Today, I had a great time with a girl I liked. I asked her out and she said yes. She also said she cuts herself and if I ever broke up with her, I'll be responsible for her death. FML
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Today, the girl I've been seeing for just over a week casually let me know that she'll slash her wrists if I ever leave her. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend if she had ever broken up with anyone. She said, "Yes. You." and walked off. FML
Today, my girlfriend's mom pulled me aside and started telling me about how her daughter was extremely depressed and suicidal before she met me, and how happy her family is because of me. I was planning on breaking up with her within the next week. FML
Today, I told my mom I loved her and she asked if I was going to kill myself. FML
Today, the woman I love told me she cared about me and didn't like me hurting myself. She then posted a picture of herself making-out with her new boyfriend. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of one week is suicidal and crazy about me. She showed me that she'd carved her old boyfriend's name in her arm, and she threatened suicide if I ever left her. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend to prom. Instead of saying yes, she broke up with me. FML
Today, I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. Now she's threatening to kill herself if I don't forgive her. FML
Today, I proposed to the girl of my dreams. She asked me who I was, and maced me. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 weeks gave me an ultimatum: marry her, or she kills herself. FML
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cherrybollosm04 0
abort abort
Sun_Kissed18 25
Break up with her right there! Thats so unfair for her to just put all of that pressure on you
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Comments (338)
P1Nk13 7
umm what a manipulative bitchhh! if she DOES decide to kill herself, that's 100% her decision. you didn't force her to pick up the knife. tell her parents!
102muzicluver 2
You need to get that girl sum help right away
camron23231 0
As my brother once said: "dem bitches be crazy"
AaliyahMorgan143 5
In about a month you'll have Dr Phil's ass on speed dial bro.
outsider_forlife 0
A. She sounds like she's in JH.. B. tell the cops. They will put her in a "special home".
Merchiee 0
my boyfriend's suicidal, he used to do that stuff all the time, but he stopped once he asked me out, that's a dick move, though, -_- she should at least tell you before.
mopipony 10
This is so crazy because i guy said the same to me. Whenever i tried to end it he would text me days later telling me he was in the hospital for cutting. I felt trapped and had no idea how to get out of the relationship. Try slowly being more of a friend to her instead of a lover and maybe she'll lose feelings for you
laurendancer 0
Cutting.... she just is saying I want comfort and if you wont be there for me or break my heart the wrong way she will end up in the hosptal L
pathxfinder 11
she's gonna be a bitch in the end if you try to break up with her my ex did the same exact thing I eventually told him to f*** off and go cry in a corner and I don't care if he cuts himself, he was just doing it to keep me away from someone that I love so best way to do it is to tell them to screw off and get out of your life cause in the end my ex said he would kill himself but never did
JaiBrooks5 13
OP here. I didn't break up with her and this was from a while ago. We are now engaged. Thank you for everyone's concerns about that though. She has quit cutting and is now 1 1/2 months pregnant. She told me the reason she cut in the first place was because of her abusive ex boyfriend and didn't want to be put through that again, so she didn't want me too break her heart like he did. We have 5 more months and then we are married. Bye!