person I know. FML
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gabyta
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ahahah yeah at least u should have buy an iPod
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lettertjes
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Oh I have plenty of boring dreams. I like it. When I have a superhero dream I always wake up stressed from the responsibility of having to save the world. I prefer the boring ones.
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Allison_H
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COMMENT VIRGINITY.
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tsc32
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haha
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michael419
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I would buy a bunch of green fun plants!!! and then I shall smoketh them!
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Allison_H
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SWEET!! Anyways, maybe you should just get out more often, find some people you like, and just try to have fun.
DAFP!!
DAFP!!
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rohosoccer08
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then get out and do something! make friends!
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Xanax_Pazzo
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haha I'd def. buy a bunch of teacup yorkie puppies. and then a new iPhone cuz mine is all scratched up! lol
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iluvcucumbers
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haha your life is soo lame
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Allison_H
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Hey, comment virginity is better than first. :D
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clivealmighty
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I would save day shit too ); maybe take some out every once in a while but yeaaah xo or give some to breast cancer my aunt has breast cancer xo you can do a lot o-o
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imbatman_fml
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I would buy 100,000 $5 puppies and play with them all day.
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fertie226
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then do something about it now!! make a list of things you've always wanted to do, and start doing them!!! =]
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rohosoccer08
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a bucket list!
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dennis326us
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how s ur iPhone scratched? I was told it can never be scratched even by keys and knife.
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TheComputerGuy96
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With sandpaper you can scratch it very easily.
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dennis326us
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33 thx. I ll keep it away from sandpaper. however, who would put sandpaper and iPhone in the same pocket? :)
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Cricketiscool
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500,000 dollars for a term? You're school must be the best in the world.
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rohosoccer08
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my phone has a scrach on the screen from the thing on my pants when I pulled it out of my pocket
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zerobahamut03
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omg that's so freaking cute I might explode with just the thought. lol. let's play with them together!!! then again... what kind of puppies would cost $5.00? stuffed toy puppies?.... >_>
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rustic
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I would buy a car and awesome gaming pc and allot of other stuff xD
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buddybudda
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buy some mushrooms. buy some beer. buy som hot hookers. and you would be a fun person.
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ROFLBERRYPIE
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Why is there no IDC Button??
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BoyFromTheFuture
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way to be awesome and smart. just look for some good investments and you can dream retire early.
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Reyo
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I hate dreams like that. I always wake up, realize none of what I just experienced actually happened, and have a horrible day because of it.
Every time.
Every time.
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iSitt
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the op has good instincts.
dont be like the Greek politicians.
a half mil is NOT alot when it comes to your old age.
don't be a poopscoop for 100,000 puppies
dont be like the Greek politicians.
a half mil is NOT alot when it comes to your old age.
don't be a poopscoop for 100,000 puppies
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tweetbaby14
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yea it's very boring to get half a mil OP. if that does happen you should just give me the money since it's soooo boring.
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ladiesman14
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aww sorry babe , do you you put out ? if yes you are not boring to me.
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atticuz
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42, op is not talking about school lol fail....
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cutiepo0
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I'm not sure if there's supposed to be a difference, but I have an iPod touch, and the back was completely scratched by the case- specifically designed for iPod touch protection- ironic, no?
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sharpl916
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I destroyed north America with my overlordly power in my dreams! them firefighter didn't stand a chance!
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someguy153
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91st, cocksuckers!
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pipp360
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27 is too old to pose like that
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bezach
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by having it fall off a four story building is one way...I miss my iPod now I'm usin this one!
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Jessi2487
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new zealand sounds boring
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Crotcho_fml
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OP is stupid... if it were real life, you'd be the rich one in your older age & everyone else would still be broke. that's not "boring"
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chitown98766
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id get some pu$$y with that money.
COLLATERAL!!! COLLATERAL!!!!!!!! OH YEAH
COLLATERAL!!! COLLATERAL!!!!!!!! OH YEAH
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redpump
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#42... it's not a school's term. A term deposit is when u put money into a bank for a specific period of time at one rate.
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crashsapphire93
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It's still boring it's just a lot more profitable.
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gabyta
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ahahah yeah at least u should have buy an iPod
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do20ss
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u buy booze, drugs, and maybe a couple 'pros' and then u get fuuuuukd up, and then u get an mp3 player(cheap ass) and then with the last $800 u put in the bank, save that for bail!!!
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SarahBearXoX
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I agree ^
op who cares it means if ur also the smartest you'll be rich :)
op who cares it means if ur also the smartest you'll be rich :)
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The_Norwegian
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I call fake boobs! Or like someone else here would say, "fake bewbs".
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KitchKraft
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#90 wow that sucked. Or like someone in your profile picture would say, "FAIL"
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kaykaypopz
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At least you didn't get an iPad...
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MyChemical_fml
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thats the most fun thing EVAR.
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OMG_N3RD
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I have 1.
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xxzRAMBOzxx
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why even make an fml this bad. get a life ydi
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MrWhite139
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Great pic dude!
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ilyalwaysxoxo
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why a mp3 , why not an iPod Touch boring man or girl?
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Iloveyou101476
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girl. look at the top. smartie.
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gearskickass16
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haha for reals itouch are nice
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Sexy2die4
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Should have taken me out to dinner at the very least lol j/k
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tama_tee
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OP ydi for sitting at home and playing world of warcraft and not having a life at all
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Kazze
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You seem like a fun person.
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fsxman1
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hahahaha I'm a loser, FML more
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DeadMoose
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and how is this a fml? who f'ing cares if you're boring, get over yourself.