By Zitty - 12/07/2009 18:18 - United States

Today, I went on a movie date. During the movie, I picked a small zit on my forehead. Afterwards, at dinner, he couldn't seem to keep his eyes off of my face. I thought he was staring lovingly at me. He was actually staring at a large throbbing zit with a trail of blood coming from it. FML
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vanaathiel 13

Why would you pick a zit while on a date? And even if you did, why did you not go the the washroom to prevent this very thing from happening?!? YDI

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aback 4

Do that in the bathroom and wash your hands after. Yuk--I bet you didn't even wash your hands after picking that zit, before you ate dinner. Your date was probably having trouble keeping his food down. Nasty.

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iBimmer 0

You must be ugly and fat also. Stop eating junk food and get a life. YDI

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iBimmer 0

huh? what rules? what's wrong with saying she's probably fat and ugly, and should stop eating junk food? And yeah, she should get a life. YDI, OP.

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arienh4 0

Respect and good manners are essential. Don't post any shocking or hateful comments about the other users or the original poster of the FML you are commenting on. Remember that Fmylife is a site open to a wide audience. That rule.

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kcslgvr 11

just for the record, junk food does not make you have zits. touching your face with oils and bacteria already on your hands helps form them, but not certain foods, you idiot. and if she is on a date, she obviously does have a life, unlike someone like you who calls people fat and ugly just to make themselves feel better. why dont you just shut the **** up, because people obviously dont want to hear what assholes like you have to say.

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SHEKIRA 0

How do you not notice blood dripping down your face... or not even bother to check if anything is coming out or how it looks after...

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iBimmer 0

Either the guy liked it or you looked better with that zit with a blood trail. Maybe he's a vampire?

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Young_Sparta 0

this FML is what i would like to call shallow and pedantic.

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madalynk 0

What the hell is wrong with you?!

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Icalasari 0

#48: Actually, if I remember correctly, a study was done, and it showed that a chemical in chocolate can aggravate acne

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Alice_Cullen7 0

Eww. That sucks!

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sexymessy 0

Yeah that and its gross!Why would you do that on a date?! I hate when people pick at their face,it only makes it worse and can leave scars!

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divineinstrument 2

I have to agree. The idea of people picking zits and scabs and stuff is just disgusting. It doesn't help the situation in any way

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vanaathiel 13

Why would you pick a zit while on a date? And even if you did, why did you not go the the washroom to prevent this very thing from happening?!? YDI

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redbluegreen 40

I know, right? Don't girls usually go to the bathroom after a movie anyway? Even if it's just to check on their makeup and hair, they still do it.

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PTERONOPHOBIA 0

why would we need to check our face and hair after sitting still for a couple hours...

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Muninn 0

Yawning. Blinking. Sneezing. Sitting in a dusty room. Sweating. Skin oils. Anything else that entails breathing, tearing up, or not being an android, mainly.

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Mydeadrose 1

haha youre ******* lame. how can you go on a date to a ****** movie and not make out or do shit? everybody does that. you are ******* lame lmfao fyl

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Stay_beautiful 0

No, #94, YOU are lame, being that you can't even put together an entire sentence without saying "****". Get a new vocabulary, then come talk to us when you're a big boy, k?

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xXmoses_rocksXx 0

Dude, not every person is a horn-dog like you that only makes out and does shit like that on a date. Dates are meant to be fun and comfortable, not sexual and shit. What the hell is wrong with you. YOU are just a lame horny bastard. OP, sorry that happened, butnext time either go into a bathroom and make sure you aren;t bleeding or just leave the acne alone. I learned that the hard way. XD

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irononreverse 0

I do this. Even if it's just to check I don't have sleep in my eyes or popcorn on my face (I don't know how, it just gets everywhere. I eat popcorn like someone wearing boxing gloves)

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SammyS2012 21

I don't think I have ever made out in a movie theater with my boyfriend and we've been dating for years. I just find that disrespectful to everyone else around us; you can do that in private.

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kionnalexus 0

You should've excused yourself to the bathroom to make sure you didn't look gross xD You totally deserved that one.

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JrWriter 2

ouch how embarrassing. YDI for trying to pop it though, leave it to heal:)

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killuhb 0

first.. your an idiot.. didn't your parents teach you not to pop zits in public

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sickinlove13 0

What's the second part of your comment?

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girandwogpig 0

no he's saying that he's first even though he's a dipshit.

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aback 4

Do that in the bathroom and wash your hands after. Yuk--I bet you didn't even wash your hands after picking that zit, before you ate dinner. Your date was probably having trouble keeping his food down. Nasty.

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