Today, I got asked on a date. I was later told we had to cancel. Why? My ex is parked in front of his house and he is afraid to leave. FML
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ollie179
| 21
that is why god invented cops.
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XxbubblegumkizxX
| 8
o.O thats not creepy...
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jokerrose57
| 0
sucks
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imosim
| 0
exit through the back door?
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jordinomoose
| 0
fight em...
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PushMyButtons
| 5
oh that's bit creepy at all.....o.0
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PushMyButtons
| 5
*Not
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chlorinegreen
| 27
I guess the guy can't pick up the phone and call the cops for having the ex sitting outside his house while making him feel threatened. I would feel scared too though. FYL
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boyguydudemalema
| 0
shiz!! now you have to fight that one +6 more evil exes!
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ILUVMSC
| 5
clingy!
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enonymous
| 8
Please tell me it was an elementary kid who just slipped in mud outside
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ScaughtieHolden
| 11
40, he's not clingy. He's at her new boyfriend's house. Stalk-y.
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KingGeorgeGal
| 12
Awkward.. This is a situation when you go to the guys house to pick him up and if your ex trys to stop you, then you drop kick his ass.
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Kn0wledge123
| 21
Time to get a gun.
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bitchslapped22
| 14
Tell your date to go Scott Pilgrim on his ass!
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juicedboi
| 7
Tell your date to man up a bit. Not trying to sound "hard" but you can't be that easily intimidated. All this assuming the guy isn't known for being a gun nut.
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scrapmetal58
| 9
How the bloody hell did your ex know with whom and when you're going on a date?
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zuzupetalsYO
| 11
haha reeeed neeeeeecks
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BooGhosted
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95 I hope that's not your solution to your problems !
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the101dan
| 0
where in ak are you, op? :o
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XxbubblegumkizxX
| 8
o.O thats not creepy...
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I_iz_B_a_troll
| 23
not at all, I do that all the time ;)
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Blazingcrono
| 6
I thought you stalk under besides, not houses :/
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Blazingcrono
| 6
bridges*
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ryry98
| 7
4!!! yay!!! I'm close to first... for once and ram into his car!!:p
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JesusFishTaco
| 5
Cool story bro.
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ImInABox
| 6
Psycho ex boyfriend? What the hell kind of stuff did you put the poor guy on? Did you do a spell to make him love you only for you to dump him and now he's undeniably in love and will stop at nothing to get you back? O_o
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JesusFishTaco
| 5
I wasn't aware that there could only be psycho ex-girlfriends...
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sourgirl101
| 28
I don't think 5 implied that only ex-boyfriends could be psychos.(:
The OP's ex sounds like a control freak and needs to be put in his place that it's over. I can't really say I blame that guy for canceling. Those strings attached to you seem to have a little too much crazy with it.
The OP's ex sounds like a control freak and needs to be put in his place that it's over. I can't really say I blame that guy for canceling. Those strings attached to you seem to have a little too much crazy with it.
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JesusFishTaco
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Yeah, I started to think that too once I reread the comment and thought about it a little more. Curse my impulsive commenting.
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heyy17
| 10
he's an EX for a reason
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aliadnan708
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call the cops n say ur theirs a spy infront of the house and the spy might be working with Al-qudia lol
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wat11115
| 0
if he's a spy don't let his sap your tele
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anorexicbarbie
| 8
16 Spy sappin' mah sentry! I was just playing The Orange Box too..
7 Don't you mean Al-Qaeda? Al "qudia" made me make unladylike sounds. Nice try though.
7 Don't you mean Al-Qaeda? Al "qudia" made me make unladylike sounds. Nice try though.
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monzach
| 5
7 I really wish I knew what you were saying. but your caveman talk confuses me
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Ns_Visual
| 0
that might have worked if you spelled Al-Qaeda right...
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OreoKami
| 0
hahaha yea cave man talk ohh eeee guunnba gooddsss
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awwweczzz
| 0
cavemen don't wear shirts. coincidence? that's wut u seem to b missing
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whirlednews
| 8
Your spelling is atrocious.
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ollie179
| 21
that is why god invented cops.
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Metal_Chick
| 15
Too bad they always show up 30mins late. But on the other hand, better late than never. Umm..right?
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JesusFishTaco
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Not if you're dead.
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BrittanyPernell6
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at if they show up 30 mins late there will be a pizza by then!:D
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a_nutritionist
| 10
god invented cops? this puts a whole new spin on the bible.
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KingGeorgeGal
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Just an expression, we don't need your smart ass comments(:
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strochenakilo23
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the correct term for this would be that god CREATED cops. humans are not inventions.
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BooGhosted
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Are you sure!? I checked the dictionary and it says we're inventions! ;)
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turkishjew
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when seconds matter, the police are only minutes away
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Ashes628
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hmmm someone is a creeper/stalker
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Thanatos1206
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Is it me?!
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Randuhh_17
| 4
that little eye thing you got goin' on there....makes you qualified...yes.
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vampire1618
| 5
Just saying, I love your picture.
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ILoveEggnog
| 7
Where in Alaska are you? I can make him move in exchange for a sandwich.
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1luckys0b
| 0
I hear that I'm in anchorage
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BrittanyPernell6
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anchorage girl right here:)
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WTFGOTOHELL
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love your bio Eggnog. lol those are my face people too along with perdix
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iAmScrubs
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He will eventually make a run for his car, but he will be so nervous that he will press his foot on reverse and go backwards straight into his house.