By mike - 07/02/2010 07:16 - United States

Today, I found out that my girlfriend of one week is suicidal and crazy about me. She showed me that she'd carved her old boyfriend's name in her arm, and she threatened suicide if I ever left her. FML
I agree, your life sucks 45 521
You deserved it 4 118

Same thing different taste

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hummingbug 2

wow. pretty much everyone who has posted any comments on here are jerks. you're talking about a REAL PERSON. i'll agree she's psychotic sounding but who the hell are any of you to say "dump her!" or "lets make her prove her depression!" obviously if she carved her last bf's name in her arm she has attachment issues and is overly emotional and needs help. you all need to quit being so insensitive. OP: you need to break it off with her but you should also definitely at least invest in setting up someone that she can attach herself to afterwards who is TRAINED to handle these situations. don't stay because you feel obligated, you deserve true love but don't be cruel either or you'll carry it with you for the rest of your life, guaranteed. i don't care what people say otherwise, you will never be rid of her memory if you do it cruelly.

Wrong sir, there are some people who end up following through with their threats after the break up.


Break up with her, why should you care if she kills herself?

Showtime00 0

Are you that selfish that you don't care about another persons life?

SomeRussianGirl 3

I'm with you. **** her. If she wants kill herself tell her to make it fun for the rest of us. Put her in a room by herself with nothing but a wooden cooking spoon and sell tickets to see how she does it. Get her to jump off a building while wearing a chicken suit. Have her crash a milk truck into the Pokemon factory. Drop her from a hot air balloon and then wait to see where the balloon lands. We've all wondered it right? Of u let a balloon go where does it end up? It's pretty hard to lose a balloon that big so now we can all find out. It's a public service for gods sake. So don't sweat it. You'll think of something. Just make sure it's interesting.

206 that's brilliant but a little messed up

nhi1221 9

I actually agree with number one. I know it sounds cold, but it's not his fault nor problem if she is suicidal.

She won't do it anyway. Just threatens you to play mind games. Dump her ASAP.

Completley agree bro its her right to kill herself and he can't be to blame, plus that person who commented on everyone's bad and mean comments. It's our freedom of speech so we can say our thoughts on this situation

It could be perhaps that he isn't a heartless monster with no regard for human life

wambamtysam 0

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Show it anyway

well she is a girl of course she wouldn't have the balls haha

Wrong sir, there are some people who end up following through with their threats after the break up.

Studies actually show the opposite. About 8 out of every 10 people who commit suicide gave at least some sort of warning before they attempted.

anonymous100000 17

OP should call suicide hotline and police and ask them to come out to the home and then he should break up with least he'd no longer have to deal with that crazy bitch anymore and it'll be in the laws hands

Actually, most people who commit suicide tell at least one person before they go through with it.. this is an actual thing. Don't they teach that in 9th grade? They usually tell someone because they're begging for someone to save them from their depression. And if no one seems to care, they're convinced they might as well just do it. Trust me, I've been there so many times. I know exactly what it's like. It pisses me off when I see people act like this about suicide and depression.

... not necessarily true. but nice job trying to be a pop psychologist

FYL for being with a psycho emo kid trying to be cool

Dont_Explain 3

Till death do you part. Let her do it if t she's that stupid, but if you really care make her hate you slowely so she wants to leave YOU.

I agree. Maybe she'll eventually stop wanting to kill herself because of you. She'll do it because her previous boyfriend gave her HIV! Oh daaaaamn~ Nah, just kidding. Although, AIDs is no laughing matter. (LOLOLOL)

bettadenne1 0
michael32123 0

dump her crazy emo ass. do it just to see her name in the obituaries xD

no crazy girl, don't make her hate you, but leave her. it's not your fault if she kills herself, there is always a choice, and it's not your job to be the deciding factor

hahaha.. Yes Man moment.. "Wish you would step back from that ledge, my friend.. (You could) Cut ties with all the lies that you been living in.. And.. If you do not want to see me, again.. I would understand.." But in all seriousness.. Why carve an ex-bf's name into her arm, if she's crazy about you? My suggestion: Get her to read Twilight.. I've read many FMLs on this site, about how crazy bitches have dumped guys over a fictional character with powers and feelings.. I think that might be what your girl is looking for.. Well, then.. Assuming that works, you're in the clear, but Rob Pattinson is not..

Agreed, it's best people like that don't live to breed.

daknox 0

obviously she is crazy lol she didn't kill herself with the other guys so you should be in the clear. what's this world coming to crazy hoes

indianabummer 0

All right, I think that we've all been through this before. OP what you gotta do is create multiple personalities and tell her that only Mike (I assume that's the OP's name) is her boyfriend and your 18 other personalities don't approve of the relationship. Fight crazy with crazy.

tweetbaby14 18

you should still leave her and maybe suggest that she checks in to a mental institution

be nice to her but make her hate you til she wants to break up with you. I have a friend in the same situation as her and her bf told her he was gay but it didnt work, making her hate you is the best way.

MeatSucks777 0

stfu not all emos are suicidal and there is nothing wrong with being emo/scene!!

FatElie 0

It's more like a YDI for agreeing to go out with her. I think your character judgement needs a tune-up OP.

tht doesnt work though i tried it 6 six with different guys and it only worked once

lol nice solution, epic movie but r u serious? dont give anyone twilight! what if she gets attached to one of the characters that like, gets rejected or something, people do crazy shit in reaction to stuff like that... a girl in my grade reacted badly to a ghost in the bathroom (moaning Myrtle) and convinced half our grade there was a ghost in there lol

Umm, that's not emo, that's ABSOLUTELY ******* INSANE.

she won't ... ppl who uses those kind of threats are too cowardly to carry them out.

Actually, you couldn't be more wrong. A cry for help should never be ignored.

Awesome song!!!!!!!!!!! Crazy Bitches ftw!!

Averizzle 0

Yep she doesn't have the balls alright. And hopefully she doesn't have the penis and a low voice too..

Dont_Explain 3

she had a penis, but her old boyfriend left her so she cut herself what vaguely resembles a ******. Boobs are just fat. Everybody makes mistakes...

whitley1031 0

@22 Holy crap, i almost pissed myself xD

xlovelessx 0

wow did u no she was this phsyco!? craaaazzy. you guys need some space. or at least make her break up with u? fyl

DeepSouthEmoKid 0

emo doesn't mean suicidal, sad, depressed, etc. That's just stereotyping

You're joking right? emo is short for emotional, as in sad and depressed. you dumbass kids have such retarded sub cultures these days you don't even know what groups you're part of anymore

a1s 3

+1 We know for a fact she couldn't do it last time around.

You obviously don't know what you're talking about. I was in a similar situation (bf of 2 wks threatening suicide). I stayed for a month but it just wasn't working out. He repeated his threats; I left. His mom found him just barely in time to save his life. Not everyone who makes threats is doing it for the drama. But OP, it's not your job to be this girl's keeper if you don't want to be. Tell her parents and leave her.

#96, that story was ended perfectly. Mom found him just in time. People who threaten a lot like that usually plan their attempts around times they know people are going to be home. That, or they call someone and inform them of what they have done. Those aren't real threats, and those people aren't usually serious. They just want the sympathy and the manipulation the attempt brings. The people who talk about it all the time usually aren't the serious ones.

#97 is right. The people who are actually contemplating suicide are the ones that don't talk about it. People who makes threats like this are just attention ******.

bbrenn 0

omg not everyone here is an insensitive douch! hi five!

The__Redneck 7

If she's not really willing too kill herself, then the woman is a vile, manipulative, dishonest shrew. Dump her immediately. If she IS willing to kill herrself, than the woman is insane, and these problems will only get worse as you continue. Dump her imediately, and see who she (and you!) can talk to about her mental trouble.

On the bright side if you break up with her and she does actually follow through with it you won't have to worry about a psycho stalker. She probably won't do it but will probably stalk you.