By nolove4me - 29/06/2011 20:41 - United States

Today, I got asked on a date. I was later told we had to cancel. Why? My ex is parked in front of his house and he is afraid to leave. FML
I agree, your life sucks 45 844
You deserved it 3 968

Same thing different taste

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XxbubblegumkizxX 8


PushMyButtons 5

oh that's bit creepy at all.....o.0

chlorinegreen 27

I guess the guy can't pick up the phone and call the cops for having the ex sitting outside his house while making him feel threatened. I would feel scared too though. FYL

boyguydudemalema 0

shiz!! now you have to fight that one +6 more evil exes!

enonymous 8

Please tell me it was an elementary kid who just slipped in mud outside

40, he's not clingy. He's at her new boyfriend's house. Stalk-y.

KingGeorgeGal 12

Awkward.. This is a situation when you go to the guys house to pick him up and if your ex trys to stop you, then you drop kick his ass.

Kn0wledge123 21
bitchslapped22 14

Tell your date to go Scott Pilgrim on his ass!

juicedboi 7

Tell your date to man up a bit. Not trying to sound "hard" but you can't be that easily intimidated. All this assuming the guy isn't known for being a gun nut.

How the bloody hell did your ex know with whom and when you're going on a date?

zuzupetalsYO 11
BooGhosted 0

95 I hope that's not your solution to your problems !

ryry98 7

4!!! yay!!! I'm close to first... for once and ram into his car!!:p

Psycho ex boyfriend? What the hell kind of stuff did you put the poor guy on? Did you do a spell to make him love you only for you to dump him and now he's undeniably in love and will stop at nothing to get you back? O_o

I wasn't aware that there could only be psycho ex-girlfriends...

sourgirl101 28

I don't think 5 implied that only ex-boyfriends could be psychos.(: The OP's ex sounds like a control freak and needs to be put in his place that it's over. I can't really say I blame that guy for canceling. Those strings attached to you seem to have a little too much crazy with it.

Yeah, I started to think that too once I reread the comment and thought about it a little more. Curse my impulsive commenting.

call the cops n say ur theirs a spy infront of the house and the spy might be working with Al-qudia lol

wat11115 0

if he's a spy don't let his sap your tele

16 Spy sappin' mah sentry! I was just playing The Orange Box too.. 7 Don't you mean Al-Qaeda? Al "qudia" made me make unladylike sounds. Nice try though.

7 I really wish I knew what you were saying. but your caveman talk confuses me

Ns_Visual 0

that might have worked if you spelled Al-Qaeda right...

hahaha yea cave man talk ohh eeee guunnba gooddsss

awwweczzz 0

cavemen don't wear shirts. coincidence? that's wut u seem to b missing

Metal_Chick 15

Too bad they always show up 30mins late. But on the other hand, better late than never. Umm..right?

BrittanyPernell6 0

at if they show up 30 mins late there will be a pizza by then!:D

a_nutritionist 10

god invented cops? this puts a whole new spin on the bible.

KingGeorgeGal 12

Just an expression, we don't need your smart ass comments(:

the correct term for this would be that god CREATED cops. humans are not inventions.

BooGhosted 0

Are you sure!? I checked the dictionary and it says we're inventions! ;)

turkishjew 0

when seconds matter, the police are only minutes away

Ashes628 0

hmmm someone is a creeper/stalker

Randuhh_17 4

that little eye thing you got goin' on there....makes you qualified...yes.

Where in Alaska are you? I can make him move in exchange for a sandwich.

1luckys0b 0

I hear that I'm in anchorage

BrittanyPernell6 0

love your bio Eggnog. lol those are my face people too along with perdix

iAmScrubs 19

He will eventually make a run for his car, but he will be so nervous that he will press his foot on reverse and go backwards straight into his house.