Today, I had the most exciting dream of my life. I was dreaming about catching a shiny charmander. I'm 15, and instead of dreaming of girls, I'm dreaming of Pokémon. FML
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Today, I had a dream where I was imagining myself hooking up with a really hot girl. Not a sex dream. A dream where I was sitting in a room alone and imagining myself hooking up with this really hot girl. Even in my dreams I can only imagine. FML
Today, my high point was still being able to recite all 151 generation one Pokémon in order, from memory. I need a life. FML
Today, I fell asleep and dreamed that I had won $500,000. In my dream, I used this money to buy a new MP3 Player, and then put the rest in a term deposit. Even in my dreams, I'm the most boring person I know. FML
Today, I dreamt about a girl I sort of knew. In the dream she confessed her feelings for me, and it was the first time anyone had ever confessed that sort of thing to me. When I woke up, I found myself falling for her. The experience reminded me of my romantic loneliness. FML
Today, I had a dream that I was 25, unemployed, living with my parents, and still completely in love with someone who no longer feels the same way about me. Oh wait... it wasn't a dream. FML
Today, I woke up and realized that the "nice dream" I'd had was just about talking to people. FML
Today, I had a dream that I had secret sex with Dumbledore more than once. FML
Today, I had a very nice, long, and pleasant dream about having a girlfriend for the first time since 2010, and then I woke up. I'm right about myself, I'm going to be single for the rest of my life, and there's no point in trying to change that. FML
Today, I had a dream that I was making pancakes. I need to get out more. FML
Today, I dreamed I was wrestling an alligator. I quickly woke up to my girlfriend yelling and me holding her in a headlock. FML
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toastyjustice 5
don't we all dream of that?
kageyami 2
...that's a win seriously
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Comments (348)
cumverg 0
Ay gurl, lemme Squirttle on them Jigglypuffs
ScuseMePrincess 2
Lemme Zapdos pants off you.
Bananaa122 0
HAHA. win
shyshy96 4
I am a 15 year old girl and dreamt the same thing only diffrence was mine is yu-gi-oh
IndiRae 9
Which is ******* lame. If this FML would have been about that instead of Pokemon, there would have been ten times more YDIs
vvmativv 8
yugioh was a good show when I was younger, but it's not on the same level ad pokemon though. I do find the card game rather entertaining though which I still occasionally play weekly with mate. Ccan't fathom why the person above posted hate though.. Serious case of 'my opinion is better than yours so you're wrong' attitude.
showmeyourears 19
I'm a 16 year old girl and I'm gonna have to say I'm quite jealous that you had that dream. I would kill to catch a shiny Pokemon. ._.
rebecca1992 0
if you were in you're 30's then yes FML, but alot of teens play... I personally don't get the point....
minidinosaurgoes 9
smosh is in their 20's and they still love Pokemon.
shockhead101 6
you need to get some trim
glitchedgamer 0
But dude, Shiny Charizard looks awesome!
FuckkYourrLifee2 0
once you catch all the pokemon , the girls will LOVE you . girls just love pokemon ya know
tr3vst3r 5
it's better to catch pokémon than to catch an STD, or even catch a baby when you're catchin 'em all.
Crncj 0
that's a win in some situations
PenguinInDress 6
I swear 3 seconds before I saw this I was singing the pokemon theme song, and yes, I'm 15 too! POKEMON,GOTTA CATCH'EM ALL Sth sth sth YOU TEACH ME & I'LL TEACH YOU POKEMOOOON GOTTA CATCH'EM ALL *Super geek smile* :D
pretty_coin 11
Haha yeah, me too!!!! Btw OP thats nothing to complain about! I'm a girl here, I'm 15 and haha thats awesome, I dream about pokemon heaps too! It's natural, pokemon is just that amazing!