Today, I had a great time with a girl I liked. I asked her out and she said yes. She also said she cuts herself and if I ever broke up with her, I'll be responsible for her death. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, the girl I've been seeing for just over a week casually let me know that she'll slash her wrists if I ever leave her. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend if she had ever broken up with anyone. She said, "Yes. You." and walked off. FML
Awks
Today, my girlfriend's mom pulled me aside and started telling me about how her daughter was extremely depressed and suicidal before she met me, and how happy her family is because of me. I was planning on breaking up with her within the next week. FML
Today, I told my mom I loved her and she asked if I was going to kill myself. FML
Today, the woman I love told me she cared about me and didn't like me hurting myself. She then posted a picture of herself making-out with her new boyfriend. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of one week is suicidal and crazy about me. She showed me that she'd carved her old boyfriend's name in her arm, and she threatened suicide if I ever left her. FML
Unexpected
Today, I asked my girlfriend to prom. Instead of saying yes, she broke up with me. FML
Today, I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. Now she's threatening to kill herself if I don't forgive her. FML
Read the room
Today, I proposed to the girl of my dreams. She asked me who I was, and maced me. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 weeks gave me an ultimatum: marry her, or she kills herself. FML
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cherrybollosm04 0
abort abort
Sun_Kissed18 25
Break up with her right there! Thats so unfair for her to just put all of that pressure on you
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Comments (338)
bogeyalert 0
Dude, that sucks, my brother ran into the same problem, totally freaked him out. He broke it off, and all is well... Pretty sure the odds of her carrying it out are slim.
AtoZandBeyond 0
Is she a masochist or an emo? Emos are idiots. I am personally a masochist but I hate emos. I dont try to show off, but ppl yell emo when the look at me (I dont dress emo.) They always make me look bad.
Svartaren 0
She probably won't do it even if he breaks up. I wish they will be happy together anyway.
GD4life 0
I had an emo gf. She broke up with me cos 'she wasn't over her last breakup'..... She was cheating on me. We're still gud mates tho cos we were b4. We're both single now. ;)
sweetsmile1872 0
if u ever want to get out of the relationship... wht u must do is become a terrible boy friend but look as though u are trying really hard maybe u could act overly protective in an extremly annoying as in calling and saying are u w/ a guy i dont want u to talk to other guys...why arnt u with me when she is out w/ her friends.. and so on that way :] that way she will simply break up w/ u as long as u dont insult her or make her feel bad and stuff this plan would work.
lakita_lover 0
Something similar happened to a friend of mine. Her boyfriend actually killed himself after they broke up, but he didn't give such obvious warning signs like this girl is doing. My friend still feels guilty about it sometimes. Your friend sounds mentally ill and/or seriously depressed and is reaching out to you for help. If she was being serious when she said that to you, you need to take it seriously. Talk to her family or teachers and make sure someone gets her to a therapist. Good luck, and I hope your friend gets better. And for everyone else making emo jokes or saying he should just ditch the girl, stop being jerks. Depression and suicide are serious issues and people end up dead when they don't get the medical treatment they need because people ignore the signs that they need help.
blahblahblah43 0
Kill yourself over a break-up? Major issues there! And cutting yourself...what do you gain from that?? People say "it's to relieve the pain". If you wanna take out some frustration, then punch/kick something repeatedly! God! So, it would be like if you say it's over, she'll be bleeding from her wrists in a bathtub? Wow. Well, all I have to say is tell her that there is no point in cutting! Explain the reasons why there is no point in cutting! Then she'll stop! And you'll live happily ever after =)
iheyman 0
YDI for liking emo chicks.
teiso_fml 0
I hope you broke up with her... seriously. You don't need that sort of drama.
aeon1221 0
I don't think it should be a problem if you like her and she likes you there would be no breaking up