Health and Poopoo peepee: Repetition

Repetition

By DefinitelyNotMyMeds - 22/02/2019 20:00 - Canada

Today, just like everyday, I opened my med box, took out a blister pack and took one of the pills before putting the pack back in the box. Today, not like everyday, I had diarrhea. Turns out one of the packs was laxatives put in my med box by my boyfriend because they looked the same as my meds. FML

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Same thing different taste

By sofakingweetodit - 18/10/2010 12:44 - United States

Today, in preparation for a presentation at work, I decided to take a handful of vitamins to fight my cold. As I was putting the bottles away, I noticed one of them was a laxative. FML

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You deserved it 35 331

By anonymous - 16/09/2013 05:35 - United States - Hillsboro

Today, a lady stormed into the pharmacy I work at and chewed me out because the medicine I sold her the day before gave her horrible diarrhea as a "side effect". I checked, and it was the medicine she asked for - laxatives. FML

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You deserved it 2 716

By Anonymous - 09/08/2019 14:00

Today, I was prescribed two different medications. I was also informed that they will both give me diarrhea for the next two weeks. FML

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You deserved it 100

By Anonymous - 09/01/2014 19:02 - United States - Converse

Today, like every day since my wife was prescribed antibiotics for an infection, I had to hide one of the pills inside her food, because she'd apparently rather fall seriously ill than swallow them like an adult. FML

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You deserved it 4 535

A step too far

By Anonymous - 10/12/2010 02:23 - United States

Today, one my friends died. All my crying gave me a headache, so I asked my boyfriend to bring me some aspirin. My headache didn't go away. Instead, I got diarrhea because my boyfriend gave me laxatives instead of aspirin as a "joke" to cheer me up. FML

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You deserved it 4 397

Asshole

By Anonymous - 30/04/2015 17:33 - United Kingdom - Limavady

Today, someone at work took my delicate medication out of the fridge to make room for their lunch. Now my medication has expired. FML

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You deserved it 2 888

By Druggie - 07/02/2017 09:00 - United States - Culver City

Today, after a week of being tired and depressed, I realized my bottles for anti-depressants and muscle relaxants had gotten switched around. FML

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You deserved it 1 493

By VoiceMail - 09/04/2011 12:53 - Australia

Today, when I picked up my repeat subscription of anti-anxiety medication, they had changed the packaging to be more 'child safe'. Now it's so hard to get the pills out that I had an anxiety attack trying to take one. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 252

You deserved it 7 860

By fuckmyliiiiiiife - 01/05/2009 01:40 - United States

Today, I woke up with the worst cold, ever. My nose was running like crazy and my eyes were all puffy. So I stumbled over to the medicine cabinet and took what I thought were three tylenol cold's. Two hours later I'm still sick and I can't leave the bathroom. They were laxatives. FML

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You deserved it 25 965

By fijiflu - 05/11/2015 21:31

Today, at work in a call center, I went into my locker to get my pain pills from a recent surgery. When I opened the bottle, half my pills spread all over the floor. My boss walked by and said, "I knew it!" FML

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You deserved it 1 543

RichardPencil 30

Saturday 23 February 2019 3:21

Waving the bullshit flag. Each drug has a unique combination of shape, size, color and code printed on it. You were just careless.

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Saturday 23 February 2019 17:30

Why would your boyfriend be putting your pills in your med box anyway?

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RichardPencil 30

Saturday 23 February 2019 3:21

Waving the bullshit flag. Each drug has a unique combination of shape, size, color and code printed on it. You were just careless.

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Saturday 23 February 2019 17:30

Why would your boyfriend be putting your pills in your med box anyway?

Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15

Saturday 23 February 2019 18:07

time to tamper with his coffee

zuckerburg 21

Monday 25 February 2019 12:01

who needs to read labels and adhere to instructions, AM I RIGHT? hashtag yolo

carrs2154 9

Saturday 21 March 2020 6:18

Yea I don't think so. Theres no way you wouldn't notice a blister pack had been messed with.

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Repetition

Same thing different taste

A step too far

Asshole

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