Today, I had the most exciting dream of my life. I was dreaming about catching a shiny charmander. I'm 15, and instead of dreaming of girls, I'm dreaming of Pokémon. FML
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Today, I had a dream where I was imagining myself hooking up with a really hot girl. Not a sex dream. A dream where I was sitting in a room alone and imagining myself hooking up with this really hot girl. Even in my dreams I can only imagine. FML
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Today, I fell asleep and dreamed that I had won $500,000. In my dream, I used this money to buy a new MP3 Player, and then put the rest in a term deposit. Even in my dreams, I'm the most boring person I know. FML
Today, I dreamt about a girl I sort of knew. In the dream she confessed her feelings for me, and it was the first time anyone had ever confessed that sort of thing to me. When I woke up, I found myself falling for her. The experience reminded me of my romantic loneliness. FML
Today, I had a dream that I was 25, unemployed, living with my parents, and still completely in love with someone who no longer feels the same way about me. Oh wait... it wasn't a dream. FML
Today, I woke up and realized that the "nice dream" I'd had was just about talking to people. FML
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Today, I had a very nice, long, and pleasant dream about having a girlfriend for the first time since 2010, and then I woke up. I'm right about myself, I'm going to be single for the rest of my life, and there's no point in trying to change that. FML
Today, I had a dream that I was making pancakes. I need to get out more. FML
Today, I dreamed I was wrestling an alligator. I quickly woke up to my girlfriend yelling and me holding her in a headlock. FML
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toastyjustice 5
don't we all dream of that?
kageyami 2
...that's a win seriously
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Comments (348)
NinjaInTheSky 5
What's wrong with that?
lamAzn 0
not gon happen unless hacks
cp399 14
Maybe he's pokesexual
penguinazul 13
You know, I never thought of Charmanders being "shiny".
Outsider_77 0
on the other hand, the pokemon in your picture emits a wonderful shining glow
Barbarossa_fml 0
... there are shiny versions... *facepalm*
LASERZ7 4
u would know
penguinazul 13
Yeah, but I mean like, if they were to exist in real life. I don't think it'd be shiny, and I'm not talking about a special, flashy charmander; I'm talking about the original charmander. But then again, if he's supposed to be anything like a salamander, he probably would be kind of shiny. So maybe my thought processes are wrong.
kageyami 2
.....shiny pokemon aren't really shiny. they're just different to the normal ones
Alphonsuuuu 0
...you know, like black charizards and red gyarados. Shinies.
turtlesarerad14 13
What the heck, guys? "Shiny" pokemon are a rare, special kind of pokemon that are not the same color as the others of their kind. In the game, when you're battling them, they DO shine.
LolaD18 1
Dude, Pokèmon are way better than girls. Girls have coodies. Eww.
magentaballoon15 8
*cooties
magentaballoon15 8
*cooties
miss_fab 0
ur pic is of a girl I wouldn't be talking
Palindrome_Girl 10
16 was joking
lulututu 4
I don't understand why some people don't have a sense of humor. I love pokemon:)
itsbritneybixchh 0
WIN
3DGprodigy15 0
you are a win;)
Fmylife107 5
Doesn't everyone?
Outsider_77 0
it's ok. once you catch them all, you get life long bragging rights.
DeathMaple 3
Ahhh the elusive black charmander
aaaahhDamn 0
lol shiny charmander is a light orange. only shiny charizard is black.
ottercat13 0
the charmanders not black it turns black when it evolves into charzard
BigWiggly 0
Dude your a pokenoob. Get your facts straight!
Xxak907xX 0
actually, charmander is bright orange when shiny. charizard is black. get your facts straight before you post! jk
Orcina1 3
sooo many Pokémon burns! I love it!!!
ArcticIce160 0
boi
chouter21 10
get a real girl
rattusrattus 18
^ Get a real charmander.
YayFlameWarz 9
was it a female charmander?
mea_iloveskiing 26
I chuckled :)
afilingcabinet 0
what if the charmander you caught was female
atsirk 0
that would result in a win win situation
jacomarine89 5
Just give up you will never catch them all.
cgchamp89 7
it's "catch 'em all". Get it right.
ScuseMePrincess 2
30 was talking about girls. lol
Fmylife107 5
Excuse me! I have caught and evolved every single Pokemon! In fact, I have one of every Pokemon and every evolution! So ha!