Today, my girlfriend of 3 weeks gave me an ultimatum: marry her, or she kills herself. FML
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superman21_fml
| 19
Call her bluff.
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Bhall12302
| 7
Who else hates it when you accidentally hit the "you deserve it" button
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superman21_fml
| 19
Call her bluff.
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hordriss
| 14
Agree with #1. Ditch the psycho asap.
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B_CeouL
| 12
Agree with #1,4 and 5
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Zimmington
| 21
May I suggest Sepukku?
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ILoveMyArm
| 15
Since we are all agreeing, I agree.
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KinkyCurly
| 13
I double agree to the agreeing
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UnluckyGenius
| 21
I concur!
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PenguinBitch
| 43
I too do not not agree.
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TheCanucklehead
| 22
I agree with 73 for not not agreeing
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adam3650
| 12
I disagree with the agreement that we all agree not to agree.
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wowthatsucks5
| 8
Today, I told my boyfriend of three weeks he needed to marry me or else I'll kill myself. He didn't propose. Now what? FML.
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flockz
| 19
i agree that we should all agree to agreeing to agreements.
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mmaflake
| 19
word for word what I was going to say. Ha!
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GweedSincE84_fml
| 15
#83 kill yourself that'll teach him
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cobrajkb
| 11
ditto
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TheOnlyMizLiv
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95- The only time I've ever seen this comment and appreciated it.
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emilie_gambii
| 9
So I think we all agree that we are to agree with the agreement of agreeing?
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judea95
| 16
We do agree, yes.
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nurchok
| 15
Whatever it is, count me in :)
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\
| 28
Logic sensors overloaded. Perform immediate calibration to avoid shutdown
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marcranger
| 28
I disagree.
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RoboCunnilingus
| 23
I'm agreeing with all of you so hard right now. Except for #186. Screw you, #186.
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ositoakaluis
| 16
I must follow the heard, I agree... but why!?!
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LadyMarbles
| 6
#186 there is NO disagreeing here. You must join the Agree Chain now...or you will be fed to OP's crazy gf for dinner.
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ImAp0tat0
| 9
right!, guess she wants a cheap ring.
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judea95
| 16
Bury the disagree-er (and yes before I get done for grammar, I know that's not a word). :)
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Nasir_Jones
| 12
I agree.
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SwaggCapone
| 11
Well either way you look at it you'll still have somewhere to go
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fuckyourlifeOP
| 25
I agree with the people who are agreeing to agree to people who are agreeing with the first post
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brutal_banger
| 10
I agree with the agreement on agreeing after we agreed to agree
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Warpuppy
| 8
He just needs to think of her ultimatum as a time limit to convince her to add him to her will.
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HolyCrepe
| 10
I have now read "agree" so many times, it doesn't sound like a real word anymore.
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canupls
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I agree with #269. I've counted 34 agrees, agreements on this thread.
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sig4life
| 18
Can you say Baker Act and move quickly, very quickly
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SomeRandomGuy15
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269- I agree that the word 'agree' is no longer agreeable.
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Frankenstein611
| 10
I agree that we should all agree and agree on it once more by agreeing
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Horsempeg
| 25
Well.. what did you do??
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mcg_19
| 11
Yeah, you need to get outta there as fast as you can..
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peacheso
| 31
She's bad news mmkay! Run as fast you can mmkay.
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eddeeezzyy
| 19
Shut up, wannabe Mr. Mackey.
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dathan
| 14
'You don't have the guts'
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eriksen
| 16
And then she cuts herself in the stomach and all ger guts pops out
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RoboCunnilingus
| 23
SEPPUKUUUUUU!
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ILoveMyArm
| 15
Yay self-imposed disembowlment!
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firefighter925
| 18
Make surr to bring flowers to the funeral.
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RoboCunnilingus
| 23
Bring a bouquet.
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gavagoul
| 10
Exactly what I was thinking.
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bassfisher100
| 23
...... bring a ring..
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ntd309
| 14
3 weeks?!? I could imagine this to be true if you've been together all your lives... but 3 weeks!?!? Definitely arrange a wedding in a psych ward and then cancel the wedding when she gets an in-patient room!
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Goblin182
| 26
A normal person wouldn't give a "marry me or I kill myself" ultimatum even after years of being together.
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AninOnin
| 24
104 is right. Threatening suicide like that is actually considered abuse in a relationship. Call a counselor and call 911.
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ntd309
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@ #104
Define normal
Define normal
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SS99_fml
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Marry her with a pre-nuptial agreement then divorce her :) Then you guys won't be married and she has to live up to her promise since you DID marry her at one point...I'm taking this too far
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kee_breezy32
| 34
#8, now that I think about it . that would really work! nice thinking (:
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AtomicDiamond87
| 15
Wouldn't that just make her even more psycho? Lol she already is but that's plain crazy. If he tried to divorce her she's probably threaten to kill him.
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smc3106
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Marry her? Lol. Shit just got serious. (-_-)
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TheyCallMePB
| 9
Or you could annul the marriage
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Bhall12302
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Who else hates it when you accidentally hit the "you deserve it" button
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kee_breezy32
| 34
#9, I thought I was the only one who did that! lol
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illegalbeagle69
| 23
I'm thinking as of right now 825 other people do that because I don't see how OP deserves this.
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imtooshy
| 18
Me too! I just hit the wrong one by accident as well.
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asb818
| 14
Ok FML staff, you gave us a timer to edit our comments, how about a timer to edit our thumbs???
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gavagoul
| 10
I really hate when someone makes a FML and they don't even deserve it, yet it's in the thousands. Like always.
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The1CalledGOAT
| 11
"accidently", riiiight
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illegalbeagle
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I hit the ydi button all the time by accident. On another note, #130 and I have very similar usernames.
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OneGirlTwoCups
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I'm excited to see what happens if OP doesn't marry her. Run to the hills! Run for your- and probably not the psycho's life!
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TheDoctor10
| 28
Was that meant as an iron maiden reference?
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ViviMage
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Walk away. That's way too soon to make that demand, and no one should kill themselves over love anyway!
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ocramavaf
| 15
tell that to Romeo and Juliet
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jordanjbaer
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why walk? id run!
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laden_swallow09
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28- Case in point.
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DRSD
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That's right!!!! PREACH!!!
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cass99
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Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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Kateyez_26
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I really hope you're joking
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Zimmington
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No one gives a fuck about Khloe and Lamar. *well and learn to use your space bar properly.
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LittlestPrincess
| 21
I'm starting to think #12 is OP's girlfriend :D
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Kateyez_26
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I was thinking the same thing lol
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VioletLife
| 18
Yes, because everyone should base their decisions off the Kardashians.
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hcollins1
| 18
Am I the only one that doesn't know or even care which one Kloe is?
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zomgbies
| 17
Could be worse. She could base it off Bobby & Whitney
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Kateyez_26
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Or Chris brown and Rihanna
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1PersonIsMyWorld
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12--ignore certain assholes on this thread. ok then. .have a nice day! :))
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LadyMarbles
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don't worry, we ignore your comments first and foremost. :)
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LissaMccracken
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I feel VERY sorry for whoever you end up with...
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AngrySailor
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What the fuck did I just read there #12? Go run with scissors now, cuz you know, like YOLO
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ottokat
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Angry Sailor, I have never seen a non-offensive comment from you yet. #12, it is highly unrecommendable to marry someone after three weeks together, much less if they threaten suicide should you not do what they want. She is clearly mentally unstable and needs help.
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AngrySailor
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Well I chose my user name for a reason #243.
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NostalgiaFreak9
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#38 I love how your profile picture matches your comment.
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NostalgiaFreak9
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This has got to be the dumbest comment I have ever read.