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Agree with #1. Ditch the psycho asap.
I too do not not agree.
I agree with 73 for not not agreeing
I disagree with the agreement that we all agree not to agree.
word for word what I was going to say. Ha!
#83 kill yourself that'll teach him
ditto
95- The only time I've ever seen this comment and appreciated it.
So I think we all agree that we are to agree with the agreement of agreeing?
We do agree, yes.
I disagree.
I'm agreeing with all of you so hard right now. Except for #186. Screw you, #186.
I must follow the heard, I agree... but why!?!
#186 there is NO disagreeing here. You must join the Agree Chain now...or you will be fed to OP's crazy gf for dinner.
right!, guess she wants a cheap ring.
Bury the disagree-er (and yes before I get done for grammar, I know that's not a word). :)
I agree.
I agree with the people who are agreeing to agree to people who are agreeing with the first post
I agree with the agreement on agreeing after we agreed to agree
He just needs to think of her ultimatum as a time limit to convince her to add him to her will.
I have now read "agree" so many times, it doesn't sound like a real word anymore.
I agree with #269. I've counted 34 agrees, agreements on this thread.
Can you say Baker Act and move quickly, very quickly
269- I agree that the word 'agree' is no longer agreeable.
I agree that we should all agree and agree on it once more by agreeing
Well.. what did you do??
Yeah, you need to get outta there as fast as you can..
She's bad news mmkay! Run as fast you can mmkay.
Shut up, wannabe Mr. Mackey.
'You don't have the guts'
And then she cuts herself in the stomach and all ger guts pops out
SEPPUKUUUUUU!
Make surr to bring flowers to the funeral.
Bring a bouquet.
...... bring a ring..
3 weeks?!? I could imagine this to be true if you've been together all your lives... but 3 weeks!?!? Definitely arrange a wedding in a psych ward and then cancel the wedding when she gets an in-patient room!
Marry her with a pre-nuptial agreement then divorce her :) Then you guys won't be married and she has to live up to her promise since you DID marry her at one point...I'm taking this too far
#8, now that I think about it . that would really work! nice thinking (:
Who else hates it when you accidentally hit the "you deserve it" button
#9, I thought I was the only one who did that! lol
I'm thinking as of right now 825 other people do that because I don't see how OP deserves this.
Ok FML staff, you gave us a timer to edit our comments, how about a timer to edit our thumbs???
I hit the ydi button all the time by accident. On another note, #130 and I have very similar usernames.
I'm excited to see what happens if OP doesn't marry her. Run to the hills! Run for your- and probably not the psycho's life!
Walk away. That's way too soon to make that demand, and no one should kill themselves over love anyway!
tell that to Romeo and Juliet
why walk? id run!
28- Case in point.
That's right!!!! PREACH!!!
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Show it anywayI really hope you're joking
I'm starting to think #12 is OP's girlfriend :D
I was thinking the same thing lol
Yes, because everyone should base their decisions off the Kardashians.
Could be worse. She could base it off Bobby & Whitney
Or Chris brown and Rihanna
don't worry, we ignore your comments first and foremost. :)
I feel VERY sorry for whoever you end up with...
What the **** did I just read there #12? Go run with scissors now, cuz you know, like YOLO
Angry Sailor, I have never seen a non-offensive comment from you yet. #12, it is highly unrecommendable to marry someone after three weeks together, much less if they threaten suicide should you not do what they want. She is clearly mentally unstable and needs help.
Well I chose my user name for a reason #243.
#38 I love how your profile picture matches your comment.
This has got to be the dumbest comment I have ever read.
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Call her bluff.
Who else hates it when you accidentally hit the "you deserve it" button