By Username - 27/01/2011 17:40 - Romania 5 1 30 14 Today, I was running late for school because I had a huge stomach ache. To save on time, I took a taxi. When the taxi driver hit a bump, I lost control of my bowels and shit myself. Not only do I have to wash my underwear in the sink at school now, but I had to pay the driver extra to remove the smell from his car. FML I agree, your life sucks 32 086 You deserved it 5 693 Tweet Share
By Adrian16 - 18/01/2010 11:01 - Norway 7 3 8 119 Today, I was vacuuming our house because I wanted to help my parents. I wore a headset while listening to REALLY loud music. The vacuuming job took me two hours and when I took of my headset I noticed that I hadn't started the vacuum cleaner. FML I agree, your life sucks 11 403 You deserved it 65 659 Tweet Share
By iross - 23/10/2009 19:19 - United States 8 1 40 17 Today, I was driving on the freeway. I shut my windows and sunroof when I started to feel heavy rain hitting me in the face and shoulder. I was confused by the rain because the sun was bright and there was blue, cloudless sky. Then I saw the large trash truck in front of me spewing "trash juice". FML I agree, your life sucks 38 710 You deserved it 3 298 Tweet Share