FML : Today, I fell asleep and dreamed that I had won $500,000. In my dream, I used this money to buy a new MP3 Player, and then put the rest in a term deposit....

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Today, I fell asleep and dreamed that I had won $500,000. In my dream, I used this money to buy a new MP3 Player, and then put the rest in a term deposit. Even in my dreams, I'm the most boring person I know. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By boring - / Monday 10 May 2010 10:14 / New Zealand

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By gabyta | 1

#990451 - Monday 10 May 2010 16:24

ahahah yeah at least u should have buy an iPod

By lettertjes | 0

#990469 - Monday 10 May 2010 16:43

Oh I have plenty of boring dreams. I like it. When I have a superhero dream I always wake up stressed from the responsibility of having to save the world. I prefer the boring ones.

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By Allison_H | 0

#990446 - Monday 10 May 2010 16:22

COMMENT VIRGINITY.

tsc32 | 2

#990447 - Monday 10 May 2010 16:22

haha

michael419 | 0

#990448 - Monday 10 May 2010 16:23

I would buy a bunch of green fun plants!!! and then I shall smoketh them!

Allison_H | 0

#990449 - Monday 10 May 2010 16:23

SWEET!! Anyways, maybe you should just get out more often, find some people you like, and just try to have fun.
DAFP!!

rohosoccer08 | 0

#990450 - Monday 10 May 2010 16:23

then get out and do something! make friends!

Xanax_Pazzo | 0

#990452 - Monday 10 May 2010 16:25

haha I'd def. buy a bunch of teacup yorkie puppies. and then a new iPhone cuz mine is all scratched up! lol

iluvcucumbers | 0

#990453 - Monday 10 May 2010 16:25

haha your life is soo lame

Allison_H | 0

#990456 - Monday 10 May 2010 16:26

Hey, comment virginity is better than first. :D

clivealmighty | 0

#990463 - Monday 10 May 2010 16:36

I would save day shit too ); maybe take some out every once in a while but yeaaah xo or give some to breast cancer my aunt has breast cancer xo you can do a lot o-o

imbatman_fml | 0

#990475 - Monday 10 May 2010 16:52

I would buy 100,000 $5 puppies and play with them all day.

fertie226 | 1

#990476 - Monday 10 May 2010 16:53

then do something about it now!! make a list of things you've always wanted to do, and start doing them!!! =]

rohosoccer08 | 0

#990482 - Monday 10 May 2010 17:00

a bucket list!

dennis326us | 0

#990483 - Monday 10 May 2010 17:02

how s ur iPhone scratched? I was told it can never be scratched even by keys and knife.

TheComputerGuy96 | 14

#990484 - Monday 10 May 2010 17:06

With sandpaper you can scratch it very easily.

dennis326us | 0

#990489 - Monday 10 May 2010 17:12

33 thx. I ll keep it away from sandpaper. however, who would put sandpaper and iPhone in the same pocket? :)

Cricketiscool | 0

#990499 - Monday 10 May 2010 17:24

500,000 dollars for a term? You're school must be the best in the world.

rohosoccer08 | 0

#990501 - Monday 10 May 2010 17:24

my phone has a scrach on the screen from the thing on my pants when I pulled it out of my pocket

zerobahamut03 | 2

#990511 - Monday 10 May 2010 17:46

omg that's so freaking cute I might explode with just the thought. lol. let's play with them together!!! then again... what kind of puppies would cost $5.00? stuffed toy puppies?.... >_>

rustic | 0

#990512 - Monday 10 May 2010 17:46

I would buy a car and awesome gaming pc and allot of other stuff xD

buddybudda | 0

#990515 - Monday 10 May 2010 17:52

buy some mushrooms. buy some beer. buy som hot hookers. and you would be a fun person.

ROFLBERRYPIE | 0

#990516 - Monday 10 May 2010 17:53

Why is there no IDC Button??

BoyFromTheFuture | 0

#990518 - Monday 10 May 2010 18:04

way to be awesome and smart. just look for some good investments and you can dream retire early.

Reyo | 2

#990532 - Monday 10 May 2010 19:01

I hate dreams like that. I always wake up, realize none of what I just experienced actually happened, and have a horrible day because of it.

Every time.

iSitt | 0

#990552 - Monday 10 May 2010 20:25

the op has good instincts.
dont be like the Greek politicians.
a half mil is NOT alot when it comes to your old age.

don't be a poopscoop for 100,000 puppies

tweetbaby14 | 17

#990555 - Monday 10 May 2010 20:50

yea it's very boring to get half a mil OP. if that does happen you should just give me the money since it's soooo boring.

ladiesman14 | 0

#990586 - Monday 10 May 2010 22:52

aww sorry babe , do you you put out ? if yes you are not boring to me.

atticuz | 2

#990612 - Tuesday 11 May 2010 0:21

42, op is not talking about school lol fail....

cutiepo0 | 0

#990660 - Tuesday 11 May 2010 2:58

I'm not sure if there's supposed to be a difference, but I have an iPod touch, and the back was completely scratched by the case- specifically designed for iPod touch protection- ironic, no?

sharpl916 | 0

#990664 - Tuesday 11 May 2010 3:05

I destroyed north America with my overlordly power in my dreams! them firefighter didn't stand a chance!

someguy153 | 0

#990680 - Tuesday 11 May 2010 3:49

91st, cocksuckers!

pipp360 | 0

#990695 - Tuesday 11 May 2010 4:15

27 is too old to pose like that

bezach | 0

#990767 - Tuesday 11 May 2010 7:46

by having it fall off a four story building is one way...I miss my iPod now I'm usin this one!

Jessi2487 | 0

#990772 - Tuesday 11 May 2010 7:59

new zealand sounds boring

Crotcho_fml | 0

#990782 - Tuesday 11 May 2010 8:27

OP is stupid... if it were real life, you'd be the rich one in your older age & everyone else would still be broke. that's not "boring"

chitown98766 | 0

#990789 - Tuesday 11 May 2010 8:46

id get some pu$$y with that money.
COLLATERAL!!! COLLATERAL!!!!!!!! OH YEAH

redpump | 0

#990834 - Tuesday 11 May 2010 14:30

#42... it's not a school's term. A term deposit is when u put money into a bank for a specific period of time at one rate.

crashsapphire93 | 4

#1384301 - Friday 10 September 2010 21:45

It's still boring it's just a lot more profitable.

By gabyta | 1

#990451 - Monday 10 May 2010 16:24

ahahah yeah at least u should have buy an iPod

do20ss | 4

#990488 - Monday 10 May 2010 17:11

u buy booze, drugs, and maybe a couple 'pros' and then u get fuuuuukd up, and then u get an mp3 player(cheap ass) and then with the last $800 u put in the bank, save that for bail!!!