Today, my ex took my cat and gave her to an animal shelter while I was at work, saying he can't stand living with her any longer. He's moving out in 2 days. FML
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Blacksxe
| 1
Steal his stuff and give it to charity. Well you can't stand seeing things that remind you of him.
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sparxva
| 12
Go to the animal shelter. Explain that your ex said he can'tlive with your cat anymore and you had to choose. Then tell them your ex is moving out tomorrow. They'll probably give you your cat back and won't be able to stop laughing.
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Blacksxe
| 1
Steal his stuff and give it to charity. Well you can't stand seeing things that remind you of him.
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Clozzie
| 0
Or burn it.... And say it burned your eyes just looking at it!
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jillianmathers12
| 13
Go the the shelter and get it back!
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rexgar2000
| 10
^ what is wrong with you there is plenty of room!
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LiveLaughFML
| 10
with the attention you were giving your cat, I don't think Garfield minded at all. have fun with Odie.
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Colecto_fml
| 26
Your boyfriend is an arse... I agree, you should take something he cherishes very much and give it away
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YouFailForLife
| 7
This is probably the only time I would encourage throwing out all his crap and/or burning it. He brought it upon himself.
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brrarm
| 17
I would say that fact is reason SHE broke up with him!!!
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cmt888
| 3
She works there!!!
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dre_bro11
| 12
OP, did you get your kitty back?
If I were you, I'd change all the locks first, then you have all the time in the world to do what you want with his stuff. Although, to keep it legal, I'd probable dump his clothes and shot on the footpath, and then the other stuff you can say was 'shared'.
If I were you, I'd change all the locks first, then you have all the time in the world to do what you want with his stuff. Although, to keep it legal, I'd probable dump his clothes and shot on the footpath, and then the other stuff you can say was 'shared'.
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13FTW
| 9
Another pussy that gets no attention. What a cruel world we live in.
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StormfrontX33_fml
| 24
He got rid of the wrong pussy.
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StormfrontX33_fml
| 24
I love pussy play ;)
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Freeze_fml
| 16
There are three of them in this FML.
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reddawn85
| 8
See? Guys aren't the only ones who put pussy on a pedestal
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StoryOfTheYear
| 13
2- That's because the ass stole the show. Everybody is into donkeys nowadays.
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rocker_chick105
| 31
Tell him you cant deal with "small" things
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slushpup9696
| 12
Then he'll know you're a Blink 182 fan.
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Glitterhinoceros
| 14
Take all of his things to a thrift store, and if he's moving out in 2 days, they should be conveniently placed in boxes.
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MagicallyFat
| 12
Ami the only one that would resort to destroying his stuff and him. If anyone ever harmed my cat I'd go apeshit
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BloodMonger13
| 9
my dogs would still eat your cat
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ThreeSheetsGone
| 12
My horse would trample your dog. I win.
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StoryOfTheYear
| 13
Only to lose against my Rhinoceros.
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Feklfekl2222
| 32
Only to be crushed by my Dinosaur
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Daralea
| 21
Forget taking his things. Pets are more than just objects that in the house. Arrange to have his kidney "donated".
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duramax3387
| 0
This glitter girl is absolutely beautiful.
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copo37
| 7
If he can't have a pussy to pet neither can you.
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jknorr34
| 4
well good thing your not with your ex anymore if hes that cruel
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sparxva
| 12
Go to the animal shelter. Explain that your ex said he can'tlive with your cat anymore and you had to choose. Then tell them your ex is moving out tomorrow. They'll probably give you your cat back and won't be able to stop laughing.
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xk75
| 4
Right? They won't put the cat down for at least a day or two, if not a week or more. Get over there op! Kitty needs you!
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ReynshineCutting
| 10
They keep them longer than a day or two before putting them down. Sometimes it'll be several weeks or even a month or more.
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evilplatypus
| 38
They probably won't put it down anyway: not until they've exhausted all attempts to adopt it out. Most shelters won't even display an animal for a day or two (pending medical examinations, temperament testing, etc.). The shelter I used to work at wouldn't display new animals for at least three days after it's surrendered.
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THE_A_TEEN
| 27
So #36, you're basically telling us to get rid of all animals in favor of dogs. See those pissed off cat's and angry cat lovers in the distance speaking angrish? They want to talk to you.
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trollsemen
| 8
Wow what a dick, You can try to go to the shelter and get her back. Good luck!
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TorturedXeno
| 27
Go rescue the kitty! ASAP!
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kroekdog
| 7
Mr. Whiskers will be happy in his new home
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stacianichole
| 2
*Mrs. Whiskers