Today, I had the most exciting dream of my life. I was dreaming about catching a shiny charmander. I'm 15, and instead of dreaming of girls, I'm dreaming of Pokémon. FML
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Today, I had a dream where I was imagining myself hooking up with a really hot girl. Not a sex dream. A dream where I was sitting in a room alone and imagining myself hooking up with this really hot girl. Even in my dreams I can only imagine. FML
Today, my high point was still being able to recite all 151 generation one Pokémon in order, from memory. I need a life. FML
Today, I fell asleep and dreamed that I had won $500,000. In my dream, I used this money to buy a new MP3 Player, and then put the rest in a term deposit. Even in my dreams, I'm the most boring person I know. FML
Today, I dreamt about a girl I sort of knew. In the dream she confessed her feelings for me, and it was the first time anyone had ever confessed that sort of thing to me. When I woke up, I found myself falling for her. The experience reminded me of my romantic loneliness. FML
Today, I had a dream that I was 25, unemployed, living with my parents, and still completely in love with someone who no longer feels the same way about me. Oh wait... it wasn't a dream. FML
Today, I woke up and realized that the "nice dream" I'd had was just about talking to people. FML
Today, I had a dream that I had secret sex with Dumbledore more than once. FML
Today, I had a very nice, long, and pleasant dream about having a girlfriend for the first time since 2010, and then I woke up. I'm right about myself, I'm going to be single for the rest of my life, and there's no point in trying to change that. FML
Today, I had a dream that I was making pancakes. I need to get out more. FML
Today, I dreamed I was wrestling an alligator. I quickly woke up to my girlfriend yelling and me holding her in a headlock. FML
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toastyjustice 5
don't we all dream of that?
kageyami 2
...that's a win seriously
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Avalanches 9
I'd give both my nuts and my dick for pokemon to be real. Who needs girls when you have pokemon?...wait, that came out wrong. Most of my friends dream about chicks... I dream about Minecraft - with pokemon in it!I'd give both my nuts and my dick for pokemon to be real. Who needs girls when you have
Blade4141 0
I love minecraft to
vvmativv 8
everyone knows girls dig guys with shiny pokemon. gotta catch em all
ottercat13 0
I'm 57 years old and I met my wife through pokemon, she's a hot Russian blond who traded me an articuno for my zapdos
kageyami 2
too true :)
cptmorgan6 8
Oh sorry, I thought he said 'I dream about blowing a pen'. My mistake.
Vonneil 0
Ewww pokemon....
Sunny_Eclipse 6
Look at my icon picture. Tell me, are just girls better than young children gettin' hot with awesome Pokémon? I think not.
zembof 3
**** you niger
javierrrrm 12
so did you catch it?
babycake69 5
lol I'm a chick and I dream of it alot and I'm 15 too
Bella_is_my_name 4
pokémon is the best thing ever. feel proud (;
RyanMacVey 17
well played #69
ThorneCrossed 9
bro, a shiny charmander is way more exciting than sex that isn't actually happening
xixifwadi 0
If u do catch that charmander and tell a girl about it u could catch her too sexy!