Today, I had the most exciting dream of my life. I was dreaming about catching a shiny charmander. I'm 15, and instead of dreaming of girls, I'm dreaming of Pokémon. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Today, I had a dream where I was imagining myself hooking up with a really hot girl. Not a sex dream. A dream where I was sitting in a room alone and imagining myself hooking up with this really hot girl. Even in my dreams I can only imagine. FML
Today, my high point was still being able to recite all 151 generation one Pokémon in order, from memory. I need a life. FML
Today, I fell asleep and dreamed that I had won $500,000. In my dream, I used this money to buy a new MP3 Player, and then put the rest in a term deposit. Even in my dreams, I'm the most boring person I know. FML
Today, I dreamt about a girl I sort of knew. In the dream she confessed her feelings for me, and it was the first time anyone had ever confessed that sort of thing to me. When I woke up, I found myself falling for her. The experience reminded me of my romantic loneliness. FML
Today, I had a dream that I was 25, unemployed, living with my parents, and still completely in love with someone who no longer feels the same way about me. Oh wait... it wasn't a dream. FML
Today, I woke up and realized that the "nice dream" I'd had was just about talking to people. FML
Today, I had a dream that I had secret sex with Dumbledore more than once. FML
Today, I had a very nice, long, and pleasant dream about having a girlfriend for the first time since 2010, and then I woke up. I'm right about myself, I'm going to be single for the rest of my life, and there's no point in trying to change that. FML
Today, I had a dream that I was making pancakes. I need to get out more. FML
Today, I dreamed I was wrestling an alligator. I quickly woke up to my girlfriend yelling and me holding her in a headlock. FML
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toastyjustice 5
don't we all dream of that?
kageyami 2
...that's a win seriously
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Comments (348)
pinpat 2
i have a shiny charizard, lvl. 98 do u want to trade??
zembof 3
YES!!!!!
okmankk 4
he'll ya
Mario5491 5
I have one level 100 whos up for a tradr
Xx_Dakota_xX 1
well I have like 20 rayquazas whos up for a trade? ;D
Babydoll4ever 7
there could've been a squirtle here or there :3
ryanbeast1124 0
pokemon kicks ass, especially shiny ones
Tiger171 13
You are my dream guy... besides at least you don't have to change your sheets in the morning.
savvyjiggly11 0
I'm not seeing where this is bad...
miss_fab 0
that is just sad ?
Sunny_Eclipse 6
No, that picture of a mutated and obviously abused cat is sad.
Keirakun 0
I see nothing wrong here.
lukotheboss2 0
what's so bad about that? pokémon is THE SHIT
Ur1Temptazian 0
you're only 15, hold on to your childhood you'll be an adult for the rest of your life
brokenpromisespr 0
...and the bad thing about that is?? :D