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Go to the animal shelter. Explain that your ex said he can'tlive with your cat anymore and you had to choose. Then tell them your ex is moving out tomorrow. They'll probably give you your cat back and won't be able to stop laughing.

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OP, did you get your kitty back? If I were you, I'd change all the locks first, then you have all the time in the world to do what you want with his stuff. Although, to keep it legal, I'd probable dump his clothes and shot on the footpath, and then the other stuff you can say was 'shared'.

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Forget taking his things. Pets are more than just objects that in the house. Arrange to have his kidney "donated".

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Go to the animal shelter. Explain that your ex said he can'tlive with your cat anymore and you had to choose. Then tell them your ex is moving out tomorrow. They'll probably give you your cat back and won't be able to stop laughing.

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Right? They won't put the cat down for at least a day or two, if not a week or more. Get over there op! Kitty needs you!

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They probably won't put it down anyway: not until they've exhausted all attempts to adopt it out. Most shelters won't even display an animal for a day or two (pending medical examinations, temperament testing, etc.). The shelter I used to work at wouldn't display new animals for at least three days after it's surrendered.

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So #36, you're basically telling us to get rid of all animals in favor of dogs. See those pissed off cat's and angry cat lovers in the distance speaking angrish? They want to talk to you.

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