Today, I had a great time with a girl I liked. I asked her out and she said yes. She also said she cuts herself and if I ever broke up with her, I'll be responsible for her death. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, the girl I've been seeing for just over a week casually let me know that she'll slash her wrists if I ever leave her. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend if she had ever broken up with anyone. She said, "Yes. You." and walked off. FML
Today, my girlfriend's mom pulled me aside and started telling me about how her daughter was extremely depressed and suicidal before she met me, and how happy her family is because of me. I was planning on breaking up with her within the next week. FML
Today, I told my mom I loved her and she asked if I was going to kill myself. FML
Today, the woman I love told me she cared about me and didn't like me hurting myself. She then posted a picture of herself making-out with her new boyfriend. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of one week is suicidal and crazy about me. She showed me that she'd carved her old boyfriend's name in her arm, and she threatened suicide if I ever left her. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend to prom. Instead of saying yes, she broke up with me. FML
Today, I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. Now she's threatening to kill herself if I don't forgive her. FML
Today, I proposed to the girl of my dreams. She asked me who I was, and maced me. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 weeks gave me an ultimatum: marry her, or she kills herself. FML
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cherrybollosm04 0
abort abort
Sun_Kissed18 25
Break up with her right there! Thats so unfair for her to just put all of that pressure on you
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Comments (338)
jaybrown 0
There are a lot of Ex-Cutter experience stories on here. It's like being in Rehab! "Oh yeah, I was a cutter. I've been there. I've gone down that road. But I spoke with some people and now I've been cut-sober for 5 months." People, relax. It's just an FML. It's probably not real, and if it was, it's kinda funny in a creepy sort of way.
gemini02 0
My kind of girl. Break up with her so I can have her LOL
tenkenshi 2
So #221 I take it you're into necrophilia.
whyowhy26 3
LOL 222
st87 0
dear OP: I'm having a similar situation.
Brey1013 0
YFDI for liking a stupid ******* attention seeking emo that cuts herself.
Ashleigh_85 0
People who talk about doing something like that generally don't do it, it sounds like she is manipulating you into staying with her, and if you were to break up with her and she did try to do something it wouldn't be your fault.
KenesuKaze 0
be overly optimistic all the time if you don't want to date her
youthink_fml 0
Cutters are idiots. And this girl is a manipulative bitch. You should hand her a knife as you break up with her. Stupid ****.
jellybean93 0
if she said that to you she was probably just trying to manipulate you. i have bipolar and have the whole depression and mixed state thing going on and i wouldn't off myself b/c my boyfriend dumped me. it's not some thing that is necessarily related to self harm either. people can self harm without being prone to suicidal tendencies. i think she was just being manipulative.
krivedko 0
yeah! the best thing this kind of people can do is to hang themselves! u gonna have hard times with that loco!! just **** off her or smack her in the head so she forgets about this crap