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Break up with her right there! Thats so unfair for her to just put all of that pressure on you

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but you like her, just don't break up with her :) *first! :P

Methinks he no like her anymore, lol. And you could either get her some help, or do the thing you see on TV where the guy does everything he can to get the girl to dump her. And if that doesn't work, do what Peter and Quagmire did on Family Guy: fake your death. Good luck!!

tell her it's down the street not across it. if your gonna do it, do it right the first time.

always go to family guy for girl advice

That's what I do, I'm certain I'll die alone.

#74 one of the few that make any sense. why cant we have more people like that in the world? i agree with #74, the family knows the girl best. by the way, this is why im staying single till im married =D

@117 What? You do realize that makes no sense right? So you're just going to hope some guy drops on his knees while you're standing in line at McDonalds? Or you're going to drop on one knee to some random girl while jogging through the park and then you guys will get married? You're seriously fucked up.

that would make her feel empty too still and she would probably still kill herself

im thinking that 117 didnt see the 'guy' in family guy-like 117 thought he said to go to the family

lol if you're staying single til you get married , are you having an arranged marriage?

117 - Dude, you know she said Family Guy, like the TV show, and not the girl's actual family, right ? Dipshit.

dude life is not like family guy. Plus, there's this little thing called school that they probably both go to. What I would do is stage an intervention. Oh and btw that girl is one emo bitch. I'm not saying dump her. As long as your happy, its all good. But seriously, think about the intervention. Or therapy.

call and cancel the date. if she kills herself, she had WAY bigger issues than you.

he said go to FAMILY GUY for girl advice. ya know. the tv show, Family Guy? thats what he meant.

exactly my thought

I didn't know by having depression and a self harm problem that that makes a person an imaginary label that ignorant assholes like you invented. She does have issues far beyond your normal depressed person if she said that though, try to get her help.

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I THINK SOMEONES IN LOVE. AWWWWWWWWWW

2 years later, I do wonder what has happened...

285, you can die from cutting yourself. It's called hitting a vein.

Fml moderators delete comment 68. Telling the guy to tell the girl to commit suicide(cutting down the arm risks more of a bleed out--ie death)

Go to hell sh*t face. To everyone who self-harms: You're better than that piece of metal or that lighter or whatever you use, and you deserve to live. Don't give up and stay strong!!

Pick up bad habits and fetishes. Pretend to lack confidence, and be open about liking childish things, like Pokémon.

Hey! I know someone who likes Pokemon and he's adorable =] and he's 17

As a person who has Borderline I am offended by your comment !!! There are two people in a relationship. I assume you have had a partner that had Borderline, I ask what did you do to set them off to make them such horrible partners ???

Probably nothing serious. Thats why people with Borderline are hard to very hard to cope with in a relationship. They can be lovely people but on the other hand such assholes because of their disorder who twist the words in your mouth so that the partner comes out as the bad person regardless of what he did. Its sometimes mentally easier to run through a minefield blindfolded. If i were OP hearing such a sentence after the first few dates i would run. as fast as i can.

Break up with her right there! Thats so unfair for her to just put all of that pressure on you

How can he? Hello. if he's already telling us this FML, then that passed. Don't be retarded.

OP, i think you should tell her that if you are in that relationship any longer you will have to cut yourself, she what she has to do about that

hehehe STAY AWAY!

whoota crazy beetch

She was probably kidding(6th)

The only way to find out is to dump her. If she calls the next day, she's not dead. Unless she's a ghost.

She is just using it as a tatic to make sure you never leave her. Dump her now, you will not be responsible for what she does. She is just a loon,and if she really wanted her life to be over she wouldn't say that crap.

It's a great way to start a healthy, loving relationship. =]

Ask her if you can borrow her knife. Put it in your pocket then break up with her. Eighth!

Well said. Or, just break up with her quickly so she doesn't get emotionally attached. You do NOT want to date a psycho, and that's clearly what she is if she's so aggressive in the first moments of a relationship.

Doesn't work like that you would have to keep her in room with nothing I mean when someone cuts they will use anything

No stupid. Anyone who self-harms or is suicidal probably needs support and if he loves her it doesn't matter that she cursor wants to die because he will help her recover

Didn't one exactly like this get published a few weeks ago? I hate repeats.

Happens all the time though. Well, enough that it isn't totally uncommon.

Call her bluff! I bet she has no cuts anywhere.