Today, I went on a movie date. During the movie, I picked a small zit on my forehead. Afterwards, at dinner, he couldn't seem to keep his eyes off of my face. I thought he was staring lovingly at me. He was actually staring at a large throbbing zit with a trail of blood coming from it. FML
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vanaathiel
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Why would you pick a zit while on a date? And even if you did, why did you not go the the washroom to prevent this very thing from happening?!? YDI
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aback
| 4
Do that in the bathroom and wash your hands after. Yuk--I bet you didn't even wash your hands after picking that zit, before you ate dinner. Your date was probably having trouble keeping his food down. Nasty.
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iBimmer
| 0
You must be ugly and fat also. Stop eating junk food and get a life. YDI
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iBimmer
| 0
huh? what rules? what's wrong with saying she's probably fat and ugly, and should stop eating junk food? And yeah, she should get a life.
YDI, OP.
YDI, OP.
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iKaite
| 0
Dude, thats out of order.
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arienh4
| 0
Respect and good manners are essential. Don't post any shocking or hateful comments about the other users or the original poster of the FML you are commenting on. Remember that Fmylife is a site open to a wide audience.
That rule.
That rule.
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kcslgvr
| 11
just for the record, junk food does not make you have zits. touching your face with oils and bacteria already on your hands helps form them, but not certain foods, you idiot. and if she is on a date, she obviously does have a life, unlike someone like you who calls people fat and ugly just to make themselves feel better. why dont you just shut the fuck up, because people obviously dont want to hear what assholes like you have to say.
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SHEKIRA
| 0
How do you not notice blood dripping down your face...
or not even bother to check if anything is coming out or how it looks after...
or not even bother to check if anything is coming out or how it looks after...
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iBimmer
| 0
Either the guy liked it or you looked better with that zit with a blood trail.
Maybe he's a vampire?
Maybe he's a vampire?
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Young_Sparta
| 0
this FML is what i would like to call shallow and pedantic.
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madalynk
| 0
What the hell is wrong with you?!
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Icalasari
| 0
#48: Actually, if I remember correctly, a study was done, and it showed that a chemical in chocolate can aggravate acne
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Alice_Cullen7
| 0
Eww. That sucks!
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sexymessy
| 0
Yeah that and its gross!Why would you do that on a date?! I hate when people pick at their face,it only makes it worse and can leave scars!
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divineinstrument
| 2
I have to agree. The idea of people picking zits and scabs and stuff is just disgusting. It doesn't help the situation in any way
By
osht
| 0
Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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IScreamRawr
| 4
Fail.
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vanaathiel
| 13
Why would you pick a zit while on a date? And even if you did, why did you not go the the washroom to prevent this very thing from happening?!? YDI
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redbluegreen
| 40
I know, right? Don't girls usually go to the bathroom after a movie anyway? Even if it's just to check on their makeup and hair, they still do it.
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PTERONOPHOBIA
| 0
why would we need to check our face and hair after sitting still for a couple hours...
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Muninn
| 0
Yawning. Blinking. Sneezing. Sitting in a dusty room. Sweating. Skin oils. Anything else that entails breathing, tearing up, or not being an android, mainly.
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Mydeadrose
| 1
haha youre fucking lame.
how can you go on a date to a fuckin movie and not make out or do shit?
everybody does that.
you are fucking lame lmfao
fyl
how can you go on a date to a fuckin movie and not make out or do shit?
everybody does that.
you are fucking lame lmfao
fyl
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Stay_beautiful
| 0
No, #94, YOU are lame, being that you can't even put together an entire sentence without saying "fuck". Get a new vocabulary, then come talk to us when you're a big boy, k?
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xXmoses_rocksXx
| 0
Dude, not every person is a horn-dog like you that only makes out and does shit like that on a date. Dates are meant to be fun and comfortable, not sexual and shit. What the hell is wrong with you. YOU are just a lame horny bastard. OP, sorry that happened, butnext time either go into a bathroom and make sure you aren;t bleeding or just leave the acne alone. I learned that the hard way. XD
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irononreverse
| 0
I do this. Even if it's just to check I don't have sleep in my eyes or popcorn on my face (I don't know how, it just gets everywhere. I eat popcorn like someone wearing boxing gloves)
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SammyS2012
| 21
I don't think I have ever made out in a movie theater with my boyfriend and we've been dating for years. I just find that disrespectful to everyone else around us; you can do that in private.
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notgoodatall
| 0
first!!!!!!
wow that sucks. I've had something similar happen to me
wow that sucks. I've had something similar happen to me
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Moemoemoe_fml
| 0
fail XD
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core755
| 0
Stop saying first and stop saying fail. Jesus.
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vespr
| 0
fail
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kionnalexus
| 0
You should've excused yourself to the bathroom to make sure you didn't look gross xD You totally deserved that one.
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blumpkin69
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fail
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JrWriter
| 2
ouch how embarrassing.
YDI for trying to pop it though, leave it to heal:)
YDI for trying to pop it though, leave it to heal:)
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killuhb
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first.. your an idiot.. didn't your parents teach you not to pop zits in public
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sickinlove13
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What's the second part of your comment?
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girandwogpig
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no he's saying that he's first even though he's a dipshit.
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generalsmith2
| 0
fuckhead
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aback
| 4
Do that in the bathroom and wash your hands after. Yuk--I bet you didn't even wash your hands after picking that zit, before you ate dinner. Your date was probably having trouble keeping his food down. Nasty.