Today, I had a great time with a girl I liked. I asked her out and she said yes. She also said she cuts herself and if I ever broke up with her, I'll be responsible for her death. FML
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Today, the girl I've been seeing for just over a week casually let me know that she'll slash her wrists if I ever leave her. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend if she had ever broken up with anyone. She said, "Yes. You." and walked off. FML
Today, my girlfriend's mom pulled me aside and started telling me about how her daughter was extremely depressed and suicidal before she met me, and how happy her family is because of me. I was planning on breaking up with her within the next week. FML
Today, I told my mom I loved her and she asked if I was going to kill myself. FML
Today, the woman I love told me she cared about me and didn't like me hurting myself. She then posted a picture of herself making-out with her new boyfriend. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of one week is suicidal and crazy about me. She showed me that she'd carved her old boyfriend's name in her arm, and she threatened suicide if I ever left her. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend to prom. Instead of saying yes, she broke up with me. FML
Today, I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. Now she's threatening to kill herself if I don't forgive her. FML
Today, I proposed to the girl of my dreams. She asked me who I was, and maced me. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 weeks gave me an ultimatum: marry her, or she kills herself. FML
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cherrybollosm04 0
abort abort
Sun_Kissed18 25
Break up with her right there! Thats so unfair for her to just put all of that pressure on you
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Comments (338)
evilxxsnipez 0
fail
iheartdance 6
A lot of the time if someone threatens you like that, they're not actually serious. If they were, they would be gone already instead of just looking for attention.
urmomsmeatstick 0
oh girls girls girls. what are we gonna do with them?
MaryPoppins88 14
wow...that's pretty ****** up
hateevryone 15
well, you got yourself into this. keep her happy
LilSideTwerk 0
when you do wanna break up with her then just disappear ! oh wait no you can't because she put a GPS In your Nose!
Watermelonswagg 4
Wow i hope shes jusr joking. If shes not u shoud really have her get help. Haha good luck with ur relationship:)
Tears_2_Roses 0
my girlfriend cuts & im against it but i love her so its not a really big deal
jumble 12
Not that big of a deal that your gf cuts? So, you love her but it's okay she's putting her life at risk with this habit. If you loved her, you would help her stop, not deal with it.
buhmbuhm 1
that happened to me once
NinjaPickles 4
Dnt take her seriously yur not responsible for her life. Yu can't control wat she doess & if I were yu I would just break up with her. Just say yu cnt put up with so much pressure. I'm talking from experience.