Today, I had a great time with a girl I liked. I asked her out and she said yes. She also said she cuts herself and if I ever broke up with her, I'll be responsible for her death. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the girl I've been seeing for just over a week casually let me know that she'll slash her wrists if I ever leave her. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend if she had ever broken up with anyone. She said, "Yes. You." and walked off. FML
Today, my girlfriend's mom pulled me aside and started telling me about how her daughter was extremely depressed and suicidal before she met me, and how happy her family is because of me. I was planning on breaking up with her within the next week. FML
Today, I told my mom I loved her and she asked if I was going to kill myself. FML
Today, the woman I love told me she cared about me and didn't like me hurting myself. She then posted a picture of herself making-out with her new boyfriend. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of one week is suicidal and crazy about me. She showed me that she'd carved her old boyfriend's name in her arm, and she threatened suicide if I ever left her. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend to prom. Instead of saying yes, she broke up with me. FML
Today, I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. Now she's threatening to kill herself if I don't forgive her. FML
Today, I proposed to the girl of my dreams. She asked me who I was, and maced me. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 weeks gave me an ultimatum: marry her, or she kills herself. FML
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cherrybollosm04 0
abort abort
Sun_Kissed18 25
Break up with her right there! Thats so unfair for her to just put all of that pressure on you
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Comments (338)
comadank 0
let me tell you to get the f@@@@ away from her now far far away before she really turns psycho on you trust me
john_ulan 0
OP, all that says is that you should just help her. easier said than done though.
djh1996 0
So...if you ever decide that you don't like her just act like a total douche nozzle nd make her dump you
katers4life 0
Well u sure know how to pick em :) good luck with that HA!
macgeek2005 0
Hahahaha! This FML is hilarious!
TheFifthWitness 0
She's just a stupid emo kid looking for attention. Tell her you're not going to feel sorry for her unless she starts caring about herself, and explain how it's not fair to you to be threatened into staying in the relationship. Do all this using pictures and small words she can understand. xD
Playagamer24 0
Dude, this is the chance for the greatest sex ever! Just tell her if she wants to keep you around, she has to do everything you say in bed.
LemonFairy 0
Holy crap you win at life. (And just so everyone knows, the real "Tara" - since she doesn't actually exists as she portrays her fics, and she's the most epic troll ever - is actually incredible intelligent and witty. Heck, the fact that she incorporated LotR as one of the MI characters just shows that. XD Yes, I did have a convo with her.)
RIKANA 0
oh on! RI
hellosies 0
Omfg hahaha fyl big time.