Today, I had a great time with a girl I liked. I asked her out and she said yes. She also said she cuts herself and if I ever broke up with her, I'll be responsible for her death. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, the girl I've been seeing for just over a week casually let me know that she'll slash her wrists if I ever leave her. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend if she had ever broken up with anyone. She said, "Yes. You." and walked off. FML
Today, my girlfriend's mom pulled me aside and started telling me about how her daughter was extremely depressed and suicidal before she met me, and how happy her family is because of me. I was planning on breaking up with her within the next week. FML
Today, I told my mom I loved her and she asked if I was going to kill myself. FML
Today, the woman I love told me she cared about me and didn't like me hurting myself. She then posted a picture of herself making-out with her new boyfriend. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of one week is suicidal and crazy about me. She showed me that she'd carved her old boyfriend's name in her arm, and she threatened suicide if I ever left her. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend to prom. Instead of saying yes, she broke up with me. FML
Today, I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. Now she's threatening to kill herself if I don't forgive her. FML
Today, I proposed to the girl of my dreams. She asked me who I was, and maced me. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 weeks gave me an ultimatum: marry her, or she kills herself. FML
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cherrybollosm04 0
abort abort
Sun_Kissed18 25
Break up with her right there! Thats so unfair for her to just put all of that pressure on you
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fatduck 0
Crazy chicks are crazy in bed, so stick it out.
_bummer_ 0
just tell her that if you guys don't break up that you'll kill yourself and then she'll be responsible for your death. I mean if her life is really just oh-so-tragic and she hates herself enough to be willing to kill herself I'm sure she'll spare you before she spares herself. unless she's an unbelievably selfish, attention seeking douche bag like a lot of people who broadcast about their cutting are. good luck.
kirei_fml 0
She obviously has some issues, so tell upfront that her attitude isn't healthy & try to offer her some counseling. Hopefully she isn't going to pull a dramatic stunt just for attention, cos that'd be lame. If she threatens you even more and refuses help, that relationship's gonna get toxic REALLY fast.
Illumi113 0
People like this are morons. Like I'm supposed to be worried about this. If these neanderthals want to kill themselves, I say we let them. I'm certainly not going to get all choked up about people who threaten to commit suicide and expect us to give a shit. If this ever happened to me, I would immediately report this to the nearest mental institution. The only reason I wouldn't break up with her immediately and not care what she does afterward is because some people might consider me legally responsible for her death, and I could be fined, sued, or thrown in prison. I do not care in the least what these people do to themselves.
homedoggieo 0
Help her get back on her feet, then. Either you'll fall in love with her in the process and you two will grow close, or she'll be stable enough that she can handle the breakup.
ccr69 0
Legally responsible for what? They aren't married, or even ******* for that matter. All the OP said is that he ASKED her out, that doesn't even imply a relationship. If he walks out on her and she does off herself, **** her, he holds no liability in the matter. Me personally, I'd **** her in the ass a couple of times, emo chicks are always eager to please in bed, and then dump her.
TOOMUCHSAUCE 0
LOL YES! I agree 100% post #250. Jaja, not only was that post 100 percent true, i would say **** you bitch after im done.
tubesocks_ 0
Sounds like you've opened a can of worms you just can't shut.
simplicityx3 0
Please tell her to cut vertically, not horizontally and escape as quickly as you can o_O I hate people who cry out for attention like this oh-so much...
Fluffalo 0
Here's what I would do: 1. get her to see a professional 2. brush it off: she might just be trying to prevent you from breaking up with her 3. (this one's not the best idea) be a total douche so she'll either break up with you or not be sad if you break up with her. but don't call her names or make fun of her cuz she might actually hurt herself.
ccr69 0
Better yet, blow off #'s 1& 3, lust get away from her.
IceCreamMage 17
Heard it and she's lying. They're all the same. "If you ever broke up with me... I'd kill myself! D: D: D:" It won't happen.