Today, I had a great time with a girl I liked. I asked her out and she said yes. She also said she cuts herself and if I ever broke up with her, I'll be responsible for her death. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, the girl I've been seeing for just over a week casually let me know that she'll slash her wrists if I ever leave her. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend if she had ever broken up with anyone. She said, "Yes. You." and walked off. FML
Today, my girlfriend's mom pulled me aside and started telling me about how her daughter was extremely depressed and suicidal before she met me, and how happy her family is because of me. I was planning on breaking up with her within the next week. FML
Today, I told my mom I loved her and she asked if I was going to kill myself. FML
Today, the woman I love told me she cared about me and didn't like me hurting myself. She then posted a picture of herself making-out with her new boyfriend. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of one week is suicidal and crazy about me. She showed me that she'd carved her old boyfriend's name in her arm, and she threatened suicide if I ever left her. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend to prom. Instead of saying yes, she broke up with me. FML
Today, I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. Now she's threatening to kill herself if I don't forgive her. FML
Today, I proposed to the girl of my dreams. She asked me who I was, and maced me. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 weeks gave me an ultimatum: marry her, or she kills herself. FML
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cherrybollosm04 0
abort abort
Sun_Kissed18 25
Break up with her right there! Thats so unfair for her to just put all of that pressure on you
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Comments (338)
MrPacMan36 4
let her do it, and rid the world of them crazy bitches
fckmyboyfriend 0
Desperation is so gay. Dump the bitch like its an olympic race and you're running for GOLD.
legendofevn 0
Been There Done That Brother
amsedel 1
dump her now.
Recusant 0
Since you didn't posted you've left her, you probably still like her. Hey, great job! At least she won't be boring.
Brouhaha_fml 0
275th!!!
danielleeycakes 3
Just say "Go for it, I won't stop you." She'll probably shit her pants and say she was just kidding.
UnluckyDom 0
Say, "You don't have the balls to do it." it's funny, true, ironic, tempting, confusing, and risky all in one! :D
AmazingAnna 0
that girl just justified the clingy stereotype that everyone who cuts themselves is labeled with.
greatballsoffire 0
get her to break up with you then ;)