By nolove4me - 29/06/2011 20:41 - United States

Today, I got asked on a date. I was later told we had to cancel. Why? My ex is parked in front of his house and he is afraid to leave. FML
I agree, your life sucks 45 775
You deserved it 3 951

Add a comment

You must be logged in to be able to post comments!

Top comments

that is why god invented cops.

o.O thats not creepy...

Comments

exit through the back door?

oh that's bit creepy at all.....o.0

I guess the guy can't pick up the phone and call the cops for having the ex sitting outside his house while making him feel threatened. I would feel scared too though. FYL

shiz!! now you have to fight that one +6 more evil exes!

Please tell me it was an elementary kid who just slipped in mud outside

40, he's not clingy. He's at her new boyfriend's house. Stalk-y.

Awkward.. This is a situation when you go to the guys house to pick him up and if your ex trys to stop you, then you drop kick his ass.

Time to get a gun.

Tell your date to go Scott Pilgrim on his ass!

Tell your date to man up a bit. Not trying to sound "hard" but you can't be that easily intimidated. All this assuming the guy isn't known for being a gun nut.

How the bloody hell did your ex know with whom and when you're going on a date?

haha reeeed neeeeeecks

95 I hope that's not your solution to your problems !

where in ak are you, op? :o

o.O thats not creepy...

not at all, I do that all the time ;)

I thought you stalk under besides, not houses :/

4!!! yay!!! I'm close to first... for once and ram into his car!!:p

Psycho ex boyfriend? What the hell kind of stuff did you put the poor guy on? Did you do a spell to make him love you only for you to dump him and now he's undeniably in love and will stop at nothing to get you back? O_o

I wasn't aware that there could only be psycho ex-girlfriends...

I don't think 5 implied that only ex-boyfriends could be psychos.(: The OP's ex sounds like a control freak and needs to be put in his place that it's over. I can't really say I blame that guy for canceling. Those strings attached to you seem to have a little too much crazy with it.

Yeah, I started to think that too once I reread the comment and thought about it a little more. Curse my impulsive commenting.

he's an EX for a reason

call the cops n say ur theirs a spy infront of the house and the spy might be working with Al-qudia lol

if he's a spy don't let his sap your tele

16 Spy sappin' mah sentry! I was just playing The Orange Box too.. 7 Don't you mean Al-Qaeda? Al "qudia" made me make unladylike sounds. Nice try though.

7 I really wish I knew what you were saying. but your caveman talk confuses me

that might have worked if you spelled Al-Qaeda right...

hahaha yea cave man talk ohh eeee guunnba gooddsss

cavemen don't wear shirts. coincidence? that's wut u seem to b missing

Your spelling is atrocious.

that is why god invented cops.

Too bad they always show up 30mins late. But on the other hand, better late than never. Umm..right?

Not if you're dead.

at if they show up 30 mins late there will be a pizza by then!:D

god invented cops? this puts a whole new spin on the bible.

Just an expression, we don't need your smart ass comments(:

the correct term for this would be that god CREATED cops. humans are not inventions.

Are you sure!? I checked the dictionary and it says we're inventions! ;)

when seconds matter, the police are only minutes away

hmmm someone is a creeper/stalker

that little eye thing you got goin' on there....makes you qualified...yes.

Just saying, I love your picture.

Where in Alaska are you? I can make him move in exchange for a sandwich.

I hear that I'm in anchorage

anchorage girl right here:)

love your bio Eggnog. lol those are my face people too along with perdix

He will eventually make a run for his car, but he will be so nervous that he will press his foot on reverse and go backwards straight into his house.