About Mazochyst
I live in Hawaii (NOT Paradise!!) and I love: Supernatural Star Trek: Next Generation Big Bang Theory Futurama Family Guy 1,000 Ways To Die Comedy Central Presents Kuroshitsuji (Black Butler) Akuma De Sourou (Devil Beside You) Hana Yori Dango (Boys over Flowers) Goong (Princess Hours) It Started With A Kiss I go onto FML when I need to know that my day could get much, MUCH worse.
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Mazochyst's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out that my dad hides his Viagra from my mom by keeping it in an Aspirin container. Now I have a terrible headache and a boner. FML

By sickkid - / Monday 23 November 2009 18:05 / United States
By Anonymous / Monday 2 January 2012 17:30 / United States
By preggers / Wednesday 30 November 2011 14:57 / Canada
By Dickhead / Friday 25 November 2011 15:02 / Lebanon
By Anonymous - / Friday 28 October 2011 23:39 / United States